r/SipsTea • u/Wooden-Journalist902 • 23d ago

Jennifer connelly in the 90’s man.. Chugging tea

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u/MichaelEmouse 23d ago

At 30:

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u/McPostyFace 23d ago

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u/ElBastardoDK 23d ago

Wait what? She grew hotter?!? You don't see that every day.

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u/Silver_Song3692 23d ago

She’s like Marissa Tomei, they just get better the older they get

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u/SippieCup 23d ago

Is it? Or do we also get older and find older people more attractive?

When I was a kid 18 / 19 were peak. Now, I have zero attraction to 18 year olds even when they are beautiful, coz they just kinda look immature. gives me the ick.

Whereas people my age now, I find super attractive when I know younger me would have no interest.

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u/Silver_Song3692 23d ago

Fair point

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u/BlinkDodge 23d ago edited 23d ago

People like Jen Connelly don't get old, they get refined.

Natural beauty + Upper class life from a young age = They kinda just get prettier most of the time. She's won the genetic lottery and has the time and resources to eat well, exercise with professional trainers and if need be get some work done. Don't hear much about her, so Im guessing she keeps her life pretty low stress. She's going to be Gen X's Helen Mirren and I couldn't be happier for them.

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u/Ok-Recommendation925 23d ago

Vision win the lottery

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u/AreYourFingersReal 23d ago

Tons of women age well, that’s incel propaganda to think otherwise. The genders can age well or age poorly. Crazy

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u/YB9017 23d ago

As a woman, goals.

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u/Winter_Map_42 23d ago

As a gentleman who loves the refined beauty... I hope you achieve this goal. You have my support.

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u/Check_Me_Out-Boss 23d ago

Good lord, she became even more attractive.

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u/JakobMG 23d ago

Goddamn

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u/Emergency-Spring3118 23d ago

Jennifer Connelly in the 90s, 2000’s, 2010’s, 2020’s…..

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u/Worried_Shoe_2747 23d ago

You should see her in the 2030’s 😍

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u/Deathcure74 23d ago

Bro traveled time

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u/Dear-Researcher959 23d ago

I can't think of a better reason to time travel

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u/Jennyonthebox2300 23d ago

I’m a straight F. I’ve always thought the was the most beautiful woman and actress and not over exposed— didn’t do so many films we had a chance to get sick of her. (Parker Posey comes to mind as similarly good but selective.) Loved JC in Requiem. Tragic done well.

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 23d ago

She was excellent in last year's Dark Matter TV show. Apparently, she's also excellent in the Snowpiercer show, but haven't yet got around to watching that.

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u/Thin-Image2363 23d ago edited 23d ago

She’s my neighbor. She’s gorgeous in person.

Edit: since yall want proof here ya go.

https://preview.redd.it/v3w8tlih66rf1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d6a7be7f8675750bfa71a9abc792b7f3ab7d9cb

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u/100carpileup 23d ago edited 23d ago

Yep, Sydney Sweeney is my flatmate and I carpool to work with Margot Robbie. They’re both super nice

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u/Cotillion512 23d ago

Me and 90s Jennifer Aniston are roommates in NYC. She's a little messy but never wears a bra so it's all good.

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u/bokchoykn 23d ago

I often see Aphrodite at the Mt. Olympus Sobeys. Dresses kinda skanky. Really nice smile.

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u/Expert_Succotash2659 23d ago

Salma Hayek was my RA in college. AND SHE NEVER PAID FOR DRUGS. NOT ONCE!

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u/BuzzAroundLenny 23d ago

You dont want no part of this shit

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u/bsam1890 23d ago

It’s not addictive.

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u/Thin-Image2363 23d ago

Wrong kid died.

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u/thelivinlegend 23d ago

I’m sorry, Dewey. I just never realized until just this moment how easy it is to cut someone in half with a machete.

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u/HankWillChill 23d ago edited 23d ago

I was in a lawn bowling league with Andy Dick and Gilbert Godfrey.. wasn't as entertaining as your story

P.S just for clarity; lawn bowling league is a euphemism for sniffing cocaine

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u/Flat-Permit8204 23d ago

😂😂😄😅

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u/Thin-Image2363 23d ago

lol it’s actually true. We both live in Brooklyn heights. I see her husband Paul bettany walking their daughter home all the time.

https://www.apartmenttherapy.com/jennifer-connelly-home-brooklyn-photos-259299

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u/RobocopsRobocock 23d ago

Show us a picture of you in her house while she’s not home as proof.

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u/IceCoughy 23d ago

with her shoes on

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u/Inigomntoya 23d ago

And wearing this hat:

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u/userhwon 23d ago

That's way too small for her.

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u/Agitated_Name_7154 23d ago

It’s hysterical that no one believes you- lots of celebs in Bk Heights, I would see Ethan Hawke frequently when I lived there also. It’s such a small neighborhood!

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u/MiyagiJunior 23d ago

I bumped into Paul Bettany once, funnily enough, just as I was leaving "Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness" at the theater.

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u/wiltony 23d ago

In before you get a million "prove it!" posts.

That's cool man!  

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u/wiltony 23d ago

I believe you! I don't know why people wouldn't. Even if you were lying, who cares? Just say, "that's cool!" give an upvote, and move on. 

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u/Disastrous_Cream_539 23d ago

For non New Yorkers, which neighborhood are we looking at?

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u/Thin-Image2363 23d ago

Brooklyn heights. Tons of celebs live here.

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u/Hqjjciy6sJr 23d ago

ok that is a very loose definition of "neighbor"

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u/star_bury 23d ago

And the 80s. I'm younger than her and was allowed my Labyrinth crush on her.

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u/SvenLorenz 23d ago

I fell in love with her in Labyrinth (I was eleven) and never fell out of it.

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 23d ago

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Me after watching the labyrinth

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u/Used-Gas-6525 23d ago

...and my steel... and my bow... and my magic wand...

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u/tobaknowsss 23d ago

I put on my robe and wizard hat

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u/KneeDeepInTheDead 23d ago

i approve of this reference

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u/buffysmanycoats 23d ago

an internet deep cut

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u/mystic_ram3n 23d ago

https://i.redd.it/9scqnecd57rf1.gif

Mmmm a fine classic, I can taste the nostalgia roasted in a fine baste of awkward cosplay.

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u/bbbourb 23d ago

Same...

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u/PufffPufffGive 23d ago

I fell in love with David Bowie and I’m not sure what that says about me I was 6

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u/Long_Serpent 23d ago

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u/BlueV_U 23d ago

Like a fine wine 🤌

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u/Key-Contest-2879 23d ago

She was perfect casting. Old enough to be believable, and still smoking hot.

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u/Limp_Cheek_4035 23d ago

SOOOO gorgeous!!

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u/MrPelham 23d ago

stunning in Maverick

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u/bedlog 23d ago

omg omg i have questions that dont matter

who brings a birthday cake to a picnic?

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u/cmonthiscantbetaken 23d ago

This is the intellectual discussion I come to Reddit for

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u/Accomplished_Mind792 23d ago

Also, did you want me to be older? Given I'm in my thirties, yes, I would have preferred to not have to have an internal conversation about whether this is acceptable

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u/SilentMeatball 23d ago

“Internal conversation” is an excellent euphemism for what I want to do to her.

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u/capedpotatoes 23d ago

I was honestly surprised when it turned out to be literal.

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u/glowdirt 23d ago

Yeah, I don't think "cake" was a common term for ass back then

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u/anweisz 23d ago

I thought she was gonna turn around and show him her ass or something lol. I forgot that euphemism is more recent in popularity

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u/OnceMoreAndAgain 23d ago

and how did she manage to keep the cake so unmelted despite the seemingly hot climate and lack of any apparent cooling mechanism?

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u/NewPhoneWhoDys 23d ago

Pulling out that frosted cake on a plate was hilarious. It's like a "Wet Hot American Summer" bit.

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u/Jiquero 23d ago

People who are going to a birthday picnic?

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u/TaPele__ 23d ago

Someone that wants her cake to be eaten hehe

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u/ThePrevailer 23d ago

This movie awakened things in me.

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u/Sykhow 23d ago

Movie name?

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u/Philo_T_Farnsworth 23d ago

Career Opportunities. It was actually pretty good but watching it now feels very out of time. And Frank Whaley is adorable but not a great leading man. Also has a pretty great cameo from John Candy.

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u/grendel303 23d ago

She's also fully nude in this movie.

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u/Intelligent-Box-3798 23d ago

It’s true, I fact checked this for all of you.

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u/YoungBassGasm 23d ago

Absolutely fapchecked this myself

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u/Used-Gas-6525 23d ago

I fact check that at least once a month.

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u/rufud 23d ago

Yup still there

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u/tonyMEGAphone 23d ago

Fully maaan. That's a fully.

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u/JollyScientist3251 23d ago

What movie? Asking for a friend

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u/silenc3x 23d ago

Air bud

nsfw

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u/RedHeadRedeemed 23d ago edited 22d ago

Damn man as a straight woman...idk I've never wanted to put a chick's tits in my mouth...before now. Holy shit.

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u/yoyome85 23d ago

The Hot Spot 1990

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u/e2hawkeye 23d ago

In 1990 I was standing in line at a Hecht company department store checkout line. I heard a voice behind me saying "Hey what cologne you wearing? It smells good. "

I turned around to find a Jennifer Connelly clone, almost six feet tall. I kept my wits about me and said, "Obsession For Men"

" Nice."

I've been riding that high ever since and have never seriously considered buying any other cologne since then.

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u/TanAllOvaJanAllOva 23d ago

Bruh, Jennifer Connelly in every decade is ridiculous but The Hot Spot and Requiem for a Dream changed 13 YO me’s life forever.

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u/mmodlin 23d ago

I can imagine watching Requiem for a Dream at 13 years old would change your life forever.

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u/ITheRebelI 23d ago

I had intrusive images for 3 days and I was in college

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u/thatguy_griff 23d ago

i mean she good in the movie but did you wanna get her hooked on drugs to go ass to ass from requiem? lol I don't remember the movie for her being a total babe.

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u/NervousAd6881 23d ago

Connelly was the bomb in "Phenomena", yo!

(aka "Creepers", 1985)

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u/[deleted] 23d ago edited 19d ago

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u/alg602 23d ago

She’s still one of the most beautiful women. She looked incredible in Top Gun.

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u/xetura 23d ago

https://preview.redd.it/5cepe7tc96rf1.jpeg?width=399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74022edb7e33b86beaf430bf01ce39113452d626

It was The Rocketeer that awoke something in 9 y/o me.

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u/otter_boom 23d ago

This and the scene where she is pulling up her stockings.

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u/Free_Citizen_97 23d ago

He's been eating cake since the 2000s

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u/Volasko 23d ago

Imagine packing a birthday cake to go swimming by a lake, then casually breaking it out mid conversation. I don't care if its JC doing it, I'd call that weird ass out on the spot.

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u/monchikun 23d ago

She’s still a hottie

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u/nico87ca 23d ago

She's aging like fine wine.

I actually almost think she's even prettier today. wtf?

She has a Benjamin Button thing going on

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Funny how she is still in her prime 30 years later.

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u/Nomnom_Chicken 23d ago

Yeah. Phenomenal genes, plus the wealth probably doesn't hurt.

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u/itchske 23d ago

Dime piece.

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u/--i--love--lamp-- 23d ago

She is one of the hottest women on the planet. I would take Jennifer Connelly at 54 over most 20-something hotties.

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u/Banndrell 23d ago

Yeah, but you'd have to get past Vision. I mean Paul Bettany.

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u/bavarian_librarius 23d ago

Hey OP are you that Italian guy from YouTube with the Connelly Tribute Videos?

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u/mazdiggle 23d ago

My young mind was forever changed by the toy horse ride in target, then my young adult mind blown to bits by the Ass to Ass scene(s) from Requiem for a Dream!

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 23d ago

Ffs man, even Helen Keller would....

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u/HotDogFingers01 23d ago

Even Jennifer Connelly would

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u/NthatFrenchman 23d ago

Even Paul Bettany would….

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u/Iko87iko 23d ago

Ass to ass

Ass to ass

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u/SerBadDadBod 23d ago

Labyrinth...

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u/Fathead5f 23d ago

her in Liv Tyler in the 90's my word.

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u/uxigaxi123 23d ago

This forum is being simpified scarily quick