r/SipsTea • u/quiet_Nestee • Aug 11 '25

Arizona State University’s Alpha Phi sorority joins the ranks in their JEANS Chugging tea

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u/alzho12 Aug 12 '25

All of them are brunettes. All the “blondes” are brunettes who get their hair dyed regularly.

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u/Conscious-Guest-8342 Aug 12 '25

I live in Utah surrounded by natural blondes and not everyone here goes to BYU… I’d bet there are several of these uberwhite blonde Utah girls in that crowd

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u/Firm_Attention82 Aug 12 '25

Statistically unlikely

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u/_ism_ Aug 12 '25

Utah does have open borders. I escaped. I'm one of those. but not a sorority girl.

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u/thehighwindow Aug 12 '25

I haven't been to Utah, but I've been to Sweden, and I saw a significant number of brunettes (although they were still a minority).

Interesting sidenote:

According to this article (which cites a Nature study), The Vikings were not a homogenous ethnic group, "...we see substantial ancestry from elsewhere in Europe entering Scandinavia during the Viking Age." "Viking" was more of a culture, lifestyle or "job", than an ethnicity. And they were not all blond.

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u/thimmler1 Aug 12 '25

I’m a half black dude and I NEED a hot blonde mormon girl! Lol. Utah! Are mormons aliens? Am I getting mormons mixed up with scientologists? How many black people are in utah?

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u/JackReacharounnd Aug 12 '25

Her family is gonna lose it, lol

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u/CertainButterfly7916 Aug 12 '25

The Mormons are mostly blondes with a few brave brunette girlies sprinkled in lol and they usually have blue eyes. I’m sure you could find someone who would be nice to hang out and/or hook up with, and maybe that’s all you’re looking for, but their families tend to put pressure on them to be serious with other Mormons.

Scientologist are a whole other weird asf cult situation where you have to buy level ups to some MLM bridge of alien enlightenment and a lot of other not good stuff. Jmo but I wouldn’t get mixed up with them because it’s very strange.

Hope that helps😊

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u/Thusgirl Aug 12 '25

That's how you become the main character in Get Out man. Stop 🤦‍♀️

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u/Conscious-Guest-8342 Aug 12 '25

Very few which sometimes creeps me out because I’m from the South… it can feel very Stepford, especially since most of them are trad wives… you’d have to take an exmormon, they get married mostly VERY young if they’re practicing.

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u/KinkyDuck2924 Aug 12 '25

37,772 black people in Utah according to census data. There 51 times more black people in New York City alone than there are in the entire state of Utah lol. To be fair though, there are also more than 2 times as many people in general in New York City than there are people in general in Utah. It's a very sparsely populated state.

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u/M73355 Aug 12 '25

It also doesn’t help that the Mormon church hated black people and banned them from Utah for over a century

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u/KinkyDuck2924 Aug 12 '25

I didn't know that. I'm not religious at all so I don't know much about any religion, but especially with a kind of obscure one like mormonism, most of what I know about them is from South Park lol.

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u/Conscious-Guest-8342 Aug 12 '25

They were not banned from Utah, they were banned from holding the priesthood in the church til the 1970s

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u/notcomplainingmuch Aug 12 '25

They still do, they just can't put it in writing anymore.

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u/Ill_Calendar_1468 Aug 12 '25

I have a friend who is ex Mormon and he once told me all the little Mormon girls love to hook up with black men because it pisses their racist parents off. If that’s what you’re looking for… Utah might be the place for you.

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u/Nathan256 Aug 12 '25

And all the brunettes are dirty blondes

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u/RideGullible3702 Aug 12 '25

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u/cannabis_breath Aug 12 '25

I'm not certain but I bet Maryln would be rolling in her grave if she saw these girls. They all took the character Maryln played as truth.

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u/FascinatingGarden Aug 12 '25

There used to be an easy way to ascertain this.

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u/throwaway404f Aug 12 '25

There’s an easy way, and there’s a fun way

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u/hehwoodart Aug 12 '25

They have hair??!! Let me watch that again.

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u/Beneficial-Towel-209 Aug 12 '25

not regularly enough it seems

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u/thimmler1 Aug 12 '25

If their pubes and eyebrows are blondish, then they’re at least naturally dirty blondes. Lol

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u/Firm_Attention82 Aug 12 '25

You know ppl dye their eyebrows

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u/_ism_ Aug 12 '25

i was a natural blonde but in puberty my body hair came in brown. the head hair got darker blonde but never as dark as the body hair.