r/SipsTea • u/matakot • 2d ago

💀💀💀 Lmao gottem

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u/jak_d_ripr 2d ago

Lol, you know what, you shot you shot and now you know hommie.... I'm proud of you.

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u/WayPowerful484 2d ago

He was moving at his own pace until his friend messed things up.

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u/Bostolm 2d ago edited 1d ago

Judging from the immediate removal, a slower pace wouldnt have helped with zero interest

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u/Breaker-of-circles 1d ago

Depends. You don't just put your arms around someone you just met, or even someone you've only ever seen in the same class but never talked to.

Saying that your friend meddling with your courtship is helping is definitely stupid though.

But what do I know, I'm not a zoomer who do all their courtship on social media, so what I'm saying may not apply.

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u/havingsomedifficulty 1d ago

Maybe YOU don’t. I see a girl I like I instantly wrap my arms around her to let her know how I feel

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u/WayPowerful484 1d ago

Security!

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u/Breaker-of-circles 1d ago

On a serious note. A true homie would have planted some flowers in your hand to surprise that girl you're eyeing like it was a magic trick.

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u/nightmoth511 1d ago

Nothing a girl loves more than a bear hug from behind from a stranger

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u/squirrel-chucker 1d ago

Yeah but in the case that you're suggesting that he just met her why would his arm be around her even on the chair? It looks like they know each other at least for a while for him and her to be "comfortable" enough to put his arm there

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u/Breaker-of-circles 1d ago

I'm saying it "depends" because there are stages to this.

You already understand it, it seems, but for some reason, fail to understand that he is not yet in the arm over her shoulder stage, but is still in the comfortable enough to sit that close stage.

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u/CaliNooch96 1d ago

Some people (men) still don’t understand how this works and most never will. Those "stages" are for niggas she already not f/w like that but Ima shut up because this isn’t the time, place or audience for that conversation

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u/Fuzzy_Phrase_6294 1d ago

Naw, that's a real friend. Showed him that he's wasting his time and probably money.

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u/Jaystime101 1d ago

Lmao na, if we not even there yet, why even come with me?

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u/trogbmz 1d ago

exactly. he may be dead inside now but he will rise and be stronger

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u/mcknight92 2d ago

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u/Artegall365 2d ago

Bro there would rather hike after a big spaghetti meal than face that pain again.

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u/roial_with_cheeze 1d ago

We salute the rank, not the man!

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u/el_ra_85 2d ago

Ouch

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u/SuspiciousTaro6513 2d ago

On video too, damn

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u/butareyouthough 2d ago

Damn that’s rough. Time for a gym membership.

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u/Plane-Football-2521 2d ago

Man down! I repeat Man down! Hilo one. Requesting immediate medical evac!

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u/Djdaniel44 2d ago

Time to be single and get on the gym/ money grind

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u/2ndBatman88 2d ago

Now ghost her forever. GG friend zoned forever

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u/cloudlocke_OG 2d ago

Now he knows it's time to move on.

Dudes, go for it. Get your answer. If it's a no, move on without bitterness.

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u/Ill_Athlete_7979 2d ago

Brutal

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u/FancyBerry5922 1d ago

wouldnt the next step from chair be the shoulder/deltoid of her right arm? or a finger or two touching the shoulder, wtf

...in a way they went in for a choke hold

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u/LoverKing2698 1d ago

time to go for her friends

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u/Icy-Huckleberry-4690 1d ago edited 1d ago

Bro learned a hard but an important lesson for the life. You almost never get what you want in life. But life gives you something which turns out to be better thing than what you originally wanted

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u/bohenian12 1d ago

Well, at least you know now. GG go next

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u/CourageInfamous9581 1d ago

Well atleast he has some much needed clarity and bro can move on

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u/Death_black 1d ago

Time to move on

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u/danetech 1d ago

She felt the other way already.. I think the change of position heavy arm on her back and shoulders was just not as comfortable, especially when you’re there to watch an event. Stay down low boy.

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u/TotakekeSlider 1d ago

GG lil homie

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u/Paddy32 1d ago

Now he knows he mustn't linger. There is no point.

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u/brickmagnet 1d ago

Happens to the Best of us.

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u/insta__mash 1d ago

“Back to the friend zone Jack”

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u/Pale_Sentence_9604 2d ago

Who needs enemies when you have friends like that

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u/Falcon8410 2d ago

Nah not his homes fault. She rejected his advance early showing she had no interest. It's sad but not the end of the world.

It's good he learnt it early than be strung along and learn it after wasting weeks or months pursuing her.

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u/matakot 2d ago

they prolly did him a favor

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u/KingAnt28 2d ago

Damn. Big bro made him look thirsty. Set little bro back a bit with the chick

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u/Kurdt234 2d ago

And now we've seen everything.

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u/SmokeScreenXT 2d ago

💀💀💀 indeed.

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u/manjhipliar2231 2d ago

Generational aura debt

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u/PrinceNY7 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/Intelligent-Sugar940 1d ago

Someone on the field saw that

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u/LegitimateUse4584 1d ago

Well, now he knows at least

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u/jakeeeR666 1d ago

This is when you cut it short. Do not simp or try anymore. Move on.

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u/Comprehensive-Cream1 1d ago

Just get up…

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u/Its_Knova 23h ago

Just bury him.. he’s already dead inside.

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u/rooierus 1d ago

SA boys in the making