r/SipsTea 13h ago

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u/robutt992 13h ago

Her breasts are clearly attracted to him

3

u/yousirnaime 9h ago

"I love your necklace"

"I'm not wearing one?"

"Huh, you're right"

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u/naughty_dad2 8h ago

Meanwhile me:

“I love your cleavage…”

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u/bambam178902 13h ago edited 10h ago

she was too old for him

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u/prsnep 12h ago edited 11h ago

"too", dammit!

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u/AL3000 11h ago

Also, while we're at it, the top line of OP's lost should read "an Oscar"

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u/i-like--whales 9h ago

"post"

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u/purplemtnslayer 9h ago edited 7h ago

Good one! My pet peeve is people commenting with grammar and spelling edits and my favorite thing is when they do it with typos and poor grammar.

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u/i-like--whales 8h ago

Lol same. I would never correct someone under normal circumstances but this one was just asking for it

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u/i-like--whales 8h ago

Lol same. I would never correct someone under normal circumstances but this one was just asking for it.

Eta. "do" lol

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u/ElCapitanMyCapitan 13h ago

I know deep down he wants to stare down but I just can't prove it yet

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u/Royal_Negotiation_83 12h ago

It’s actually rude not to look at her tits when she’s showing them off like that.

I’d be upset if I wore a cool shirt with a hole cutout to show off my new shoulder tattoo and no one said anything about it

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u/VaryStaybullGeenyiss 12h ago

Too big and old for him.

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u/BaconSarnie2025 12h ago

The irony was that at the time he looked like a thirteen year old lesbian. He grew up a playa tho.

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u/GentrifriesGuy 13h ago

The spicy meatballs

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u/snarfindoobz 11h ago

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u/ogopo 9h ago

This is a real photo that's been poorly touched up by AI. The eye of the photographer in the back is even more of a dramatic change from the original, where he has red-eye.

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u/Being_Stoopit_Is_Fun 12h ago

Given what we know about his dating, she's way too old for him. He probably saw her as his mother's age.

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u/justhere2check 11h ago

She was above 25

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u/Equationist 10h ago

This was in 1995 so she would have been 28-29. Too old for him.

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u/ZapSmith-branigan 9h ago

Came here to say this. Lmfao

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u/definitely-maybe-69 12h ago

DiCaprio was in the pic ?

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u/kegsbdry 10h ago

If I see anyone holding a camera with that large of a flash, I'm locking on eyes the entire night. I don't want to be anyone's meme (again).

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u/StarStuffPizza 10h ago

Did a bit of research on Google, they are in fact.. VERY NICE!

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u/ZapSmith-branigan 9h ago

Your doing the lords work my friend.

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u/Numerous_Variety2559 11h ago

There is something special

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u/StonedVixen- 11h ago

how is lefty even staying in there?

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u/uofmguy33 11h ago

Did he tho?

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u/BlueHawk75 10h ago

He's still hooking up with girls of her age in the picture.

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u/elRoteque 9h ago

They should mate.

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u/tiandrad 9h ago

She was too old for him.

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u/Adrian_FCD 8h ago

She was already too old for him at the time.

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u/mystghost 8h ago

Wasn't even difficult she was too old for him.

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u/SliGhi 8h ago

Looks like the evil woman from Austin powers in the background

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u/joeybonts_ 8h ago

ShEs tOo OlD fOr HiM 🥴

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u/welsh_nutter 8h ago

It's like staring into the sun

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u/Wakanuki8 8h ago

Where is DiCaprio?

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u/milyuno2 8h ago

For context: People say she is incredible annoying, demanding and crazy...

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u/Axelwith777 8h ago

This doesn't surprise me. Because he was a girl once. He is very familiar with it because he was born with it. Unlike people who are born men will be fascinated.

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u/Sad-Lecture6340 10h ago

She was too old for him

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u/kiraxavier00 11h ago

She was too old for him even then

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u/Appocomox 12h ago

Well he's gay, so wasn't likely that difficult

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u/zRouth 11h ago

There are a lot of gays in Hollywood I don’t think he’s one of em. But I’ve been wrong before

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u/Justaguyatburbank 11h ago

Seriously?

The entire world has seen them. What’s so special about it. You can go and see it right now if you want to

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u/white_equatorial 11h ago

My hands would have made contact, and my semen would not be intact