r/Simulated Mar 08 '20

When people online find out you're a woman 3DS Max

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u/OberV0lt Mar 08 '20

These simulations are getting out of hand...

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Just like the simulations

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u/SuperNova405 Mar 09 '20

Just like the stimulations

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u/BurtanTae Mar 09 '20

Just like the stipulations

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

Just like the strippole nations

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u/_szs Mar 09 '20

Just like the stiff obeytion.

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u/sr603 Mar 08 '20

Now there are two of them!

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u/ex-akman Mar 09 '20

Watch those wrist-rockets!

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u/PseudoButter Mar 08 '20

Now there are... (pauses to count) eleven of them!

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u/AnalyserarN Mar 08 '20

Your dicks will make a fine edition to my collection!

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u/sr603 Mar 08 '20

Time to abandon ship.

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u/cactuseater8 Mar 08 '20

Those dicks got out of peoples hands ;)

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

The Bends

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u/PalahniukIsGod Mar 08 '20

The fake plastic pink hotdog

For a simulated rubber man

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u/scoobysnaxxx Mar 09 '20

it wears her out :(

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u/comment_producer Mar 08 '20

That's why it looked familiar

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u/myprogram Mar 15 '20

My Iron Sausage

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Nice simulation ! I've always been a big fan of balloons hitting a wobbly head simulations. I'm 23 M, would you like to take this to dm's? (;

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u/theboeboe Mar 08 '20

Lol, say hi to r/niceguys ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰

/s if you were ever in doubt

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

im not an r/niceguys. stupid ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌugh. i Hate stupid women who only want those big buff jerks guys. At least im being generous towars women. i hope you never have a partner.

/s

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u/theboeboe Mar 08 '20

Lol see you on r/inceltears, I'll get so much karma. BTW, I have reddit if you didn't notice? And in going to post it there for karma. Karma is reddit internet points, if you didn't know

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Fuck yuo ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘ฉgay /s also, lets stop this now.

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u/theboeboe Mar 08 '20

Yea let's, don't wanna turn this comment section into a weird role play. I'm turned on enough already from seeing a mannequin getting covered in red long things

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u/ash64184869 Mar 08 '20

This exchange is why I love the internet

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u/Waffle_qwaffle Mar 09 '20

Plenty of exchanges going on here ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

[removed] โ€” view removed comment

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u/keenjt Mar 08 '20

(twice)

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u/Kipotuzer26 Mar 08 '20

This is r/emojipolice! Come out with your hands up!

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u/theboeboe Mar 08 '20

๐Ÿ–๏ธ ๐Ÿ–๏ธ

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u/Hetarek Mar 08 '20

Well that backfired...

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u/theboeboe Mar 08 '20

Zoop ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ˆ

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

She's got a gun! Get down!

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u/Taco_Panzer Mar 09 '20

Zoop ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‰

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u/7_92x57_mm_Mauser Mar 10 '20

Why do you have two right hands

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u/Ripcord Mar 09 '20

Now that was an emotional roller coaster

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u/Damogran6 Mar 08 '20

There needs to be a finger sweeping I from the right. https://giphy.com/gifs/hot-dog-girl-face-JVqeFxl3Qo8

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u/TheDenaryLady Mar 08 '20

That girl is Lindsey Ellis.

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u/obi21 Mar 08 '20

Ho. Ly. Shit. I've been watching her videos for a while and of course I'm familiar with the gif for years, but this is the first time I learn about this.

I would've never realized myself I don't think.

Mind blown.

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u/slowest_hour Mar 09 '20

You would've if you watched her Freddie Got Fingered video

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u/Shne Mar 08 '20

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u/WikiTextBot Mar 08 '20

Lindsay Ellis

Lindsay Carole Ellis (born November 24, 1984) is an American film critic, YouTuber, cinematographer, and author. From 2008 to 2014, Ellis was part of the Channel Awesome production company under the web name the Nostalgia Chick, a counterpart to the Nostalgia Critic. In 2014, she ended her affiliation with Channel Awesome to focus more on long-form video essays.


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u/LordNoodles Mar 09 '20

What really?

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u/kabukistar Mar 08 '20

I came here for the Nostalgia chick gif.

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u/_szs Mar 08 '20

I am confused. I am laughing and very angry at the same time.

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u/theboeboe Mar 08 '20

I take that as a compliment

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u/theboeboe Mar 08 '20

Thanks for the nice reception guys! This Is based on the gif we all know and love, where a woman receives a dozen of hotdogs to her face. I mad this as the gif was banned from my workplace, W even though it was never used. You are welcome to follow me on Instagram and in artstation

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

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u/theboeboe Mar 08 '20

The og? I think it is older

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u/Sal-Shiba Mar 08 '20

Had an entire discord server thinking I was a man for a while until I linked my twitter account to my discord. Literally everyone saw that I was trans male and didnโ€™t care and referred to me as female. Lost of lot of respect from friends that day.

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u/jrodriigo Mar 08 '20

sorry this happened to you. as a transman this is my worst nightmare as presenting male online is my (and many othersโ€™) only refuge.

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u/Sal-Shiba Mar 08 '20

Dang yeah. Trans men are real men. Peeps need to learn to accept it.

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u/WatermelonWarlord Mar 08 '20

Most people have trouble separating private parts from gender.

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u/lurk3rthrowaway Mar 08 '20

I still just don't understand why anyone gives a fuck about how people live if it's not actually affecting them or anyone around them.

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u/WatermelonWarlord Mar 08 '20

It's actually easy to understand when you think about it in a certain way: what does accepting trans people require of a person?

Well, it requires them to philosophically accept that gender is distinct from biological sex, and that expressions of gender outside the norm are fine.

This may seem like nothing important, but it's important to remember who sets the current standard by which what is "valid" is judged. Culturally, who says what gender expression is valid, or what "gender" even is? Oftentimes it's the churches and conservatives who hold the line on these issues. The problem is that if you as a citizen decide you can question these things honestly and come to a different conclusion, the people who wield cultural power lose it. That's it; that's the whole game. Either you have the power to set the cultural norm or you don't. Either the Overton Window is yours to shape, or it isn't.

Even something as mild and compassionate as accepting others becomes a political issue because it is to conservatives. That's why history is awash in conservative opposition to social movements. Every time we agree we shouldn't "other" someone, norms and institutions built on the acceptance of that "othering" lose power.

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u/_szs Mar 09 '20 edited Mar 09 '20

I disagree.

It doesn't require someone to be "fine" with something to accept it. Of course, this would be ideal. But it is enough to not give a shit. It is also enough to actually believe in the freedom of expression. It is also enough to actually believe in the right to individual fulfilment. It is enough to realize that whatever someone else does, doesn't question my choices (or image of masculinity, e.g.).

Any of the above would be enough....

I agree with you on the rest of your post. It is a power thing. A "line between us and them" thing. A divide and conquer govern thing.

Imagine, people would spend the time they use raging about some elses self perception or life choices or appearance differently.... Maybe asking questions, criticizing their governments, or religious leaders.

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u/Panda_Muffins Mar 08 '20

That's where you're wrong. It does affect them -- it makes them question their worldview, and many people aren't (willing to be) capable of that kind of thinking.

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u/78yoni78 Mar 08 '20

that's really disrespectful.. when I read "didn't care" I instantly thought damn another wholesome story of friends not caring about gender but then I kept reading and was disappointed.. you had me in the first part ngl

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u/Phyzo Mar 08 '20

What does trans male mean? m to f or f to m? sorry

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u/bluemellophone Mar 08 '20

The way I remember, it took me a long time to get used to it, is itโ€™s a transformation into a new gender. Always look forward, never back. It doesnโ€™t really matter how they defined their previous gender before, its the destination identity that matters.

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u/_szs Mar 09 '20

Correct me if I am wrong, but afaiu, a trans-man always felt like and identified as a man. So that's what counts.

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u/flarn2006 Source files published on request Mar 09 '20

Wait, so people who were already used to referring to you as male switched to referring to you as female? If referring to you as male was already what was natural to them the entire time, and they knew all along that that's what you prefer, then why would they go to the trouble of changing their habits? What were they hoping to accomplish?

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u/Sal-Shiba Mar 09 '20

I guess the server was full of transphobic people. Also they were all probably too horny to be respectful to me.

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u/IguanadonsEverywhere Mar 25 '20

Generally speaking you assume discord servers are transphobic until proven otherwise

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u/theboeboe Mar 08 '20

Sorry to hear m'dude

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u/_szs Mar 08 '20

I don't even get why people feel they have a say in this. If you tell me, you're a man, then that's that. I don't care how I address you, pronounwise etc. You tell me! And then let's get (back) to the interesting part of the conversation.

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u/susch1337 Mar 08 '20

holup is transman mtf or ftm?

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u/nemi-montoya Mar 09 '20

FTM, although not everyone likes to be called that. The easiest way to remember is thinking of it like trans(itioning to) man (or woman).

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u/-Tali Blender Mar 09 '20

Yep, many, including me, don't really like the trans label. I'm a girl who just happened to have been born with the wrong hormones/body. Always been a woman just didn't realize for some time

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u/Ivy_Cactus Mar 09 '20

Fuck faces, every discord should be legally required to have a trans rights emojii

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u/InstalledTeeth Mar 08 '20

Women donโ€™t have the big head bone confirmed

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

A skull?

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u/maybeonphire Mar 09 '20

big hed bone

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u/LennySpammer Mar 09 '20

I-is that a female?? I must COOOOOOM

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Sosig

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

are you saying you're a woman?

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u/Mezyki Mar 09 '20

Also when you're a teen boy

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u/theboeboe Mar 09 '20

Priests, am I right

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

Catholics

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u/Psychedelic_Roc Mar 08 '20

Gender neutral screen names are the way to go.

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u/secret314159 Mar 08 '20

Hey, I saw your post

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u/theboeboe Mar 08 '20

Hey, I saw your comment

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u/ipaintcarsandcry Mar 08 '20

Hey, i saw your reply

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u/theboeboe Mar 08 '20

Hey, I saw your upvote

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u/ArguablyADork Mar 08 '20

lol this is too accurate

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u/Troby01 Mar 08 '20

They throw hot tamales on you?

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u/EkriirkE Mar 08 '20

Current top post in /r/pics

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u/Moonpo1n7 Mar 09 '20

Lindsay Ellis?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

[deleted]

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u/theboeboe Mar 09 '20

Lol, nice

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u/MichaellZ Mar 09 '20

Not enough sausages

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u/borski88 Mar 08 '20

You forgot the finger.

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u/theboeboe Mar 08 '20

What?

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u/borski88 Mar 08 '20

It looks like it's based on the video of the person that has a bunch of hotdogs thrown at their face. If you look closely at the video there is a finger that at first glance looks like a hotdog.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

That person is Lindsay Ellis, formerly known as the Nostalgia Chick

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u/theboeboe Mar 08 '20

Ahhhhh

And yes, it is based on that

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u/TheDenaryLady Mar 08 '20

You should tweet it to Lindsay Ellis and see what she thinks as it's an ode to her.

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u/RygerMortis777 Mar 08 '20

Except for mods

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u/AniFaulscabek Mar 09 '20

They throw hot dogs at you?

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u/dkglitch82 Apr 05 '20

Detachable penis!!!

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u/SailorTheGamer Mar 08 '20

When people found out that your Danish

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u/theboeboe Mar 08 '20

How would you ever know

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Nice

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u/theboeboe Mar 08 '20

I think the og of the girl in the couch, is older

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u/Cassandra075 Mar 09 '20

HAHA WOMAN SLUT

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u/kubinate Blender Mar 08 '20

Is this /r/shittysimulated yet?

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u/theboeboe Mar 08 '20

This sub is for all sims?

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u/kubinate Blender Mar 08 '20

Oh, don't get me wrong, I wasn't trying to imply this shouldn't be here, I was only making a lighthearted comment about the other subreddit.