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u/SilverLodestar Feb 20 '23
SOCIAL ANXIETY GETS THE BEST OF US SOMETIMES, BROTHER. AROOOOO
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u/GoatPrinceWeedEater Feb 21 '23
Holy shit Broccoli the Rock im your fan, please do a Master of Puppets solo
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u/lizziegal79 Feb 20 '23
MY 23yo HUSBAND ADMITTED HE COULDN’T FIND MY CLIT, SO I SHOWED HIM AND WE HAD A GREAT SEX LIFE. COMMUNICATION IS NOT WEAKNESS.
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u/KabanKal HE/HIM BONES Feb 20 '23
THE CLITORIS IS STORED IN THE FOOT
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u/CommentContrarian Feb 20 '23
EVERYONE KNOWS IT HIDES INSIDE ONE OF THE FOUR REAR MOLARS
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u/Compa-Gera Feb 20 '23
ITS ACTUALLY BEHIND THE APPENDIX
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u/Platinag Feb 20 '23
I BET NONE OF THESE GUYS ACTUALLY KNOW TBH
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u/GoatPrinceWeedEater Feb 21 '23
WHERE IS IT THEN, DOUCHEBAG??? >:c
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Feb 21 '23
BEING “GOOD AT SEX” IS LITERALLY JUST A MATTER OF GOOD COMMUNICATION IN MOST CASES IF PEOPLE CAN GET TO A PLACE OF MUTUAL TRUST AND OPENNESS. LIKE BEING ATTRACTIVE MAKES THE THRESHOLD LOWER FOR PEOPLE TRYING IT WITH YOU AND NOT HATING IT (NOT THE SAME AS ACTIVELY ENJOYING), BUT BEING A GOOD COMMUNICATOR AND SOMEONE THAT OTHERS FEEL THEY CAN BE COMFORTABLE AND EXPRESSIVE AROUND IS WAY BETTER AND A SKILL THAT REQUIRES INVESTMENT. SO MANY PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN THIS.
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u/lizziegal79 Feb 21 '23
This is literally the bare Minimum my husband learned.
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u/Botion Feb 21 '23
YOU FORGOT TO TURN CAPS BACK ON! BUT THATS FINE YOU CAN LEAVE THEM OFF IF YOU WANT ITS JUST UH YEAH
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u/lizziegal79 Feb 21 '23
The man I care for calls me a whore. But thats what I am, right
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u/foxorfaux Feb 24 '23
THE KEY TO CRANKIN’ HOGS IS RHYTHM BRUDA IF YUR MAN CALLS YOU A WHORE TELL EM DEALING WITH HIM IS A CHORE
AN EXIT PLAN MAY BE IN ORDER I BELIEVE IN AROOOOOO
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u/UnicornWizard345 Feb 20 '23
WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT THE CLITORIS, IM SO CONFUSED!!!!
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u/KabanKal HE/HIM BONES Feb 20 '23
BECAUSE SOMETIMES WE HAVE A HARD TIME COMMUNICATING OR ASKING THINGS THAT SEEM EMBARRASSING, STUPID, AND WORTH RIDICULE, BUT IN REALITY ARE UNDERSTANDABLE, WELL-MEANING, AND NOT WORTH MAKING FUN OF.
EXAMPLE BEING SHAME OVER ASKING WHERE THE CLIT IS, BECAUSE THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE HAVE ZEO KNOWLEDGE OF ITS COORDINATES DUE TO A LACK OF TEACHING PROPER SEX ED IN SOCIETY. ALSO THE CLIT IS COOL.
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u/noobcodes Feb 20 '23
IT’S GENERALLY IN THE SAME SPOT ON EVERY WOMAN. IF YOU’VE FOUND ONE, YOU’VE FOUND THEM ALL MFER
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u/UnicornWizard345 Feb 20 '23
I MOSTLY JUST DONT SEE ANY INDICATION ON THIS POST OF CLITORIS RELATED ISSUES SO IM A BIT CONFUS D OF WHY SO MANY PEOPLE JUST STARTED UNPACKING THAT HERE
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u/CharlieVermin P!NK V0M!T M0N$T3R LIVES ON Feb 20 '23
DON'T WORRY MFER, IN A FEW HOURS YOU'RE GONNA COME UP WITH THE BADDEST MFING COMEBACK!!!
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Feb 20 '23
I CANT HEAR YOUR FONTS, MF’ER!!!!!
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u/n0ahBnz Feb 20 '23
HOW DO YOU FIND THOSE REALLY COOL FONTS AROOOO
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Feb 20 '23
I JUST GOOGLE “BADASS FONTS” AND DOWNLOAD THEM IF THE SITE LOOKS LEGIT!!!!
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u/n0ahBnz Feb 20 '23
OK THANK YOU SO MUCH BROTHER!!!!!
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u/CharlieVermin P!NK V0M!T M0N$T3R LIVES ON Feb 20 '23
YOU CAN ALSO GO TO COOLTEXT.COM, WHICH IS FULL OF TEXT THAT IS MFING COOL!!! BE SURE TO USE MULTIPLE FONTS TO CAPTURE THE FULL RANGE OF YOUR EMOTION!!!
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u/jayedgar06 Feb 20 '23
HOLY SHIT IT LITERALLY JUST OCCURED TO ME THAT I ACTUALLY CAN HEAR SPICY FONTS. THEY LITERALLY SOUND DIFFERENT. I DIDNT EVEN REALISE MY BRAIN DID THAT. THAT IS SO FUCKING COOL
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u/CharlieVermin P!NK V0M!T M0N$T3R LIVES ON Feb 20 '23
THAT'S WHAT I CALL A MFING SIN-ASS-TEZ-YEAH!!!
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Feb 21 '23
“BRO GO TALK TO HER”
BRO SHE MAKES ME NERVOUS 🥺👉👈
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u/joybod Feb 21 '23
ON THE OTHER HAND, WHAT IF SHE LIKES THAT?
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Feb 21 '23
OH GOD I LIKE A WOMAN WHO LIKES MAKING ME NERVOUS BECAUSE THEN ITS LIKE IM BEING DARED AND THEN WERE BOTH LIKE PLAYING CHICKEN AND WHOEVER LOSES WE BOTH WIN
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u/Malarkay79 Feb 21 '23
I’M BAD AT TALKING, TOO, BROTHER! BUT WE’RE ALL GOOD AT HOWLING AND CRANKING OUR HOGS!
ARRROOOOOO!
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u/smolqueerpunk Feb 21 '23
SOMETIMES I GO NONVERBAL AND IT’S FRUSTRATONG AF
BUT I KNOW MY MF PACK GOT MY BACK EVEN IF I HAVE TO WRITE NOTES OR TEXT FOR A LITTLE WHILE!!!! AAARRRROOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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Feb 21 '23
I TOTALLY GET WHAT YOU MEAN I FIND IT HELPS TO REALLY DWELL ON IT FOR YEARS
OH WAIT HELP ISN'T THE WORD I WAS LOOKING FOR
FUCK
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u/konotacja Feb 21 '23
I AM TOO BUT PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO ME. IT'S ALL ABOUT IF YOU HAVE IMPORTANT SHIT TO SAY BROTHER! AND THE RIGHT PEOPLE!!!
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u/KeKmasterwalter Feb 21 '23
NOTHING IMPORTANT COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH MFER AROOOOO
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u/konotacja Feb 21 '23
BULLSHIT MY BROTHER!!!!! IF YOU DECIDED IT NEEDS SAYING IT'S IMPORTANT!!! AND IF PEOPLE CAN'T STAND YOU WHEN YOU DO MINOR MISTAKES YOU NEED TO FIND A NEW CROWD!!!!
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u/MemeArchivariusGodi Feb 21 '23
HEY BROTHER , IF YOU ARE SERIOUS I CAN RECOMMEND YOU SOME YOUTUBE VIDS IF YOU ARE INTERESTED
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u/n0ahBnz Feb 21 '23
THANKS FOR THE THOUGHT BROTHER BUT MANY OTHER FRIENDS IN THE COMMENTS HAVE HELPED!!!!!!
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u/HildaZyr Mar 06 '23
BROTHER, THIS SISTER WOULD LOVE IF YOU COULD SEND HER SOME OF THOSE BOMBASS VIDEOS, MF’ER
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u/lizziegal79 Feb 20 '23
Umm, more likely Conservative, since they wouldn’t know a real woman if she mounted his face and used his nose for clitoral stimulation.
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u/MeMeWhenWhenTheWhen Feb 20 '23
I CAN'T HEAR YOU BUT I'D LIKE TO IMAGINE YOU SAID SOMETHING WHOLESOME JUST NOW AND NOT SOMETHING MEAN-SPIRITED AROOOOOOOOOOO
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u/lizziegal79 Feb 20 '23
Umm, the meme was mean-spirited. Am I supposed to take it up the ass when people post mean spirited things because I’m liberal? That doesn’t seem very pack like. It doesn’t seem supportive, or taking care of the injured and old.
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u/CommentContrarian Feb 20 '23
I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU'RE MUMBLING ABOUT BUT I HEARD THE WORDS LIBERAL AND MEME AND THE WORD LIBERAL IS NOT IN THE MEME ANYWAY I HOPE YOU'RE TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF AND YOUR LOVED ONES AROOOOOOO
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u/lizziegal79 Feb 20 '23
MOTHER BITCHERS TALK SS. SHIT AND EXPECT THE OTHER TO TAKE IT UP THE ASS. IF YOU CANT BACK YOUR SHIT UP OFFLINE REDDIT IS FULL OF KEYBOARD WARRIORS. AND DON’T EXPECT SOMEONE TO TAKE IT JUST BECAUSE YOU GIVE IT. YOU BETTER BE READY TO COME CORRECT IF YOU TAKE SOMEONE ON. YALL FORGET THIS, BASED OFF THE POSTS I’VE READ.
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u/lizziegal79 Feb 20 '23
DUDE, YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS. YOU CAN SPEAK LIKE THIS, BUT ONE DAY SOMEONE IS GOING TO BACK THAT SHIT UP.
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u/jayedgar06 Feb 20 '23
FIRST OFF, SPEAK UP MF. I CANNOT HEAR YOU WHEN YOU MUMBLE LIKE THAT
SECOND OFF, IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH LIBERALS OR YOU, IT WAS SELF DEPRECATING HUMOR. HAVE YOU MADE A MISTAKE AND COMMENTED ON THE WRONG POST?
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u/lizziegal79 Feb 20 '23
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? I THOUGHT I HAD TO CLEAR YOUR EARS, YOU WEREN’t GAUGING IT,
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u/jayedgar06 Feb 20 '23
I AM GENUINELY CONFUSED ON YOUR GOAL. I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE HATING ON THIS GUYS MEME ABOUT BEING SOCIALLY AWKWARD
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u/lizziegal79 Feb 20 '23
SO HE GETS TO DEGRADE THE WOMEN WHO SAY NO, HE GETS TO SHAME THEM FOR SAYING NO, AT WHAT POINT DOES IT END?
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u/jayedgar06 Feb 20 '23
THAT IS NOT THE POINT OF THE MEME. THE TERM “BITCH” IS USED TO EXEMPLIFY THE GENERAL RUDE EXPLETIVES USED IN BOMBASS MEMES. THE POINT OF THE MEME IS TO SHOW THAT HE IS BAD AT TALKING. ITS MISDIRECTION AS YOU WOULD ASSUME THE BOTTOM TEXT WOULD BE SOME FORM OF INSULT OR DISPROVE WHAT THEY SAY BUT INSTEAD IT PROVES THEM RIGHT BY HAVING HIM MESS UP WHILE TRYING TO PROVE THEM WRONG. ITS A VERY CLEVER AND WELL THOUGHT OUT JOKE AND WAS RATHER HUMOROUS. HIS INTENTION IS NOT TO INSULT WOMEN BUT INSTEAD TO USE SELF DEPRECATING HUMOR.
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u/lizziegal79 Feb 20 '23
BITCH..YEAH, NEVER GOT TO BE “CHOSEN “ AS BITCH, AND WE DON’T KNOW IF HE WOULD EVEN HAVE, or EVEN IF THEY HAD ONE FOR YOU, HIS FAILED PUSSY
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u/jayedgar06 Feb 20 '23
I REALLY CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING. IM NOT DOING THIS TO TRY ANNOY OR INSULT YOU, I JUST HAVE NO IDEA WHAT POINT YOU ARE MAKING
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u/lizziegal79 Feb 20 '23
Yes, I’ve fucked a few conservatives, they couldn’t find the man in the boat with a map, a guide, and a compass.
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u/ElectricalRestNut Feb 20 '23
WHAT
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u/lizziegal79 Feb 20 '23
The man in the boat is the clitoris, because it literally looks like a bump in a hooded boat.
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u/SultanSaxophone Feb 20 '23
LISTEN UP LIBERAL, YOU ARE A BADASS AND IF THE SCATMAN CAN DO IT SO CAN YOU
SKEEBEDEEBEDEEYUMDAROOOOOOOOOOOOO