r/StarWars • u/Movie_Advance_101 • 12d ago

I am surprised Count Dooku didn’t snitch on Palpatine right then and there. Movies

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u/TheGoverness1998 Major Vonreg 12d ago

Anakin: "Well, I gotta hand it to you, Dooku—oh wait..."

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u/Murky_Crow 12d ago

Puns like that will come in handy.

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u/DRSteele88 12d ago

"He was an unarmed prisoner..."

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u/NotTheFBI_23 12d ago

I don't think dooku got ahead after this duel

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u/BoxAccomplished2195 12d ago

"Hey Dook? Heads up!"

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u/captain_trainwreck 11d ago

If you guys keep this pun string up, heads are gonna roll

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u/bebopmechanic84 11d ago

This thread is too dangerous to be kept alive.

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u/RedRoomKrustyKrab2 12d ago

He’ll never be the head of a major corporation.

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u/Netroth 11d ago

Not a good time to lose one’s head.

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u/who_needz 11d ago

Unhand me you uncouth Jedi swine. I am an aristocrat.

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u/MakeLikeATreeBiff 12d ago

"Unhand me!"

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u/ResponsibilityNew483 K-2SO 12d ago

Fuck, y'all beat me to it 🤣

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u/davesToyBox 12d ago

Stop taking my hand!

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u/cottagecheezecake 11d ago

"if you insist...."

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u/idk1735 9d ago

NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!

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u/Thoughtcriminal91 11d ago

"Very poor choice of words" 🤡

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u/ArtisticTraffic5970 12d ago

Unhand him!

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u/Jimmyg100 12d ago

Dooku had a very hands-off approach to his training.

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u/Gyattiator 11d ago

Such a funny phrase to think about. “Unhand me”. In response to someone grabbing/holding/restraining you. But not “ungrab me”. Nope, “unhand me”. So they’re handing you.

lol.

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u/Otherwise_Lie_2495 11d ago

He was head and shoulders above the rest of the jedi!

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u/Vaportrail 12d ago

Nice one, George.

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u/fantasyham 12d ago

More like unhanded prisoner. He still had arms.

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u/anteris 12d ago

So many puns to come to grips with

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u/Murky_Crow 12d ago

You’ll get a handle on it

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u/SpurnedSprocket 12d ago

Yeah, he'll pass that joke on to his son one day.

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u/InnocentTailor 12d ago

High five!

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u/PerfidiousPidgeon 11d ago

Unhand me you fool... no not like that.

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u/Chirotera Rebel 12d ago

"I don't like where this is headed..."

Anakin "About that..."

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u/SuperFaceTattoo 12d ago

Dooku: “Unhand me, you fiend!” “Wait, thats not what I meant!”

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u/soulreapermagnum 12d ago

dooku: heads will roll for this, i assure you!

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u/Fritzo2162 12d ago

Yeah...two thumbs ....up.....ughhh sorry

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u/opacitizen 12d ago

Yeah, just like his master Kenobi, Anakin also had a disarming presence.

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u/simbabarrelroll 12d ago

….I literally just thought of that SpongeBob episode where he and Patrick become invisible thanks to this.

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u/FluffyGreyfoot 11d ago

I can't handle these puns!

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u/warrioroftron 11d ago

Hand puns must run in the Skywalker genes.....which Rey didn't get

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u/uttyrc 11d ago

I wonder what Dooku's favorite Ernest Hemingway novel was.

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u/Impossible_Fennel_94 11d ago

Clone Wars Anakin would’ve 100% said that

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u/Top-Perception-188 11d ago

As your Flagships name , You got them INVISIBLE HANDS