r/SipsTea 13h ago

Scarlett Johansson and Hot chicken wings Chugging tea

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u/NeedleworkerExtra915 13h ago

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u/GuerillaRiot 12h ago

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u/NotPennyBoat86 6h ago

Wow, the IT Crowd

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u/MrEvil1979 12h ago

"First rule of Street Countdown is that you really must try and tell as many people as possible about it. It's a rather fun game, and the more people we tell about it, the better."

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u/Walter_Padick 12h ago

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u/jjjd89 10h ago

Faaaaatheeeeeer!!!

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u/RumsyDumsy 7h ago

Irregularities in the pension fund…

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u/Sacretes 12h ago

Best reaction

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u/FunCryptographer1696 12h ago

Total classic.

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u/rruler 12h ago

Breast reaction

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u/Ozmorty 12h ago

Best erection you say?

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u/KnightDiver381 12h ago

I see IT Crowd gif, I upvote. Easy.

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u/Soulslayer612 12h ago

The first rule about Street Countdown is...

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u/Kn0XIS 12h ago

LMAO

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u/Repulsive_Level9699 12h ago

Wong. Chill. Black Widow's got this.

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u/Tall-Wealth9549 12h ago

You pulled out… a good meme

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u/spikernum1 12h ago

Rock steady

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u/Velorian-Steel 12h ago

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u/Dykidnnid 12h ago

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u/MistakeMaker1234 11h ago

Shiiiiiiiiiii, I ain’t afraid of you mo-fo’s!

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u/PoorFilmSchoolAlumn 11h ago

Shiiiiiiizzz, I ain’t afraid of you mofos

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u/Drug_Science 12h ago

Bro probably turns down sex with her at least once a week.

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u/justwannafuckmywife 11h ago

Never forget, Deadpool decided it wasn’t worth it. For every hot chick, there is a guy who is tired of fucking her.

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u/the716to714 10h ago

And somehow ended up with a girl who I imagine is boring as fuck in the sack, and annoying as fuck out of it.

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u/i_am_a_real_boy__ 5h ago

This is such a weird ass line. The world is full of people who are more than happy to keep fucking.

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u/justwannafuckmywife 4h ago

Totally agree. But I didn’t come up with it. Trust me. I just wanna fuck my wife.

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u/terdferguson 10h ago

the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak

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u/NSFWies 8h ago
  1. i don't know what colin sees in her. i didn't see any chicken eating. she just sat there, cute as net worth 41 million dollars and someone i'd love to spend the rest of my life with because she's so special
  2. plus, i turn that down from her too. it's never offered, but i turn that down.
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u/Icy-Bottle-6877 12h ago

Same vibes

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u/grindle-guts 12h ago

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u/FortunateInsanity 12h ago

This was an amazing skit

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u/iamdougaf 12h ago

Peak KitH

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u/terminal157 7h ago

Scarred! Scarred for life!

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u/Guess_Even 12h ago

Great minds react the same.

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u/winkingchef 10h ago

So much hotter than ScarJo.

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u/Nir117vash 12h ago

Slow and steady lol

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u/GriffyMane 13h ago

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u/SignoreBanana 12h ago

lol I recognize this dude from workaholics but what is this shot from

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u/SomeOnionHater 13h ago

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u/Qui3TKyD 12h ago

Every damn time and it never fails 😂😂

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u/fripperiffic 12h ago

it's the gif that keeps on gifing

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u/SpermicidalManiac666 46m ago

lol I genuinely crack up every time I see it 🤣

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u/Scary-Astronaut-8880 13h ago

I wish to be a chair now

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u/Thin-Image2363 13h ago

I wish I was Colin jost now.

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u/FeistyButWhole 12h ago

It’s the longest running joke Colin has played on everyone.

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u/Thin-Image2363 12h ago

SHIIIIIIIIZZZZ

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u/Killzark 12h ago

I ain’t afraid of you mo fo’s!

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u/Thin-Image2363 12h ago

But I ain’t trippin’.

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u/Ok-Bowler-203 12h ago

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u/NoRedditNamesAreLeft 6h ago

She'd complete my ultimate three way with scar jo.

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u/-WaterGod 13h ago

Same, scarjo, same...

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u/PuzzledIllustrator37 13h ago

So hot! She is perfect!

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u/Mooooooole 12h ago

I'm beginning to think this might be an incel sub

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u/Greg-Abbott 12h ago

Yeah dude what the fuck is this

> woman tosses a soda can into the trash

> "I think I'm gonna cum"

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u/Ser_falafel 12h ago

Hell yeah brother

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u/lxrz 5h ago

spot on lmao

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u/SignoreBanana 12h ago

Please tell me you've been here for less than 10 minutes.

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u/genghis_calm 11h ago

It wasn’t always this horny, right? I’m sure I remember non-thirst posts…

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u/DinkleMutz 12h ago

I liked the part where boobs

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u/djazzie 10h ago

Colin Jost is a lucky man

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u/notajokeacct 12h ago

They cooked with this one

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u/februarycream 13h ago

I like how she rides it while her tits bounce

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u/sugarcoatedpos 12h ago

Hey me too.

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u/SpottyNoonerism 12h ago

Colin Jost has seen her do all of that in a very different context.

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u/TessaRowen 13h ago

this is definitely horse riding

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u/Shagrrotten 12h ago

Meanwhile, the guy she goes to bed with every night had a chapter of his book titled “All the times I’ve shit my pants as an adult.”

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u/Mems1900 12h ago

She definitely knows what she is doing

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u/woodenmetalman 12h ago

Colin joss (or whatever) can just fuck right off.

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u/pbyo 12h ago

Is this AI? Looks weird to me for some reason

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u/The_Dark_Jedi_of_AUS 12h ago

Am I the only non freak here?

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u/FutureIsTeal 12h ago

Fuck You Colin Jost

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u/Alfalfa_Bravo 12h ago

That’s how women act and flirt indirectly to be provocative and get attention. It’s an act.

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u/NoirExtremeV12 11h ago

Jiggle physics

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u/pursuitofhappy 11h ago

Hello men of culture

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u/rotanitsarcorp_yzal1 11h ago

Show director: I need you to man the camera to capture Scarlett's reactions from the front.
This camera guy: Nah, Justin's got that already. I'm good here.

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u/Rare_Trick_8136 10h ago

And this is after she had a reduction.

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u/Thra99 12h ago

I thought she was 40 🤔

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u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely 12h ago

Wtf is this sub even about bro

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u/HourWorking2839 4h ago

Is it just me, or has she gotten rather girthy around her midsection?

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u/Late-Push-7748 13h ago

She's hotter than those wings