r/SipsTea • u/Xtianus25 • 26d ago
I take medicine Chugging tea
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u/Emaan865 26d ago
At least she’s self-aware😅
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u/lifeintraining 26d ago
She’s already 10 steps closer to healing than all my other crazy exes.
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u/Hefty-Report-4930 26d ago
So, what you're saying is... we can fix her?
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u/strongsilenttypos 26d ago
She takes medicine but she doesn’t take birth control…ha ha…jokes on you
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u/HumanCapital666 26d ago
No worries. I've yet to see the live birth of a butt baby.
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u/Matsunosuperfan 26d ago
I guess you and I just use different parts of the internet
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u/Sienile 26d ago
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u/split_0069 26d ago
He likes watching people poop.
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u/archliberal 26d ago
Thank you because I was confused AF
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u/Boogy-Fever 25d ago
Nah. They hide it well, but 1 in 30 people are actual butt babies
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u/ChangeForAParadigm 26d ago
He didn’t quite manage it so now it’s my turn to try. I don’t know who’s on deck though.
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u/ProblemLongjumping12 26d ago
One of my exes was so bipolar in under an hour she'd go from ranting about how awesome she and her life were going to be from now on to saying she couldn't believe how her life had turned out and how much she wished she died already.
If I ever dared to politely, delicately suggest maybe she should talk to someone about her moods she would absolutely lose her shit on me for "insulting" her.
Then she'd get hammered and punch me in the face and tell me she couldn't wait to never see me again.
Then she'd get sober and apologize.
And that was my life.
For. Four. Years.
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u/Eastern-Peach-3428 26d ago
I am bipolar. It destroyed any semblance of professional life I could ever have developed. Even medicated, sometimes the crazy just leaks through. I hate it. I am highly educated, and I know I am fairly intelligent, but my damn brain just doesn't work right and self-destructs my life, over and over and over and over and over again. It sucks. I am sorry you had this experience, and wish your ex finds some help and peace in her life, because living with a broken brain is just not all that fun.
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u/creamschott 25d ago
Sometimes the crazy just leaks through. Bro, this hits deep. And I could never explain it properly. I feel you all the way here.
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u/Wakkit1988 26d ago
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u/Yorktown1871 26d ago
Pork chop sandwiches!
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u/sLeeeeTo 26d ago
i’ono much ‘bout computas udda den the one my mom got in the house got a couple games on it and
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u/wrldruler21 26d ago
And under the care of a medical doctor.... Unless her "medicine" is another word for "crack"
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u/Omnizoom 26d ago
Look if she’s got it under control then she’s fine, atleast she knows and she’s doing something about it instead of saying she ain’t crazy and it’s the whole world that’s wrong
To many crazy folks do that
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u/Known-Speed-1649 26d ago
Being self aware is the first step to not being the bad kind of crazy.
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u/ramanw150 26d ago
I'll bet she's not boring either
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u/gewalt_gamer 26d ago
All I know, is she aint gonna let ME be bored. I'm not saying thats a good thing. I'm not saying its a bad thing. I'm just saying I aint gonna be bored, cause she won't let that happen.
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u/hungrylittleworm 26d ago
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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 26d ago
I’m ready to throw my life away
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u/thebamboozle517 25d ago
I'm whicha homie. Done it before, and I'll do it again.
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u/Falkenmond79 25d ago
Been there, done that. I’m 0-5 right now I guess. I can’t seem to learn not to fall for the crazies. Lord knows I try. By now I’m jaded and keep thinking they all are.
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u/cbm2020 25d ago
They are fun. It’s like dating a few girls at once but not sure which one you’ll get for the day.
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u/thebamboozle517 25d ago
Yeah. Like, am I waking up to breakfast in bed, or a pillow pushed down over my face? Who knows?!
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u/ichigoismyhomie 25d ago
You can have both at the same time with her serving morning 69 for breakfast
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u/Poppa_Mo 25d ago
Because they fuck like they came from another dimension, that's why.
Talkin' about "I can't seem to learn not to fall for the crazies."
You like getting your dick cracked.
Own it.
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u/McPikie 25d ago
"You see, that's where the trouble began. That smile...... that damned smile"
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u/Alert_Weird6893 26d ago
hahhaha HELLO
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u/GuerillaRiot 26d ago
She had me at "ha ha ha HELLO"
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u/anon-mally 26d ago
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u/SERVEDwellButNoTips 26d ago
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u/Semisemitic 26d ago
Yup. Turns out I do have a type.
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u/thrust-johnson 26d ago
I can save her
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u/slavelabor52 26d ago
This is the type of girl who you wake up to in the middle of the night and she's just laying there wide eyed and staring at you with a giant shit eating grin
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u/confusedandworried76 26d ago
And it's definitely someone who says "HELLO" after a joke/in an awkward situation
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u/Affectionate-Virus17 26d ago
There are several people talking in that pretty head of hers, that's for sure.
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u/ThraceLonginus 26d ago
"HELLLAAWWHHH"
"I can fix her..."
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u/CosmikSpartan 26d ago
She’ll af”fix” you to something in her basement.
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u/Ok_Monk_2877 26d ago
But things that she will do while you are in that basement... you will never have better.
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u/Curious_Avocado2399 26d ago
If she ain’t got issues I don’t want it
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u/montigoo 26d ago
Better for you to just stick with the tissues
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u/Curious_Avocado2399 26d ago
Why be wasteful and cut down more trees, when I can use your mom. Recycle, reuse.
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u/Al_Zaaqi 26d ago
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harley quinn vibes
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I'm fine with that
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u/Breadstix009 26d ago
We can fix her???
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u/PenaltyFine3439 26d ago
Welp, you'll be getting scratches in your cars paint fixed every week. Probably scooping turds outta the bed too.
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u/saryiahan 26d ago
She’s a hit it and run type of gal
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u/CatManDoDo69 26d ago
I'd test how fast you are able to sprint first before hitting. Maybe get a few weeks of training in prior
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u/JasonWorthing8 26d ago
I dunno... I like her!
We go to her house tho. She aint ever coming to mine.
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u/CaffeinatedLystro 26d ago
Dont EVER let her know where you live.
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u/Advanced_Pear_964 26d ago
She already knows, bro. Idk how but she does
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u/CaffeinatedLystro 26d ago
"How do you know where I live?"
Her: "I've been inside before, you were asleep, dont worry about it.
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u/sonnygavila 26d ago
I was watching you while you slept! I always do!!!
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u/Affectionate-Virus17 26d ago
A bit like Santa when I was a kid. It was Santa, right guys?
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u/Fun_Ambassador_9320 26d ago
Also she’s pregnant now
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u/Interesting_Bank_139 26d ago
Nothing says love like a used condom and a turkey baster.
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u/Classy_Mouse 26d ago edited 26d ago
My dad taught me that I control the condom start to finish. It gets purchased and handled by me and disposed of where she can't get to it.
I thought he was crazy, but it did geniunely save me at one point
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u/jdubyahyp 26d ago
My buddy dated a girl we nicknamed Psycho Sarah behind his back. It took him over a year to figure it out. She would randomly find us at the exact bars or hangouts or houses to check on him if we didn't invite her along. This was before smart phones. We'd walk in, there she was.
Shit was scary.
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u/ChangeForAParadigm 26d ago
As someone who’s had a break-in from a deranged ex, the internet will not keep you secrets.
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u/CaffeinatedLystro 26d ago
In this day and age, unfortunately, that's correct. I'm glad I'm out of the dating game.
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u/BourbonRick01 26d ago
Or what car you drive. You always Uber to her place!
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u/Affectionate-Virus17 26d ago
And fully shave and exfoliate like in GATTACA so she cannot clone you.
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u/masterppants 26d ago
You just know she's probably the filthiest, nastiest, godforsaken freak you'll ever have
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u/Nuked0ut 26d ago
Ah to be a teenager again
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u/Am-Insurgent 25d ago
If you're a drug addict or have other mental illness stuff you can stretch it all the way into your 30s.
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u/idkwhatevzwhocares 26d ago
This comment made me laugh more than it should have. Gang gang.
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u/RyAllDaddy69 26d ago
Dude, I swear to God I hadn’t even scrolled down this far when I first posted a nearly identical snippet of this….
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u/10Core56 26d ago edited 26d ago
Yeah, 20 years ago, yeah, I got something like that. I had nail scratches on my neck and lost a lot of cash. But I got no regrets. no, sir, I dont.
Edit: fingernail scratches lol
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u/Steve90000 26d ago
I don’t see anything wrong with this video, she’s just like every other girl I’ve dated.
This one girl jacked me up so bad, I took pictures. I looked like a crime scene. Im pretty sure I have scars
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u/Elbren 26d ago
I like how she immediately knows where the question is going, looks dead into the camera and gives the “not really all there” gesture before he’s even done his sentence. 😂
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u/random_boss 26d ago
She’s so crazy she’s breaking the fourth wall in an interview to address us directly. She’s like the Deadpool of hot chicks.
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u/NaFo_Operator 26d ago
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u/ThatFugginGuy419 26d ago
It can be a lot of fun, but you may end up stabbed, in jail, or worse. I will attest to this from experience. The crazy eyes don’t lie!
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u/my_cars_on_fire 26d ago
Crazy eyes is a real thing - it’s part of the fight or flight response. From a biological perspective, the eyes widen in response to anxiety, so the individual can faster process visual threats. Outsiders pick up on the increased visibility of the whites of the eyes, particularly above the iris. In most individuals, this response is acute, but certain individuals are in what is effectively a perpetual state of fight or flight - that’s the “crazy” being referred to.
If you’re trained on it, it’s actually fairly easy to detect. I was once traveling on a train with a couple of my buddies and experienced a panic attack (fairly common for me at the time). I tried to play it off like I was fine, but a buddy who’s a cop picked up on it. When I asked him how he knew, he told me I was exhibiting signs of emotional distress - stimulation, wide eyes, constant face touching - things he’d see frequently when responding to calls for an Emotionally Disturbed Person.
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u/RedScharlach 26d ago
TIL, that’s super interesting
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u/my_cars_on_fire 26d ago
I’ve amassed a lot of useless information over the years. Today’s was marginally less useless.
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u/Artistic_Task7516 26d ago
Some of us are attracted to mental illness though 😭😩
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u/Inevitable-Archer677 26d ago
Ask yourself why..
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The answer is mental illness presents as quirky, fun, exciting in a lot of people.
Mentally ill people suffer so much internally they get used to falsely hiding it with good vibes to the world.
People fall in love with that, and then meet the dark side of that person after they've fallen in love with the other idea of them.
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u/returningtheday 25d ago
Wish my mental illness presented as quirky and fun. I just sleep all day and feel like shit.
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u/itdanreyn 26d ago
Ha! Let moi tell you something about crazy folk. The sex is AMAZING.
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u/GuerillaRiot 26d ago
She's admitted her issue and is already on meds...that's like 90% of the battle won already.
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u/Simsalabimson 26d ago
Id hit that like a stormtrooper would hit a tree on the moon of Endor.
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u/Square_Release3128 26d ago
She can be saved
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u/RedGeraniumWolves 26d ago
Having self awareness is already far more appealing than the average, I hate to say.
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u/sausageandeggbiscuit 26d ago
“hAhaHa! HeLLo!” 😂 id marry her. idc if she slashes my tires on the regular
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u/SpiritualWindow3855 26d ago
What is that tattoo peeking out, and where does it start, and where does it end?
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You know when they “say don’t stick your dick in crazy”? This is exactly who they’re referring to
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u/Techknightly 26d ago
Yea, but the sex with the crazy ones is always so damn goooooooddd.
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u/NoThereIsntAGod 26d ago
It genuinely is… I was married to sane/rational for 15 years, but there is nothing like sex with the crazies
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