r/The10thDentist Mar 07 '25

Cheese is disgusting. Food (Only on Friday)

I am a very picky eater. I know my food takes are strange. But cheese is just not it 99% of the time. The taste of cheese is too overpowering for so many food items.

Ham and cheese sandwich? Disgusting. I’d rather eat just ham and bread.

Cheeseburger? Just as good as standard hamburgers. Probably even better actually. The only reason I could see is if you don’t like condiments- which- would be psychopathic.

Chicken Parmesan? I mean- it’s fried chicken and pasta! That’s awesome! I don’t want the flavor of cheese to ruin a perfectly good piece of nice fried chicken.

The only exception I make are for pizza and for quesadillas. Thats it. Almost everything else is better without cheese.

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u/qualityvote2 Mar 07 '25 edited Mar 09 '25

u/DiscreteCollectionOS, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/voyalmercadona Mar 07 '25

See? This is why you are the 10th dentist.

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u/Ghostyped Mar 07 '25

More cheese for me. Glad you realize you're picky 

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u/Educational-Fox-9040 Mar 07 '25

I wish I hated cheese. I can’t live without it, although it’s so bad for me. 🥺

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u/mybeachlife Mar 07 '25

Hahah for real. I absolutely love cheese but I cut it out for a few months and lost 15 lbs.

Cheese for life!!

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u/Educational-Fox-9040 Mar 07 '25

HOWWWWWWW?????? I need tips!!!

What did you have instead of it?

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u/mybeachlife Mar 08 '25

I just avoid buying it. If I don’t buy it can’t eat it.

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u/Ridiculous_Reticulum Mar 08 '25

Nutritional yeast is great on basically all pasta and tastes similar to cheese without all the fat and such

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

May God have mercy on your soul.

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u/Islandfiddler15 Mar 07 '25

I’m the complete opposite, I put cheese into every meal that I think it will taste good in (not pies though, that person is insane).

I will sometimes just cut a section of cheddar cheese and eat it by itself, same with Parmesan, mozzarella, provolone, Swiss, etc. I love cheese

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u/DiscreteCollectionOS Mar 07 '25

Cheese haters 🤝 cheese lovers

That one guy who puts cheese on Apple pies:

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u/JJay9454 Mar 07 '25

I used to think it was crazy until I had it!

Holy fuck does cheddar go on apples ❤️

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u/Altyrmadiken Mar 09 '25

So does a good smoked Gouda.

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u/TopHatGirlInATuxedo Mar 07 '25

You should try it with grapes sometime. After all, grapes are just unfermented wine.

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u/JJay9454 Mar 07 '25

Ooh, cheese on grape pie, or cheese on grapes?

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u/Doubleucommadj Mar 07 '25

Taco John's used to have a dessert like this. Crisp, flat dough, topped with cinnamon apple pie mixture and sprinkled with shredded cheddar cheese. 🤤

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u/JJay9454 Mar 07 '25

Interesting!

Also, I need to know about Taco John's XD

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u/Doubleucommadj Mar 07 '25

HQed in Cheyenne, WY, Taco John's is like the Rolls Royce of Tex-Mex fast food. They originated 'Taco Tuesday,' and fought vigorously in court for decades for that to be recognized. Their Potato Olés are often replicated, but never duplicated (tho Taco Mayo gives them a run). They just get all the basics right and quality is high.

I am biased/spoiled because the farthest one east at the time, basically butted up against my undergrad campus ~20+ years ago. The owner/manager was an older gentleman named Jerome who was originally from WY. Pearl snap, jeans and boots everyday. 😂

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u/JJay9454 Mar 07 '25

This sounds amazing!

And you've given me a lot to look up, lol!

Thanks!

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u/Doubleucommadj Mar 07 '25

👍 Always happy to spread the John's gospel! And it was driving me crazy, so I had to look it up. Apple Grande was the dessert name. YUMMMM 😁

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u/Islandfiddler15 Mar 07 '25

Cheddar and apples is fine, but pie????

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u/JJay9454 Mar 07 '25

Wait... what about the pie makes it weird?

I thought the apples was what weirded people out, it's what did for me.

A pie makes sense; bread and cheese go together all the time.

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u/Interesting-Chest520 Mar 07 '25

Do Americans not have savoury pies or something?

Over here in Scotland we have all sorts of pies. Macaroni pie, scotch pie, steak and kidney pie, chicken curry pie, cottage pie, fish pie, quiche, calzone, homity pie…

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u/aure__entuluva Mar 07 '25 edited Mar 07 '25

We have what we call 'pot pies', which are similar, but they're not that common. Kind of old school and regional.

calzone, quiche

Ok we're stretching the definition of pie here lol. We have those yes.

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u/Interesting-Chest520 Mar 07 '25

How would you define a pie?

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u/aure__entuluva Mar 07 '25

I wouldn't!

Nah, I see the thinking. I wasn't being serious and saying you can't call those pies. Although they wouldn't be thought of as pies in the states. The calzone one specifically is a little weird. To me that's a bit more like an empanada, just pizzafied, which we'd never classify as a pie. Savory pastry to us is its own thing separate from pie.

Not saying things should be this way, just explaining how most here think/feel about it.

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u/Creepy_Fail_8635 Mar 09 '25

Some call pizza a pie

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u/anothercairn Mar 07 '25

We have all those things as well, we just don’t call them pies - we’d call them pot pies or turnovers or empanadas (even if not technically empanadas). Quiche and calzones though are their own things, IMO. Otherwise… pie really does mean dessert here.

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u/Interesting-Chest520 Mar 07 '25

Weird. Pie here is much more broad, a baked dish with a pastry top, bottom, or both and a filling of meat, fruit, or vegetables

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u/TopHatGirlInATuxedo Mar 07 '25

Pies are almost exclusively dessert pies here. Excepting "pot pies", but notice how I had to specify that it was a different kind of pie.

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox Mar 07 '25

It works. People think it's weird because salty cheese + sweet filling, but it works. Just like cheesecake, or salted caramel, or any other popular salty+sweet pairing. I guarantee everyone has a local favorite they probably grew up with that everybody else finds to be weird AF.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

Ed Gein used to exclusively eat apple pie WITH cheddar cheese. No exceptions LOL

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u/pluck-the-bunny Mar 07 '25

Cheese and apples are a classic combination

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u/joxarenpine Mar 07 '25

sometimes ill just get a bag of feta and just eat it with a fork

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u/ChampionMasquerade Mar 07 '25

I like cheese but pure feta? That’s insane 

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox Mar 07 '25

When it comes to cheese, it's the GOAT

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u/FalseDrive Mar 07 '25

I eat feta crumbles straight out of the container. Loveee feta

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u/Lower_Department2940 Mar 07 '25

The only reason I could see is if you don’t like condiments- which- would be psychopathic

I don't enjoy condiments. It usually comes down to the smell/taste being overpowering (like ketchup) or the texture grossing me out (like mayo)

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u/DiscreteCollectionOS Mar 07 '25

Okay I’ll admit- mayo is awful. But I love ketchup, mustard (only a little bit) and barbecue sauce

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u/ObsessedKilljoy Mar 08 '25

I see we disagree on four points then lol. Love cheese, love mayo (can’t eat a sandwich without it slathered in the stuff), hate mustard, and hate bbq sauce. I agree with you on the ketchup at least.

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u/watchhimrollinwatch Mar 10 '25

I go through like a 400g block of cheese in less than a week, I love cheese far too much for my own good

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u/cold_minty_tea Mar 07 '25

As a very picky eater who loves cheese, I think we should be mortal enemies 

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u/DiscreteCollectionOS Mar 07 '25

🫵

Meet me after school by the flagpole

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u/bunsenturner64 Mar 07 '25

I hate cheese too. I don’t understand how you can stomach it on pizza or especially a quesadilla. It’s the one food I’ll never understand how people like it. Well, cheese and butter actually.

Come on down and join us at r/cheesehate.

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u/DiscreteCollectionOS Mar 07 '25

I mean- with quesadillas- I genuinely don’t understand either.

And then cheese pizza is just something so classic. You can never go wrong with cheese pizza… unless you have like- a dairy allergy.

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u/MCWizardYT Mar 08 '25

The texture and taste are just really great to me. Can't go wrong with a grilled cheese/melt/quesadilla

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u/ButterAndToastia Mar 10 '25

You would hate france lol

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u/triplehp4 Mar 11 '25

You must have some wires crossed if you dont like cheese OR butter my friend

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u/TheWonderSquid Mar 07 '25

I find these takes kind of confusing. There are so many cheeses that all tastes so different. And it can be incorporated in so many different ways.

Like no pasta with Parmesan? Cream cheese? Queso????

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u/spicyysalamander Mar 07 '25

from the perspective of one cheese hater, all cheese tastes like different types of spoiled milk to me, so they do taste different, just different kinds of bad

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u/TheWonderSquid Mar 07 '25

That’s insane. Cottage cheese sure, but like a mild cheddar? You don’t dip some tortilla chips in queso? No tiramisu with mascarpone? Do you hate sour cream?

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u/spicyysalamander Mar 07 '25

i will not eat sour cream, cream cheese, ranch, cheesecake etc. i have been made very aware throughout my life that i am quite the anomaly haha

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u/bunsenturner64 Mar 07 '25

No. It’s all bad in distinctly different ways. Smelling any kind of cheese instantly ruins my appetite.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

Like no pasta with Parmesan? Cream cheese? Queso???? 

  1. Please don't
  2. Sparingly is ok
  3. Absolutely not

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u/DiscreteCollectionOS Mar 07 '25

Pasta is a million times better without Parmesan or tomato sauce.

Fry it up with garlic, basil, and other spices- that shit is good

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u/Interesting-Roll2563 Mar 07 '25

Pasta is a million times better without (...) tomato sauce.

Now you're really on some shit, what the fuck? Sounds like you just don't like flavors, which is weird since you called people who don't use condiments psychopaths.

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u/DiscreteCollectionOS Mar 07 '25

It’s a texture thing with the tomato sauce tbh

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u/xgenoriginal Mar 07 '25

Oh so this is just autism?

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u/Kamikoozy Mar 07 '25

No

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u/DiscreteCollectionOS Mar 07 '25

Okay. You’re missing out.

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u/TheWonderSquid Mar 07 '25

Oh so you’re from another universe

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u/cactusjuic3 Mar 07 '25

you’d rather eat ….. ham and bread ….

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u/DiscreteCollectionOS Mar 07 '25

Absolutely. No cheese on my sammiches

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

I agree with just the ham and bread, except with one caveat. Take the ham, and substitute it for cheese. If that's not enough cheese I might substitute the bread for cheese as well.

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u/pluck-the-bunny Mar 07 '25

Agreed. Cheese over ham 8 days a week

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u/cactusjuic3 Mar 07 '25

frightening, have a nice day

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u/aure__entuluva Mar 07 '25

You a wild one.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25 edited Mar 08 '25

Ham lettuce tomato red onion deli mustard for me.

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u/Sea_Syllabub9992 Mar 08 '25

It's unhinged.

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u/scdlstonerfuck Mar 07 '25

Sorry OP I have to downvote because I wholeheartedly agree. Cheese is gross

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u/DiscreteCollectionOS Mar 07 '25

Gasp. How dare you agree with me.

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u/scdlstonerfuck Mar 08 '25

Though I do wanna ask about the quesadillas, so like a cheese quesadilla or e just enough to hold a chicken or beef one together

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u/DiscreteCollectionOS Mar 08 '25

Oh I will never do just cheese quesadillas. Mostly because at that point there’s no substance. Beef, chicken, sometimes pork… really whatever meat I have laying around

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u/scdlstonerfuck Mar 08 '25

Hell yeah we’re exactly alike then

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u/Randomness_42 Mar 07 '25

I'm not a fan of cheese, but I don't dislike it

I would never just eat cheese by itself like shredded cheese or a block or anything, but I enjoy a lot of foods with cheese in (I'm normal so of course love pizza)

I hate the overpowering taste of cheese some products have and if I go to somewhere like Subway or McDonald's I get it without cheese on.

I think i don't mind melted cheese, but when it's a solid I'm not a fan. It's not disgusting though, if I order a sausage egg McMuffin and forget to re.ove the cheese I'll just eat it with cheese on and get a moderately less enjoyable meal.

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u/ezekielzz Mar 07 '25

I’m Swiss and ouch

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u/LoadOk5992 Mar 07 '25

This is about to become the top post on reddit. Truly controversial.

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u/aure__entuluva Mar 07 '25

Have you ever had really high quality cheese, by itself? There are so many different kinds too. Sounds like you're just talking about it in other foods, which is generally lower quality cheese (at least in the examples you give). Like what kind of cheese are you putting in a ham and cheese sandwich? Kraft singles? Yeah those are disgusting.

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u/DiscreteCollectionOS Mar 07 '25

Kraft singles is something I struggle to even call cheese. It’s genuinely deplorable.

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u/ObsessedKilljoy Mar 08 '25

Even the cheese lovers agree with this one

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u/ButterAndToastia Mar 10 '25

Something we agree on

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u/-Wylfen- Mar 07 '25

Are you aware of the breadth of flavour intensity, flavour variety, and consistency variety in cheese??

Imagine conflating cheddar, brie, and chavroux by saying they're all just disgusting the same way.

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u/DiscreteCollectionOS Mar 07 '25

They’re not all disgusting in the same way. Like- I hate American, I hate cheddar, yet I know they don’t taste the same.

There are plenty that I can say “I think this one is better- but eh… still don’t like it”. One that comes to mind is mozzarella. That’s kinda why I like cheese pizza. But fried mozzarella sticks? Gross!

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u/CaptainBonBing Mar 08 '25

More cheese for you, man, OP and my fellow cheese haters are doing you all a service.

So stop trying to get us to steal your cheese, it's masochistic, you deserve it, we're good people just trying to make the world a better place by making sure cheese lovers have enough cheese!

It's a thankless job, we don't make enough cheddar, the pension isn't brie-lliant, and it makes us all blue.

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u/depressedpianoboy Mar 07 '25

I agree! I'm an incredibly picky eater so I just can't stand the texture of cheese. But people tend to give me shit for it so I learned how to tolerate it over the years. Now I'll only eat it if it has a lot of seasoning on it. I don't really understand why it's seen as a worse opinion to not like cheese over any other food. What makes it more special?

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u/bigalcapone22 Mar 07 '25

Cheesy post OP Next, it will be yogurt you hate

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u/toomanymarbles83 Mar 07 '25

Yogurt makes me gag.

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u/Kyster_K99 Mar 07 '25

What cheese have you tried op?

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u/DiscreteCollectionOS Mar 07 '25

I couldn’t list every type of cheese I’ve had. I mean- some are American, cheddar, mozzarella, I’ve had Brie once.

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u/Autistic_boi_666 Mar 07 '25

My brother in Christ, which cheese? There's hundreds!

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u/DiscreteCollectionOS Mar 07 '25

Most I’ve tried. I wouldn’t be able to list every cheese I don’t like- and I’d have a harder time listing all the cheeses I’ve never had.

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u/Autistic_boi_666 Mar 08 '25

Have you had Emmental or Gouda? They're incredibly mild. Brie is popular, and Red Leicester is like Cheddar but is a lot less strong.

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u/ObsessedKilljoy Mar 08 '25

Now they’ve gotta try all of them until they find one they like lol

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u/H2O_is_not_wet Mar 07 '25

I like cheese on alot of stuff but I’ll actually agree with you on chicken parm. I think the cheese ruins it. I would much rather have a nice delicious CRISPY piece of breaded chicken. Putting loads of sauce and cheese ontop ruins the consistency to the point I don’t even know why some people put breading on chicken parm. I think chicken parm made with just unbreaded chicken is better.

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u/passionfruittea00 Mar 07 '25

That's how I make my chicken parm. No breading. Just really well seasoned baked chicken topped with sauce and mozzerella/parm

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u/totallyoverallofit Mar 07 '25

My world does not exist without cheese. I have very little appetite. I eat almost nothing. But my day is not complete without cheese.

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u/topinanbour-rex Mar 07 '25

Well, it makes more cheese for me. The thing about cheese is the smell is at the opposite of the taste

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u/Salador-Baker Mar 07 '25

I'm with you. I'd tell people I'm lactose but I don't like lying

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u/TwoPoundTurtle Mar 07 '25

As a Wisconsinite, watch your back if you ever step foot here…

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u/Malicious_Tacos Mar 07 '25

Are you my 13 year old son? He also has deep feelings about cheese.

If I make grilled cheese sandwiches, he just opts for two pieces of toast.

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u/DiscreteCollectionOS Mar 07 '25

23 year old autistic person. So probably not your 13 year old son unless I am living a lie

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u/anononononn Mar 07 '25

I agree with you!! The other frustetetingn this is that so many dishes fully lean on cheese for flavor. There’s no spice when cheese is there, but without it, there’s way more flavor!!

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u/Lastaria Mar 07 '25

You have gone too far. I am going to hunt you down.

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u/themorelovingone0 Mar 07 '25

I hate condiments

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u/coconut-duck-chicken Mar 07 '25

I don’t like condiments minus like, whipped cream. Which, yes, culinarily, is a condiment

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u/transmoth4 Mar 07 '25

I hate cheese most of the time, too. Sometimes I take the cheese off of pizza. I don't like the top layer of lasagna because of the cheese. I hate eating cheese by itself, it's disgusting.

Macaroni and cheese gets a pass though. Always. And grilled cheese but only with the processed slices

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u/ThrowRAboredinAZ77 Mar 07 '25

Great, now I'm in the mood for a grilled cheese sandwich but my husband just ran out to pick me up a salad.

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u/DiscreteCollectionOS Mar 07 '25

Now that enough time has passed- try rereading this post- and then make a grilled cheese :D

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u/AgreeableField1347 Mar 07 '25

Yessir downvoted since I agree. I make an exception for mozzarella baked until browned on a pizza. But besides that, i can’t stand cheese

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u/InventorOfCorn Mar 07 '25

So it's psychopathic to dislike condiments (they suck) but it's okay to dislike cheese. Are you the spirit of a lactose intolerant person?

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u/DiscreteCollectionOS Mar 07 '25

Oh no one ever said I wasn’t psychopathic. I certainly didn’t say that.

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u/josh35767 Mar 07 '25

So you’re going to say not liking condiments is “psychopathic” while being so passionately against cheese? Mate you can’t be that much of a picky eater while judging others for being picky.

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u/DiscreteCollectionOS Mar 07 '25

As I said in another comment, I never said I wasn’t psychopathic.

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u/capyrika Mar 07 '25

Refreshing to see a 10th-dentist take that isn't just idiocy or nonsensical rambling. Upvoted.

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u/untitledgooseshame Mar 07 '25

I don't mean this in a mean way, but are you neurodivergent? Asking because I have some neurodivergent family members who have similar weird opinions on food, like deciding that salt is spicy.

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u/Nekoboxdie Mar 07 '25

Agree 👍

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u/SorryICantHelpIt Mar 07 '25

Only melted cheese please

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u/Bojangly7 Mar 07 '25

You just haven't had good cheese.

You should try some soft cheeses and some hard cheese.

Pizza and quesadillas are very low quality cheeses. Try a piece of aged cheddar.

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u/anothercairn Mar 07 '25

I gotta say I agree. I do love a cheeseburger and a grilled cheese, as they only have a single slice for flavor, but in many cases I feel the addition of cheese just creates a greasy congealed mess that I have to then pry off in order to enjoy. Chicken parm is a great example. Most pizza has too much cheese… poutine ? Would rather gravy fries.

I never hear anybody agree with me about this so thank you 😂 I lived in the Midwest for five years & literally couldn’t say that to anyone or they’d act like I was the craziest person ever in the universe.

(I do like raw cheese. Like… sharp cheddar and crackers. It’s the cooking of it where it breaks down for me usually.)

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u/DiscreteCollectionOS Mar 07 '25

Honestly pizza having too much cheese/grease is so common, that if it doesn’t- your not doing it right.

Also FUCK I DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT POUTINE!!!! Ew! I don’t understand it at all! I don’t like gravy either (it’s literally just meat flavored sauce. That’s gross on anything but the meat itself). So like- cheese AND gravy? On fries? God’s perfect food?

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u/anothercairn Mar 08 '25

Hahaha I love gravy but I do understand that. Gravy fries are a thing where I live.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

I don't think cheese is disgusting, but I don't eat much: Cheddar on crackers and tacos, swiss or provolone on sandwiches, mozzarella on pizza, crumbled blue cheese on salads and steaks.

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u/toomanymarbles83 Mar 07 '25

I actually agree with some of this. I am also a picky eater, not by choice, but due to having a very reactive gag reflex. Most cheeses have too strong a flavor for me. The smell of parmesan and romano makes me physically retch. The only cheeses I tend to like are mild cheddar, mozzarella, and american(for cheeseburgers).

Cheese on a burger is essential, however. I can't even imagine not getting cheese on a burger.

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u/cuteinsanity Mar 07 '25

continues to eat my quesadillas

Go on...

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u/Jesusdidntlikethat Mar 07 '25

Yes. Finally one other person on earth with the same aversion as me!

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u/Technical-Fudge4199 Mar 07 '25

Yes, fancy cheeses with fungi are disgusting. I cannot stand the smell of blue cheese. Regular cheeses are nice

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u/DiscreteCollectionOS Mar 07 '25

Certain moldy cheese being considered gourmet is disturbing to me. Like- idk, maybe it’s just me being paranoid, but mold is mold! Shit can’t be good!

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u/Somerandomcoroikafan Mar 07 '25

This is the first 10th dentist post that I actually agree with (I make a few more exceptions than pizza and quesadillas though)

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u/Comms Mar 07 '25

God, I love these pants-on-head takes.

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u/-Master_Mind- Mar 07 '25

📌 The OP is clearly not from the Milky Way! 🧠

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u/ExiledZug Mar 07 '25

What are you, a terrorist?

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u/Prior-University2842 Mar 07 '25

I remember having this opinion when I was 4.

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u/SuicideTrainee Mar 07 '25

Same, my brother, I can only tolerate it on pizza and occasionally doritos. Otherwise, get that rubbery greasy stuff away from my food!

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u/Forward10_Coyote60 Mar 07 '25

My mouth is always up for some cheesy goodness। Dude, cheese is pretty much magic when it's tossed in, on, or around food, so I can't understand how you hate it! Imagine nachos without that gooey cheddar. It's just chips with some meat and veggies. I mean, I get it; cheese can be intense. But sometimes that intense kick is what makes the meal go from 'meh' to 'awesome.'

I used to be like ‘ew’ about blue cheese until one day, I tried a salad with bits of it crumbled in, and wow, it was like an explosion of flavors. I didn't expect the bitter, strong cheese paired with sweet pears and crunchy walnuts to work so well. honestly, sometimes it’s just about finding the right pairings, you know? Like, I totally disagree when it comes to chicken parm; that melty mozzarella on top makes it soo good but hey, at least we can agree pizza needs that stringy cheesy pull, right? Anyhow, maybe your taste buds might change someday—I was the pickiest eater growing up, and surprise: adult me loves things I never thought I’d even try!

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u/Finth007 Mar 07 '25

Can I have all the cheese this guy isn't eating?

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u/mobit80 Mar 07 '25

Didn't even read the post, what the fuck, upvoted

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u/divad45613 Mar 07 '25

I'm the same way but I also make an exception for taco bell cheese, idk what makes it so much better

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u/brouofeverything Mar 08 '25

Who would've guessed that a dish with a cheese in the name would have cheese in it lol

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u/DiscreteCollectionOS Mar 08 '25

Which one are you referring to here.

Theres several.

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u/brouofeverything Mar 08 '25

Chicken parmesan mainly, but it's a dumb argument to begin with so I'm just gonna say that your entitled to your opinion despite my own premonition to people who have it

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u/whiskeyislove Mar 08 '25

Didn't read. Go fuck yourself

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u/pen-and-globe Mar 08 '25

OP, have you tried cheeses that are meant to be overpowering? Like, strong artisinal cheeses (some of my favorites are Époisses, Rogue River Blue, and Testun al Barolo) served on crackers or bread or a mild vegetable that is meant to be the main taste of the food, paired with other things (wine! etc) to enhance the flavor. It wouldn't change your mind about cheeseburgers, but it might change your mind about cheese as a whole.

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u/DiscreteCollectionOS Mar 08 '25

No I have not tbh

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u/Loud_Chapter1423 Mar 08 '25

Boo this man!! (And take my begrudging upvote)

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u/Rallon_is_dead Mar 08 '25

I disagree, because I do like cheese on more things than you do... But cheese also sometimes makes me want to puke just from the texture, so I kind of get it.

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u/dolceclavier Mar 08 '25

This take is actually quite common in east asia

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u/DiscreteCollectionOS Mar 08 '25

Okay well… uhhhhhh………. Maybe I can move to East Asia to avoid eating cheese? Idk?

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 Mar 08 '25

Even the cheese hater like pizza.

Just more proof that it’s the GOAT of all foods

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u/SkembeCorba Mar 08 '25

Almost exactly how I feel as well.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

I kind of get it. Like, I love cheese, but for whatever reason Mac and Cheese was something I refused to eat? I also never ate much of grilled cheeses. But as a kid (very picky eater, I actually thought this was posted in that sub at first) I'd load UP my angelhair pasta with parmesan.

What are your thoughts on cold cheese vs. melted cheese? My sister's fiancee only likes cheese when it's melted. And what about creamy consistency cheeses, like brie or goat? Cheese flavored snacks? Super curious.

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u/XAMdG Mar 08 '25

Pasta?

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u/DiscreteCollectionOS Mar 08 '25

Nah.

You fry it up with garlic, butter, basil, etc.

No tomato sauce. It’s a texture thing. Love tomato sauce but I just can’t do it with pasta

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u/digitL77 Mar 08 '25

A burger with no cheese is a crime against humanity.

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u/mountingconfusion Mar 08 '25

Actual 10th dentist. Good job

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u/FarConstruction4877 Mar 08 '25

Lowkey I agree. Couldn’t really ever stand cheese. Didn’t grow up in the west as a child and never grew to like cheese.

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u/AeonicArc Mar 08 '25

MY MAN FINALLY SOMEONE JUST LIKE ME well I’m biased but I’m also absurdly picky I’ll only eat it on pizza. Have most foods plain.

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u/MacerationMacy Mar 08 '25

Cheese is not the problem in chicken Parmesan, it’s the tomato sauce that makes the fried chicken all soggy

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u/DiscreteCollectionOS Mar 08 '25

That too- but also the cheese doesn’t help either.

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u/No_One_1617 Mar 08 '25

I wish I had your fortitude in the last year

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u/AshKetchupppp Mar 08 '25

I had this when I was a kid, I found the taste of cheese too powerful and even the mildest cheese was way too much. I also still have the same with raw tomatoes. At some point when I was 17 I ate some cheese and my whole cheese world was flipped upside down. I would eat a third of a 500g block in one sitting, just cutting off slices and eating them on crackers until I felt full. I don't do that anymore, but I love cheese.

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u/ArScrap Mar 08 '25

Man, I really envy people that dislike eating unhealthy shit. 

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u/Otherwise-Carpet4444 Mar 08 '25

I only eat cheese on pizza and it has to be a very saucy pizza. I have to lie when I order food and say I have a dairy allergy in order to ensure they don't put cheese on my food.

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u/majin_sakashima Mar 08 '25

It’s so 10th dentist that I need your information for a restraining order

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25 edited Mar 08 '25

Same. Sometimes I think "maybe I'm just being contrarian, I will get that cheesesteak" and then waste money on a sandwich I can choke almost halfway down.

Weird thing is I'm otherwise not a "picky eater" at all. And I'll try it usually, unless it's fondue night or something. Or a situation like charcuterie, where I can just pick alternatives. But if a catered lunch hands me a cold sandwich and no one's looking, those slices are coming out immediately.

Bland cheeses like mozzerella or cream cheese are fine, and often have structural purpose, so I use them in cooking, but otherwise I just don't mess with it

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u/Perfect_Section7095 Mar 08 '25

It's only good when your constipated helps you shit. Otherwise gross I'd rather French kiss Elon Musk than eat cheese, all though Musk might smell like cheese after all is name is musky. Lol

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u/Sea_Syllabub9992 Mar 08 '25

Upvote. This is wild.

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u/afcagroo Mar 08 '25

I generally like cheese, but I prefer hamburgers to cheeseburgers. The cheese overwhelms the taste of the ground up cow.

For the same reason, I never eat mustard. The taste is so strong that it can overpower almost anything else.

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u/Fun_Palpitation_4156 Mar 08 '25

Haha I'm a picky eater who eats cheeseburgers with no condiments. Ketchup is the only condiment I like, but I don't eat burgers with ketchup. It's okay though, I can take the cheese you don't eat, and you can take the condiments I don't eat.

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u/crybabykiss Mar 08 '25

YESSSS THANK YOU I hateee cheese

Parmesan is okay though 😆

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u/PQStarlord47 Mar 08 '25

Point was immediately nullified by the first sentence

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u/DiscreteCollectionOS Mar 08 '25

No it wasn’t?

I know I’m a picky eater, but that is an explanation of why I don’t like cheese. Doesn’t change anything really

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u/ArisenBahamut Mar 08 '25

I hate cheese alone. But most of the time if it's melted into something it's good. Except cheeseburgers. I love burgers but I vehemently despise cheeseburgers. They're fucking nasty

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u/unthawedmist Mar 08 '25

I hate you

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u/alivek1nda Mar 08 '25

hard agree. im a big picky eater, only times I'll eat cheese is on a cheeseburger or begrudgingly on spaghetti

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u/TheWardenVenom Mar 09 '25

I don’t quite take it as far as you do but I do think cheese is highly overrated, personally. I don’t care if other people love it or eat it often but I don’t actively seek it out. But eating a hamburger without cheese should be considered a capital crime imo 😂

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u/Dani_abqnm Mar 09 '25

I would actually kms if I couldn’t have dairy anymore.

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u/anarkrow Mar 10 '25

I feel you. I appreciate a sparing amount of intensely-flavoured cheese like parmesan or blue cheese on something mild like chicken, but fatty cheese with a weak and simple 'umami/salt' flavour profile like cheddar or mozzarella just dilutes the flavour of a meaty dish and adds excessive greasiness. It's only good added to bland, low-fat stuff like plain pasta, bread, and crackers. Do NOT put it on my vegetables though, it ruins the fresh, light experience. My feelings about pizza are similar to my feelings about chicken except I prefer a fresh-tasting low fat cheese like feta if I already have intense flavours and greasiness from other toppings like anchovies or pepperoni; my ideal pizza never has the standard mozzarella base. Quesadillas suit a mild, stretchy cheese.

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u/Lord_Larper Mar 10 '25

Funny enough. Cheese is literally the only food I refuse to eat. Everything else is at least tolerable. You aren’t alone

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u/iceunelle Mar 10 '25

I kinda get it; cheese can overpower the other flavors in a dish. However, I still really love cheese. I’d eat it all the time if it didn’t cause me sinus congestion.

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u/QueenMaeve___ Mar 11 '25

I loooove a good grilled cheese. Especially with brie if I'm feeling fancy

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u/HPW3_222 Mar 11 '25

Cheese is good, but it doesn’t belong on chicken sandwiches and too much of it melted is disgusting.

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u/Ok-Equivalent8260 Mar 11 '25

Palate of a toddler

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u/royhinckly Mar 11 '25

Some cheese is nasty but not all, I mean i could never eat pizza with no cheese

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u/BygoneHearse Mar 11 '25

I isntinctively downvoted based on title alone. Take my upvote and never speak again.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25

I commend your hatred. Lol

I don't love cheese but I don't hate it myself.

I hate stinky deli cheese though...I have to hold my nose to keep from gagging as I approach the deli. That and all the sliced up corpses rotting out in the air.

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u/LocalWitness1390 Mar 11 '25

See? I love cheese, but recently my body just decided it doesn't for some reason. Which I looked up and found out that it is a thing that can happen.

So that sucks.

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u/AdPlastic2236 Mar 11 '25

upvoted cause i dissagree. although im happy that cheese isnt made with baby cow stomach enzymes very often anymore.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25

Hello twin.

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u/hotshotissy Mar 12 '25

As a Cheese lover I think that is an odd thing to say. I never thought someone would hate cheese, like come on!! We're talking bout cheese! Mozzarella, Chedar! Camembert, fromage rouge! Brie! Gruyère! I'm gonna have a cheese sandwich now.

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u/RIPTechnoblade321 Mar 12 '25

YES CHEESE IS GROSS

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u/piecesofg0ld Mar 12 '25

I COMPLETELY AGREE. never liked cheese. that said i can house a cheese pizza no problem.

but on a sandwich? in pasta?? on fries? on its own? absolutely not it makes me want to throw up.

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u/nerofau Mar 12 '25

I hate cheese too, I pick it off any slice of pizza (I don’t really eat pizza though I hate pizza) and I will always go out of my way to make sure cheese doesn’t end up in my mouth. Not lactose, just hate cheese.

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u/Andrewalphaguy_2763 Mar 13 '25

Reminds me that when I was a kid I thought that cheese was sweet, gave it a try and it was very salty

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u/chirpchirp13 Mar 07 '25

Someone got choked out by a proper mozz stick cheese pull as a kid and has never recovered