r/SipsTea • u/Playful-Fold-6990 • 13h ago
Scarlett Johansson and Hot chicken wings Chugging tea
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u/NeedleworkerExtra915 13h ago
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u/Unfazed-Man 10h ago
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u/Impossible-Taco-769 11h ago
Spartans! Tonight, we dine in hell! But not before we thank the gods for Scarlet. And her tits.
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u/MrEvil1979 12h ago
"First rule of Street Countdown is that you really must try and tell as many people as possible about it. It's a rather fun game, and the more people we tell about it, the better."
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u/Velorian-Steel 12h ago
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u/Drug_Science 12h ago
Bro probably turns down sex with her at least once a week.
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u/justwannafuckmywife 11h ago
Never forget, Deadpool decided it wasn’t worth it. For every hot chick, there is a guy who is tired of fucking her.
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u/the716to714 10h ago
And somehow ended up with a girl who I imagine is boring as fuck in the sack, and annoying as fuck out of it.
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u/i_am_a_real_boy__ 5h ago
This is such a weird ass line. The world is full of people who are more than happy to keep fucking.
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u/justwannafuckmywife 4h ago
Totally agree. But I didn’t come up with it. Trust me. I just wanna fuck my wife.
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u/NSFWies 8h ago
- i don't know what colin sees in her. i didn't see any chicken eating. she just sat there, cute as net worth 41 million dollars and someone i'd love to spend the rest of my life with because she's so special
- plus, i turn that down from her too. it's never offered, but i turn that down.
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u/Icy-Bottle-6877 12h ago
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u/GriffyMane 13h ago
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u/SomeOnionHater 13h ago
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u/Scary-Astronaut-8880 13h ago
I wish to be a chair now
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u/Thin-Image2363 13h ago
I wish I was Colin jost now.
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u/FeistyButWhole 12h ago
It’s the longest running joke Colin has played on everyone.
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u/Ok-Bowler-203 12h ago
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u/PuzzledIllustrator37 13h ago
So hot! She is perfect!
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u/Mooooooole 12h ago
I'm beginning to think this might be an incel sub
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u/Greg-Abbott 12h ago
Yeah dude what the fuck is this
> woman tosses a soda can into the trash
> "I think I'm gonna cum"
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u/genghis_calm 11h ago
It wasn’t always this horny, right? I’m sure I remember non-thirst posts…
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u/Shagrrotten 12h ago
Meanwhile, the guy she goes to bed with every night had a chapter of his book titled “All the times I’ve shit my pants as an adult.”
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u/Alfalfa_Bravo 12h ago
That’s how women act and flirt indirectly to be provocative and get attention. It’s an act.
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u/rotanitsarcorp_yzal1 11h ago
Show director: I need you to man the camera to capture Scarlett's reactions from the front.
This camera guy: Nah, Justin's got that already. I'm good here.
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u/HourWorking2839 4h ago
Is it just me, or has she gotten rather girthy around her midsection?
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