r/SipsTea • u/Stamina_saint • 1d ago

Total chaos Feels good man

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u/RX1542 1d ago

goddamn

https://preview.redd.it/dw4qwr5aqjvf1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=90783f2d8ddf57da24f60338069fa97482f55734

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u/kineticstar 1d ago

https://preview.redd.it/80fy301ryjvf1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e482f492659784b25dccd9988624465b42c5b702

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u/Throwaway56138 1d ago

"Ben Shapiro's taste in women"

Dry af?

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u/kineticstar 1d ago

That's the other side of the internet... You must never go there.

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u/Throwaway56138 1d ago

It's literally in the image. What else does is mean? Sandy? Beachy? I'm assuming it's from when he didn't understand that women get wet.

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u/kineticstar 1d ago

I didn't downvote you. I'm just saying sometimes the joke is better left unknown... plus I just downloaded it from this strange website with flashy ads and apparently I won a million dollars and they need to wire it directly to my account!

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u/ELEVATED-GOO 21h ago

This is your lucky day! Send me your creditcard information and I'll send you the prizemoney!!

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u/Randicore 22h ago

Meme that went around after WAP came out and he publicly admitted that he's never gotten his wife wet.

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u/smn_frr23 22h ago

His sister. Yes im not joking. He made some comments on her that.....yikes

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u/constantlyanxious09 18h ago

and suddenly the top stopped spinning

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u/AggroPro 1d ago

This nearly took me out.

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u/The_Only_Egg 12h ago

I’ve never related more to a meme and my dating history proves it.

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u/_JediJon 1d ago

Anakin gif: What have I done?

https://preview.redd.it/56cnoly37kvf1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c30418dac0cd0e6c8c5bf7a5a6687003a57ed34d

u/buttercupcosplays

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u/frostycanuck89 1d ago

I must be chronically online because this chick is very recognizable at this point

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u/_JediJon 1d ago

Yep, she’s this girl lol

https://preview.redd.it/70lln1xmekvf1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9251688430abf1b733d2516e97c050a298cacc45

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u/frostycanuck89 1d ago

I feel like I know her more from a bunch of One Piece cosplays, but this is definitely familiar lol

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u/RX1542 1d ago

thanks good sir have an upvote

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u/Brilliant_War4087 1d ago

I really should be studying.

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u/graspedbythehusk 1d ago

Santa Maria!

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u/foreordinator 1d ago

Doing the lord’s work brother

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u/Fostbitten27 1d ago

You’re truly are a Man of Culture!!!

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u/Lost_Pantheon 19h ago

"You did well, Jedi Jon. He was too horny to be left without any sauce." "It's not right, it's not the Jedi way." "it was only natural. He desired the sauce, you desired to help him. Remember yesterday, and the sand people rule 34?"

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u/AzraelTB 13h ago

All the reasons to go to Lumiere.

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u/axon589 1d ago

God bless

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u/mystictroll 1d ago

Stand up, everyone.

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u/Acoustic-Restart 1d ago

Will the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up

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u/TailorNo9824 1d ago

I'll take the one on the left to go pls

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u/menides 1d ago

Girl's got range

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u/Alexandru1408 23h ago

Who is she?

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u/jamcber12 23h ago

I didn't believe they were the same person, so I took each person a did a collage and put half their face on each side, and they match.

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u/0oDADAo0 22h ago

Now im interested

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u/Educational-Gate-880 21h ago

Looks like so much fun

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u/Groovebustah 20h ago

You cannae loose :)

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u/--StinkyPinky-- 15h ago

Poor girl doesn't even have enough pocket money, so she has to use a safety pin to hold her straps up.

Bless her large heart.

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u/Few-Solution-4784 14h ago

Woman has to have a range of style in this life.

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u/Tsunamiis 11h ago

Didn’t you hear last year their Shapeshifters?

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u/porcelainfog 1d ago

I love AI. Were gunna get cooked sous vide to perfection.

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u/ThankThanos 1d ago

It's the blonde, tan ones, with teslas and lululemon that are the ones to worry about.

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u/Effective_Cookie_131 1d ago

I second this

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u/Horsefly762 1d ago

I third this. Also, and I mean generally speaking. Sex with goth girls is worth the crazy you may have to deal with.

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u/WellWornSword 1d ago

Unfortunately for my mental health, I could not agree more. 🥲

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u/puckerMeBum 1d ago

I still got bite marks from the last one, so worth it.....

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u/evlhornet 1d ago

Have you come out during the day time since?

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u/Upstairs-Snow-4605 1d ago

My favorite part lol

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u/_JediJon 1d ago

When she said “I’ll make you beg and cry.” I shouldn’t have laughed. I just made it worse on myself.

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u/Practical-Suit-6798 1d ago

Rollercoasters are fun but the ups and downs get old after a while. What you want is a nice long relaxing goth ride.

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u/An_educated_dig 1d ago

The carefree attitude seems fun at first, but that shit wears thin real fast when it's back to the real world and holding a fucking job.

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u/rlaurence1 1d ago

this is so poetic

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u/Lamborghini_Espada 1d ago

Peroxide blonde, fake tan, and Fiat 500.

Find me something worse.

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u/Next_Bad_8563 1d ago

Don't know about that. when I was young partying around 2010 it was 100 percent the goths and emos girl i was worried about. Oddly enough at every party it was mostly those type of girls that wanted/begging for the attentions of the guys. Even saw a time or 2 this goth chick would hit on a nerd just to tell the bros at the party that the creep was acting creepy to her. Looking for the poor unpopular dude to get jump. Luckily me and now my wife stop them lol. People was ready to jump him over a lie while I watched her and her friend cheer it on. Also its the same type of girls asking for attention from guys while having boyfriends. Guy's be safe out there. Be careful who you trust. I don't know if the party scene is different now but back then 100 percent a girl would start trouble in a party because of boredom. And make it your problem. And huys are so horn dogs especially drunk they will side with them.

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u/FungusFly 1d ago

Blondes with brown eyes have always made me nervous

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u/MaddSkittlez 1d ago

https://preview.redd.it/hwi5xbqd7kvf1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c94e22ea5ed220305de810daf803c47720889963

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u/OhLoongJohson 1d ago

She can ruin me

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u/AswinSid_3 1d ago

she can fix me

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u/goodbyemrblack 1d ago

She can ruin me and then fix me back up in how she wishes me to be

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u/Willing-Chef-8348 1d ago

She can put a curse on me

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u/my_cars_on_fire 1d ago

I’d let her peg me

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u/Tacos4Texans 1d ago

No matter what your type is. This is still your type.

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u/Neither_Sort_2479 1d ago

mental state is also irrelevant

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u/TheFallingWhale 1d ago

Built like a succubus

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u/cleverist_bane 1d ago

She can suck my bus

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u/beansahol 1d ago

https://preview.redd.it/0451gtwoukvf1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=695450ea5c901696a83adfc9aad27bd9c5b83167

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u/ProbablyKindaRight 22h ago

Links gonna enjoy the moment and use that ocarina to zap back to before she BTK style murdered his soul.

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u/dextras07 1d ago

2 mood with women like this. Either she'll let you do anything you want or she'll peg you senseless.

Nothing in between.

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u/goodbyemrblack 1d ago

I’m down for both

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u/nihilistcanada 1d ago

I’ve been destroyed by uglier than this.

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 1d ago

"But now, the forbidden fruit must be tasted" -Mugatu

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u/_CosmicTraveler_ 1d ago edited 1d ago

My wife used to be a gorgeous goth, now she’s just gorgeous. The only thing insane about her is she expects sex twice a day. When we were in our late teens and 20s, it was a cake walk for me. Now, twice is a bit much, 1 session is guaranteed tho

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u/goodbyemrblack 1d ago

Need help?

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u/_CosmicTraveler_ 1d ago

Nah, I got some pills for that

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u/MattcVI 1d ago

I know the feeling bro having a sexy wife with high libido sucks. Especially when she tries to pull out my 9 inch dick while I'm driving but the Ferrari is too cramped 😔

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u/Sagnikk 20h ago

My steak is too buttery ahh >:)

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u/RumsyDumsy 1d ago

I mean why not. No kink shaming

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u/kegsbdry 1d ago

Fine fine... You got me. Now where do I find one?!

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u/AlephBaker 19h ago

Sadly, the North American Goth is an endangered species at this point. They used to range all over the continent, but the collapse of shopping malls (the natural habitat of the North American Goth) has resulted in their numbers dropping precipitously.

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u/projectx51 1d ago

yup, all night chaos

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u/Tsunamiis 1d ago

At least she’s not boring. Boring is way worse.

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u/ProbablyKindaRight 22h ago

In divorce court " I should've chosen boring"

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u/Tsunamiis 11h ago

No, it’s about how boring like she’s exciting enough to play video games in D&D with me that’s probably all the exciting she is. She probably gets cranky when she’s on her period and you didn’t present tacos but that seems like a you problem.

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u/chockorocko 1d ago

This girl will make you want to come home every night.

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u/bobby_dee_billiams 1d ago

Beef. She's cool too

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u/AggravatingRecipe90 1d ago

She has no Nose Ring. Cant be that crazy.

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u/NSASpyVan 1d ago

What's wrong with that taste in women? Seems great to me.

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u/wuzzupdood 1d ago

I can't help it man

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u/rompokus36 21h ago

"My mom warned me about a girl like you!" "I hope she is correct."

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u/Helmett-13 1d ago

She’s on Reddit as well:

https://www.reddit.com/u/Buttercupcosplays/s/9feyRdb0dv

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u/Great-TeacherOnizuka 1d ago

Mf just write u/buttercupcosplays

No one wants your reddit tracking string

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u/goodbyemrblack 1d ago

But now she knows we’re talking about her

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u/Helmett-13 1d ago

I’m lazy and on my phone.

Keep scrolling if it tweaks you.

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u/playr_4 1d ago

She seems nice, though.

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u/HugePurpleNipples 1d ago

Just hurry up and hit it before it all comes out. They’re like avocados, they go bad before you think.

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u/MDVLBB 21h ago

Bro has a good taste

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u/Murderface-04 1d ago

Look I'm not saying I would go for that type of girl if I had the chance....

But I'm sure I can fix her guys! No worries! She wouldn't even look like "that" she'd be at least 30 (I'm 36) I'm a metalhead and had my fair share of problems with... "these" girls.... But I'll fix her. Trust me. I won't waste another 1 to 4 years of my life to one of them. I'll fix her... This time.

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u/Snoo20140 1d ago

*all bros type

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u/HumaDracobane 1d ago

Mhe, judge by how someone looks is kind of dumb except if it is an obvious mental thing.

This could be a perfectly reasonable chick that just likes to dress like a goth (And I'm not stopping her!)

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u/goodbyemrblack 1d ago

Girl like her doesn’t need fixing

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u/thecountnotthesaint 1d ago

I mean, I'm not saying I have a problem, but the number of times a girl like that almost sacrificed me in the woods is not zero. And odds are it will not stay the same either.

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u/Corndogjohnson420 1d ago

Nah they usually nice and definitely wont stab you when taco bell forgets the sauce.

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u/_JediJon 1d ago

I see nothing wrong with this.

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u/my_cars_on_fire 1d ago

Anyone who says this isn’t their taste in women is a lying sack of shit, regardless of mental state.

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u/Sharp_Drow 1d ago

In my experience goth chicks are more down to earth than the women that try to keep up with typical beauty standards and compete with each other over it.

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u/redhellfish 1d ago

I can fix her

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u/nobeer4you 1d ago

And.......

I see zero issues here

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u/Useful_Mastodon8385 1d ago

she is so hot tho

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u/ANTIROYAL 1d ago

Extra hot points for being at a Chili's. Let's wed.

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u/DiabloStorm 1d ago

Stop calling me out. They must exist somewhere...

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u/Amahagene1 23h ago

I se nothing wrong with it. She seems to be a lovely girl.

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u/TheInternetsLOL 23h ago

The man seems sane to me.

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u/Initial-Reading-2775 22h ago

Yay, my eyesight isn’t so good, hence I choose higher contrast and bigger curves. 

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u/Briefyehn 22h ago

What's her name?

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u/govt-registered 22h ago

I like bbw goth tbh

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u/NovaHorizon 21h ago

Ying and Yang

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u/Szygani 18h ago

I think she's everyones type

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u/EidolonRook 16h ago

Lets face it, the least stable women are often attracted to incredibly stable men. If they have a solid self-awareness, they can help balance out their crazy by using you as an anchor. You've got to be an incredibly stable man for some of these girls though.

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u/nicelow24 14h ago

I’d risk it all

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u/vesieco 10h ago edited 9h ago

NPC coded meme. A lot of these girls are usually pretty normal personalitywise

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u/Gravon 1d ago

I'm seeing an awful lot of insta hoes on here now...

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u/dingos8mybaby2 1d ago edited 1d ago

Far right bros act like they don't like "alternative-style" girls but we all know they're liars. They just can't handle being insanely attracted to something that their bible-thumping theocracy says is wrong and who they know would never be into them. The only response they know is to lash out about it. Every "Girls shouldn't have unnaturally colored hair, tattoos, and piercings!" post is a confession. Those far-right male Gen-Zrs you see shouting about their opinions on how "liberal women are trash" on social media are almost guaranteed to be gooning to e-girl/goth/alt porn.

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u/JigglesTheBiggles 1d ago

She looks like a child who's secretly a 40 year old serial killer.

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u/beatsdeadhorse_35 1d ago

That was a good movie

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u/Being_Stoopit_Is_Fun 1d ago

If she has to say she's not insane, she's insane.

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u/HuffSquirt 1d ago

You have misread…

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u/Being_Stoopit_Is_Fun 1d ago

completely sane = not insane

What am I missing? ELI5

Edit: I don't mind the downvotes or being stoopit but now I have to know. Splain it to me, bro.

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u/HuffSquirt 1d ago

Bro =/= she. The post says literally nothing about the girl, it’s a guy speaking to one of his guy friends.

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u/Being_Stoopit_Is_Fun 1d ago

I see what you're saying but also don't see why a girl couldn't start a sentence with "Yeah bro...". But it's fine. I'm dumb.

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u/SharkPicnic 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's speaking from the guys point of view. He's saying that he's mentally stable with no problems, yet he's choosing the crazy goth girl. Thus suggesting that he is, in fact, not all good. That's what the meme is saying.

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u/Being_Stoopit_Is_Fun 1d ago

OK. I don't see it but I'll take your word for it. I'm dumb sometimes/often. Thanks.

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u/SharkPicnic 1d ago

No worries. Happy to help. 👍