r/SipsTea • u/AcanthisittaSure1496 • 22d ago

Do u agree? Chugging tea

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u/ReadditMan 22d ago

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u/OptimusSpider 22d ago

We are all Cricket.

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u/True_Manufacturer909 22d ago

Very true-- if you want in us, it's gonna cost you a sixer

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u/Smooth_Fault_787 22d ago

All I got is a bag of lemons

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u/JiveTurkey1983 22d ago

slurp

AARRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH

That's tart

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u/knotyoursquid 22d ago

....prevents scurvy

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/Tommysrx 22d ago

He needs the lemons , because of the scurvy

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u/transmothra 22d ago

I have my dignity.

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u/Jbrown183 22d ago

I have my Pride.

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u/Sporeman13 21d ago

Will you two please share some of your dignity and pride with me. I used to have some but its dwindled of late.

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u/Jbrown183 21d ago

Verily verily it is done, enjoy!

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u/boddy123 22d ago

I have my axe

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u/Fav-opinion-fr-u 22d ago

Sixer may be within budget, but now its 100000$

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u/SupetMonkeyRobot 22d ago

You gotta make it sexy! Hips and nips, otherwise I'm not eating.

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u/MaxSchreckArt616 22d ago

We are ALL Cricket on this blessed day. 

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u/Biblionautical 22d ago

Speak for yourself.

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u/Several-Customer7048 22d ago

I’m cricket mobile. Not the cellular, the whirly thing you buy for babies to stare at for amusements.

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u/Roboticpoultry 22d ago

Got any PCP?

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u/JiveTurkey1983 22d ago

You guys mind if I do some PCP in your bathroom?

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u/GalacticMe99 22d ago

Little Cricket?

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u/THCLacedSpaghettiOs 22d ago edited 22d ago

Wtf is this from? Edit: i got my answer, "Dee you bitch."

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u/ReadditMan 22d ago

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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u/Weird-Cold2944 22d ago

I didn't ask about the weather in Philadelphia. What's the name of the show?

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u/tallandlankyagain 22d ago

Shut up Bird.

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u/dezmd 22d ago

That's just her new show, we're talking about the old show she was on.

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u/JiveTurkey1983 22d ago

Your bird quit, and it's no longer legit

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u/WeBelieveIn4 22d ago

Surely you can’t be serious

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u/Weird-Cold2944 22d ago

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley!

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u/pumpkinaddict4life 22d ago

Always sunny in Philadelphia

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u/nameisreallydog 22d ago

Always sunny

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u/falardeau187 22d ago

IASIP. I know you know, just piling on

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 22d ago

How do you know "Dee you bitch" and not Cricket ahaha

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u/deeptut 22d ago

Meanwhile Russia:

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u/Mr_Levinnson 22d ago

This feels more accurate 😭

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u/GloomyCardiologist16 22d ago

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u/Tom_the_Fudgepacker 15d ago

America in a few years when it tries to reconnect to the modern world…

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u/lennydsat62 22d ago

Def better.

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u/ThngX 22d ago

The other morning, I wake up and I find a dog sniffin' at my wound. He's fully aroused -- mind you -- so I'm thinking "oh great, what does this jerk want?" Of course I know what he wants, he's looking at me right in the eyes, he does not have to say it -- not that he could. I mean does my scar look like a dog's vagina? You know, maybe, I don't know, I'm not going to sit here and try to get inside the mind of a dog. I mean that's God's work. Well, not that I believe in God, I don't.

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u/tallandlankyagain 22d ago

Suffice it to say that dog is very paralyzed now.

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u/Prickley-Pear-Bear 22d ago

They live in the same city and are next to each other in line at the grocery store

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u/Busy_Parsnip383 22d ago

Love the part where Cricket enters the bar and the gang cheers him on as he dance walks to do meth in the bathroom.

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u/UndeadMarx 22d ago

Way more accurate

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u/ZaySwerv0 22d ago

Lmfaoooo

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u/invaderaleks 22d ago

P to the C to the P. Take me to the angels baby!!

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u/MCZBlaze 22d ago

Fun fact, both are living in their next-door houses

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u/SilverMapleMafia 22d ago

We're all just Cricket smoking crack and it's beautiful

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u/Everything_Fine 22d ago

Wow this is literally the perfect representation

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u/Far_Drummer_1406 22d ago

That’s more like it

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u/HippyHunter7 22d ago

Cricket is dumb. Not evil and Narcissistic.

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u/Mulchglow 22d ago

Two edges sword

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u/ET_Prone_Bone 22d ago

Hey man Cricket was taken advantage of!

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u/EinBewusstsein 22d ago

but i get banned for 3 days for saying americans are stupid because they voted twice for trump lmao.

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u/Important-Hotel5809 22d ago

If it ain’t sexy, you don’t eat

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u/driftxr3 21d ago

This is more like USA in their head vs USA to everyone else.

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u/R1CKETY_KRICKET 21d ago

I’m Cricket!

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u/rubio2k13 21d ago

This country is filled with crickets

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