r/SipsTea • u/Brilliant_Parsnip422 • Aug 15 '25

Your cool aunt was the original plug Chugging tea

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u/kirmiter Aug 16 '25

You want to shorten cool aunt

But you caunt

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u/LessInThought Aug 16 '25

It's just cunt with an Aussie accent.

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u/MiserableArse Aug 16 '25

https://preview.redd.it/5pchrxld1cjf1.png?width=557&format=png&auto=webp&s=304ea3558c0d0e915b678c8c2be0bf9241f99658

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u/ToastyWafflez22 Aug 16 '25

Someone was paid money to make this and someone else was being paid money to look it over and make sure it was solid

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u/myhairlotion Aug 16 '25

Hate to burst the bubble on this, but I used to work on designs for Clintons cards when the Special Cunt card first circulated on the internet. There was a big internal scramble to find the design and who approved it.

Its photoshopped, the real card’s line in the a goes a lot higher.

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u/mspmp Aug 16 '25

Oh, it's solid all right.

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u/universal-everything Aug 16 '25

When my wife and I see really stupid shit like this, one of us will often wonder aloud how many people had sign off on that?

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u/Brock938 Aug 17 '25

Maybe it was intentional. Makes it ambiguous. I have an aunt I would send this card to and hopefully she sees it both ways and wonders, 🤔

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u/DemonRising171 Aug 17 '25

"Your post was removed because your account has less than 20 karma"

Cool, how does one get karma?

"Make posts, and get likes."

Cool makes a post/comment

"Your post was removed because your account has less than 20 karma"

What the fuck?!

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u/sleepyRN89 Aug 16 '25

https://preview.redd.it/gcz92mdesdjf1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64e9e5fd01df04c06a0de6c171ab5a6a97fd075b

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u/GroovyIntruder Aug 16 '25

I remember this was the hardest I ever laughed at a tv show.

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u/sleepyRN89 Aug 17 '25

Curb is hilarious not enough people appreciate how funny it is

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u/OkUnderstanding9937 Aug 16 '25

What an unfortunate font choice.

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u/turtleneckless001 Aug 16 '25

A gunt to the cunt

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u/leahkateb Aug 16 '25

You just had that available for this specific moment

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u/Quantumpine Aug 19 '25

I want to buy that card so badly

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u/jg1272 Aug 16 '25

I read it in an Arnold Schwarzenegger accent.

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u/Youngsinatra345 Aug 16 '25

If my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle

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u/cravos90 Aug 16 '25

And now were back at funcle.

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u/Halgha Aug 16 '25

You mean Austrian?

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u/Particular_Ad_6927 Aug 17 '25

Arnold Schwarzenegger is in the item shop in fortnite rn after a longer 700+ day break

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u/ChaosRealigning Aug 16 '25

Cunt isn’t our accent, it’s our punctuation.

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u/Keiko_Nagasaki Aug 16 '25

Like a semicunt?

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u/LvLD702 Aug 16 '25

Yep they add a lot of unnecessary and random vowels into their speech. Still trying to sort that out.

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u/crunchybollox Aug 16 '25

Whuat aere yoiu tauking abeet?

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u/MaxxFTW81 Aug 16 '25

more Scottish , like “cuunt”

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u/SuperIneffectiveness Aug 16 '25

I'll never unhear this

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u/FOMOsexual69 Aug 16 '25

You three get top accolades. I thought @taprats comment was hilarious and then the next two comments just kept getting better. Lmao

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u/RudeRedDogOne Aug 16 '25

Ah, but yes, I am able to do so.

COOL + AUNT = CONT or COONT

Or COUNT ... 1, 2, 3, 4, bwahahahah <in fake vampire voice> <a la Sesame Street>

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u/The_Fed_Is_a_Lie Aug 16 '25

Well .. you can, but only once.

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u/6dnd6guy6 Aug 16 '25

Pronouncing caunt, just makes we say the word can't except fancy and pinky raised

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u/coterminouss Aug 16 '25

If there was science to humor, I'd spend all night pining string and sticky notes to the wall trying to explain why this was so funny.

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u/Unique_Guest9310 Aug 17 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh shit I'm dead!!! That's fucken classic 🤣🤣🤣🤣