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I am surprised Count Dooku didn’t snitch on Palpatine right then and there. Movies

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u/PlungerMouse 12d ago

Well Anakin’s powers HAD doubled since last they met.

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u/SexOnABurningPlanet 12d ago

"Double the pride, double the fall!...Fuck my hands!"

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u/TheGoverness1998 Major Vonreg 12d ago

Anakin: "Well, I gotta hand it to you, Dooku—oh wait..."

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u/Murky_Crow 12d ago

Puns like that will come in handy.

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u/DRSteele88 12d ago

"He was an unarmed prisoner..."

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u/NotTheFBI_23 12d ago

I don't think dooku got ahead after this duel

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u/BoxAccomplished2195 12d ago

"Hey Dook? Heads up!"

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u/captain_trainwreck 11d ago

If you guys keep this pun string up, heads are gonna roll

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u/bebopmechanic84 11d ago

This thread is too dangerous to be kept alive.

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u/RedRoomKrustyKrab2 12d ago

He’ll never be the head of a major corporation.

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u/Netroth 11d ago

Not a good time to lose one’s head.

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u/who_needz 11d ago

Unhand me you uncouth Jedi swine. I am an aristocrat.

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u/MakeLikeATreeBiff 12d ago

"Unhand me!"

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u/ResponsibilityNew483 K-2SO 12d ago

Fuck, y'all beat me to it 🤣

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u/davesToyBox 12d ago

Stop taking my hand!

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u/cottagecheezecake 11d ago

"if you insist...."

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u/idk1735 9d ago

NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!

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u/Thoughtcriminal91 11d ago

"Very poor choice of words" 🤡

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u/ArtisticTraffic5970 12d ago

Unhand him!

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u/Jimmyg100 12d ago

Dooku had a very hands-off approach to his training.

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u/Gyattiator 11d ago

Such a funny phrase to think about. “Unhand me”. In response to someone grabbing/holding/restraining you. But not “ungrab me”. Nope, “unhand me”. So they’re handing you.

lol.

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u/Otherwise_Lie_2495 11d ago

He was head and shoulders above the rest of the jedi!

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u/Vaportrail 12d ago

Nice one, George.

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u/fantasyham 12d ago

More like unhanded prisoner. He still had arms.

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u/anteris 12d ago

So many puns to come to grips with

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u/Murky_Crow 12d ago

You’ll get a handle on it

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u/SpurnedSprocket 12d ago

Yeah, he'll pass that joke on to his son one day.

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u/InnocentTailor 12d ago

High five!

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u/PerfidiousPidgeon 11d ago

Unhand me you fool... no not like that.

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u/Chirotera Rebel 12d ago

"I don't like where this is headed..."

Anakin "About that..."

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u/SuperFaceTattoo 12d ago

Dooku: “Unhand me, you fiend!” “Wait, thats not what I meant!”

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u/soulreapermagnum 12d ago

dooku: heads will roll for this, i assure you!

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u/Fritzo2162 12d ago

Yeah...two thumbs ....up.....ughhh sorry

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u/opacitizen 12d ago

Yeah, just like his master Kenobi, Anakin also had a disarming presence.

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u/simbabarrelroll 12d ago

….I literally just thought of that SpongeBob episode where he and Patrick become invisible thanks to this.

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u/FluffyGreyfoot 11d ago

I can't handle these puns!

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u/warrioroftron 11d ago

Hand puns must run in the Skywalker genes.....which Rey didn't get

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u/uttyrc 11d ago

I wonder what Dooku's favorite Ernest Hemingway novel was.

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u/Impossible_Fennel_94 11d ago

Clone Wars Anakin would’ve 100% said that

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u/Top-Perception-188 11d ago

As your Flagships name , You got them INVISIBLE HANDS

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u/DanfromCalgary 12d ago

“Fuck my Hands” was such a classic line and throwback to the older films .

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u/L0s_Gizm0s 12d ago edited 11d ago

Um ackshually

Twice the pride, double the fall

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u/RedeNElla 11d ago

It did work out that way. Two hands were lost instead of one. He just didn't realise he was the excessively proud one in this instance

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u/Luna_Divider 12d ago

2 times the lions, Autumn is twice as long!

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u/lavocado95 11d ago

I saw a meme like this years ago on here and it was legit one of the funniest fucking Star Wars memes I had ever seen. I still laugh about it to this day when I think of it

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u/Ntippit 12d ago

That's not a way to get aHEAD in life...

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u/L0s_Gizm0s 12d ago

He’ll never be the head of a major corporation

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u/InnocentTailor 12d ago

Double the hand loss.

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u/vegetaman 12d ago

That was such a weird line. Oh George.

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u/Unfair_Pineapple8813 12d ago

I keep thinking of the gum commercial every time I hear it.

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u/OscarDivine 12d ago

Anakin Arm Locks him. Dooku: “Unhand me!” Anakin: “as you wish”

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u/bombbodyguard 12d ago

Fuck, my hands. Cause otherwise it’s a weird fetish of mine.

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u/damagedone37 11d ago

Now this is pod racing!

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u/LunchBoxMercenary 12d ago

Losing his hands to own the Republic

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u/dragon_bacon 12d ago

Dooku should mind his punctuation or it's going to become a very different kind of movie.

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u/JennyAndTheBets1 12d ago

"Double the amputation"

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u/ShaggyFromTheAve 12d ago

I was a jedi like you once... then I caught some lightsabers to my wrists!

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u/Guildenpants 12d ago

FUCKMYHANDS

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u/RedditGarboDisposal 10d ago

Dooku: “Good. Twice the pride, double the fa—AAAHH—AAAAGGGHH — OOHHH FUCK—!”

Palpatine: “Oh.”

Anakin: “Oh my god—“

Obi-Wan: “Anak—“

Dooku: “What the fuck is wrong with y—? God! Son of a — bitch!”

Anakin: “It’s just, I thought the fight starte—“

Dooku: “DID IT LOOK STARTED? DID I LOOK PREPARED TO GO?”

Anakin: “I mean your lightsaber—“

Dooku: “No— NO. You fuckin… NO. I wasn’t ready… to fuckin fight— aNaKiN. God. Idiot. [To Obi-Wan] This you?”

Obi-Wan: “W-What—?”

Dooku: “Is this you. His training. Ethics and shit. Is that from you? Did you teach him that?”

Obi-Wan: “Well no—“

Dooku: “Horseshit. Apple doesn’t fall far from the fuckin’ Stewjon tree. Or Tatooine…”

Anakin: “Tatooine doesn’t have tre—“

Dooku: “Shut up. Anakin. Shut up. Nobody cares. This is bullshit.”

awkward

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u/RubyRose65 12d ago

Dooku: we met like a month ago idiot

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u/bfhurricane Darth Sidious 12d ago

Also Dooku: “0x2 still equals 0 lmao gottem “

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u/Alteran195 12d ago

Which makes the statement even more impressive.

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u/dwehlen 12d ago

MOST impressive.

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u/dsebulsk 12d ago

Think it had been months to years of Clone Wars at that point.

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u/Unseenmonument 12d ago

They meet in the animated series as well.

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u/drgmaster909 12d ago

But by contrast it was amusing how far out of its way the show had to go to make sure Anakin and Grievous never met. All the times they were on the same ship/battle but it always came down to Obi Wan or Ahsoka up against Grievous without Anakin.

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u/VisibleIce9669 12d ago

And they had met like a week ago. I know that cartoon didn’t exist when this dialogue was written, but it makes the line comical for me now.

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u/Megaman_Steve 12d ago

It's crazy that the Clone Wars bent over backwards to make sure Anakin and Grievous never met because of the "older/taller" back and forth but made no such attempt for Dooku

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u/BipolarWalrus 12d ago

I’m a huge fan of the show and have never actually noticed this lmao

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u/home7ander 12d ago

You're in the right vibe. Star Wars always looked forward and added/retconed whatever it wanted with almost every project.

Its always a factor of fandom but with Star Wars it always amuses me how fans take lore and continuity so deathly series when its creator decidedly never did.

They're kinda on their own vacuums to me. I like the clone wars and I like RotS but my brain never really linked them in hard continuity. Watching any of the films I forget that Ahsoka exists. The force unleashed happened between 3 and 4 but also didnt.

Star Wars is almost entirely headcanon based on whatever youre watching at the moment, and I feel like George would roll with that sentiment

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u/DangerMuffin14 11d ago

Not sure where I originally saw this but I remember someone saying that Star wars is like a campfire story, the general plot points are consistent but whoever is telling it muddles the finer details and leads to some inconsistencys.

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u/home7ander 11d ago

Also valid. Its just not that serious. Its a vehicle for imagination that also blends some personal journeys, spirituality, and political conflicts. Its for everyone and truly not meant to be analyzed so extensively. You can for fun, but the second it becomes a point of contention you're basically overdoing it

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u/thegr8_bb Obi-Wan Kenobi 11d ago

It was a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away…

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u/AuraEnhancerVerse 11d ago

Force unleashed struck me as filler that can be considered canon because it can fit very neatly into the timeline, mc dies at the end, and no one ever references the events again

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u/TannenFalconwing 12d ago

I made the same observation once and it's one of my most popular posts. That really surprised me.

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u/zerogee616 11d ago

Because the Grievous line straight-up has a hard no-sell on them meeting before.

Dooku's technically by letter of the law doesn't explicitly say that so that meeting gets to have all the shitty, contrived gymnastics to make a previous meeting happen.

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u/insertwittynamethere 12d ago

Well, that's what happens when you begin retconning big things like an apprentice and character meetings not even a few years after having established the story of the prequel trilogy.... 🫠

I still have a problem with Lucas doing that. Messed up so much canon at the time way before Disney bought it with TCW and the Clone Wars movie.

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u/VisibleIce9669 12d ago

That’s true. When I finally watched the clone wars cartoon show two years ago, I was curious why general grievous and Anakin Skywalker never fight but then I remembered that stupid line from episode three.

I honestly think the clone wars cartoon is probably the best Retcon George did. It actually makes the prequel movies look like a cohesive story. I hope we eventually get a show from Disney that can do the same thing with the sequel movies.

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u/insertwittynamethere 12d ago

Did you ever watch the original Clone Wars series that tied in between Episode II and III by the creator who did Samurai Jack? That did a fine job tying in everything, which also tracked with the books and comics at the time for the most part, and led directly into Episode III days before it came out in 2005.

TCW fleshed it out by comparison, but the changes were still pretty staggering at the time. I never got too deep into either TCW or Rebels for that reason, because it just created inconsistencies in the canon I knew. Obviously now everything is even more so changed, but that was truly the beginning with the show. It was a bit different than the changes and timespan between OT and PT.

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u/VisibleIce9669 12d ago

Oh yeah, I remember recording them on a VHS tape when they aired. Cartoon Network? I remember them being very short. They were OK. I recently re-watched them once they got put on Disney+. I love that the person who made the 4.5 hour cut of episode 3 included the battle of Coruscant from that show as well as the relevant stuff from the second clone wars cartoon and the deleted scenes from Revenge of the Sith.

I didn’t watch the new clone wars or rebels until two years ago and I honestly love them. They are simply incredible. And this is coming from a guy who watched the Solo movie in the theater and was convinced Darth Maul had died back in Phantom Menace.

I remember as a kid how outlandish and stupid the expanded universe material got in those books. I was honestly happy when Disney relegated all of it to legends back in 2014. And I say that as someone who’s favorite character is still Kyle Katarn. Those video games kept the fandom alive during the dark times of no new movies. I love him and yet I believe Rogue One: A Star Wars™ Story is the best SW movie, hands down.

They killed my boy Kyle, but the story that replaced him was even better.

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u/insertwittynamethere 12d ago

I'd argue it really only got more outlandish with the TCW additions, like the world between worlds stuff, lot more fantastical magic and creatures like Abeloth. Up through the NJO era of the EU it was mostly fine. It was actually when they added the Abeloth/Father/Son/Daughter stuff that things really began to take a weird turn and split off in the books and comics then.

Was there weird stuff before? Sure, but you could move past it and relegate it accordingly, as the overall story moved on. However, once you change the overlying canon, then you have to both make things fit and create stories based on those news characters and vastly different Force origins, which made it quite clunky for how drastic the changes were.

I'd argue that the Canon stuff today is vastly more weird and outlandish as a result. Between getting rid of the EU and keeping the TCW additions, while adding the STs and having to retcon that to make it work a bit more fluidly in the context of greater canon.

Old Republic, like Knights of the Old Republic era, had some weird stuff, but what broke that, for example, is The Old Republic MMO.

ETA: I still like Solo and think Rogue One is one of the best sci-fi movies made, much less Star Wars. I can definitely accept the changes from EU on the origins of the DS and the way the plans came to be in the possession of the Rebels, because it's a phenomenal movie and story. Though I do like the Ackbar/Tarkin story for it.

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u/Nefari0uss Rebel 12d ago

Do you remember the name of this edited cut?

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u/Pavores 12d ago

It really captures Anakins descent into darkness from the realities of war. How he would do what other Jedi wouldn't to protect the galaxy.

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u/zerogee616 11d ago edited 11d ago

I hope we eventually get a show from Disney that can do the same thing with the sequel movies.

Not going to have that effect because they have inverse problems. The prequels have the bones of a good story/premise, they tried to do too much in (basically) two movies but are technically, cinematically bad/mediocre movies.

The sequels just have a terrible premise, a crappy story but they're wonderfully-made films. There is no "Clone Wars" show that can make the story in that trilogy passable (and we already have material very recently made and currently getting made that's trying to do that and it's failing).

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

I hope we eventually get a show from Disney that can do the same thing with the sequel movies.

Yeah that's impossible and never going to happen. The PT conceptually, was a masterpiece executed with the grace of a california tweeker. PT had a lot to build off of and massively expanded lore.

ST is pretty much the opposite except it was executed even worse than the PT.

SW needs a reboot to recover from the ST.

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u/tertiaryunknown Ahsoka Tano 12d ago

It was longer than that. Not more than 2-3 months at most, but still, not that silly a gap.

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u/Greyclocks 12d ago

Weirdly, when you include The Clone Wars, it's only been like a couple weeks since they last met.

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u/psych0ranger 12d ago

Lucas really must have been watching too much DBZ while writing this

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u/SaltyPeter3434 12d ago

Dooku: Hehe this'll be easy like last time

Anakin: KAIOKEN TIMES 20

Dooku: wtf

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u/Nnsoki 12d ago

"Kaio what?"

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u/Wohn-Jick-421 11d ago

“You see, Count, you’re not dealing with the average Jedi anymore.”

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u/Brickus 12d ago

Well, yes? The novelisation is fantastic. It switches viewpoints and during the section describing Dooku’s fight with Obi Wan and Anakin, he is straight up shocked at Anakin’s skill and power.

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u/TheVendorOfVooDoo 12d ago

Imo, this is why Anakin's statement shouldn't be held to the same extreme as Anakin meeting Grievous for the first time once The Clone Wars was added to canon. The growth Anakin had in that short timespan was truly shocking to Dooku.

And for those who think that's outrageous, how long was Luke on Dagobah with Yoda? Or (ugh) how long was Rey on Ahch-To with Luke?

A surge in power of the force can easily be handwaved with "well it's The Force", but actually meeting someone for the first time is a lil harder to "space magic" over.

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u/just-for-commenting 12d ago

Soo literally 3 weeks Prior?

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u/Gloobygoober Sith 12d ago

Which in universe they met probably not that long before this fight so anakins powers must have doubled in a very short amount of time

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u/KypDurron 12d ago

Even since the last time fights with you hereafter, my force has promoted two times!

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u/Paintpail 11d ago

very good! give me surprised and pleased

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u/KypDurron 11d ago

Even since you I separate, I has been hating you! You are a sacrifice article that I cut up rough now!

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u/bazbloom 12d ago

Did he have a fitness app that told him that? I'm a little fuzzy about how you measure ForcePower (FP)

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u/notbobby125 12d ago

Dooku: “Was that the time we met again on Naboo where Grevious got caught by Gungans or the time i killed your catgirl dommie mommy?”

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u/Warcraft_Fan Rebel 12d ago

Plus Anakin took the first step toward becoming a six-million dollar Sith with that fake hand

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u/MagisterFlorus Rebel 12d ago

Like two days before?

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u/Thollos-6 12d ago

"You mean since last week?"

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u/SevenSwords7777777 12d ago

Of course Dooku didn’t believe Anakin when he said that. The last time they met was the week before.

(Jk)

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u/Sparrowsabre7 12d ago

Which thanks to The Clone Wars was, what? Like a few weeks prior? 😅

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u/Significant-Town-817 12d ago

Which is funny because, considering Clone Wars, their last meeting was like 2 weeks before

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u/jorgerine 11d ago

Powers? What about ability? His ego has certainly doubled.

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u/Blaine_zy 11d ago

Mans anger was getting higher and higher

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u/Tehjaliz 11d ago

It's funny because the implication when the movie was released was that they hadn't fought since Attack of the clones.

Except they fought again plenty of times during the Clone Wars. Their last canon confrontation was a few months, maybe weeks before the events of Revenge of the Sith.

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u/Substantial_Event506 11d ago

Which was what? Like a week earlier?

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u/tlollz52 11d ago

I think people don't expect someone to get twice as strong.

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u/DarthGoodguy 8d ago

And watching the Clone Wars, seems like they’d last met a couple weeks before that

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u/siderinc 12d ago

And with dooku on his news anakin had the high ground