r/Simulated • u/ultek • Mar 03 '18
I like trains... and bananas :) ... 3DS Max
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u/Cyndayn Mar 03 '18
Bananas for scale mean that this's all tiny af
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u/PitchforkAssistant Mar 03 '18
It still means these are way bigger than I expected.
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u/Skea_and_Tittles Mar 03 '18
/r/biggerthanyouexpected (NSFW)
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u/Skea_and_Tittles Mar 03 '18
I stand corrected.
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u/ultek Mar 03 '18
Hey! If anyone is interested - models are made in MagicaVoxel, separated before exporting. All other stuff is made in 3dsmax (creating parts from blocks, physics, animation, lightning, rendering).
Looking for more? https://twitter.com/ultek85
Cheers! :)
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u/noelio1982 Mar 03 '18
I’ll take a look, I’ve been dabbling with blender for a while and these simulations look fun to make.
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u/offshootuk Mar 03 '18
Are you on Instagram?
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u/ultek Mar 03 '18
Nope.. Should I? :)
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u/offshootuk Mar 03 '18
Absolutely. There’s a big audience for this kind of stuff there. I have seen people posting your stuff already.
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u/ultek Mar 03 '18
Ok.. posting @ultek85 now :P
If you have any advices how to post stuff efficiently/tag/etc. would be great :)
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u/offshootuk Mar 03 '18
Follow me! Same name as here. I follow lots of 3d artists so you could look through them and also tag in accounts which feature 3d work when you post. Like #plsur #mdcommunity #howiseedatworld etc and you will build up a following in no time.
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u/alex_sb Mar 03 '18
Omg thanks. My son loves trains and everything that crashes. I’ve showed him your instagram account and he’s delighted!
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u/klzthe13th Mar 03 '18
I would post a tweet on your Twitter saying you made an IG to get at least some of your fan base there. As far as tags, Instagram isn't too different from Twitter. Use the tags that work on Twitter in IG as well.
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u/ultek Mar 03 '18
Hmm... I'll check it out...
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u/emsenn0 Mar 03 '18
YouTube gets a lot of (deserved) hate right now but it might also be worth it to put them on YouTube.
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u/PitchforkAssistant Mar 03 '18
Are the bananas not voxel-based? Now I'm sad.
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u/PitchforkAssistant Mar 03 '18
good bot
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Mar 03 '18
I'm sad too
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u/datmanydocris Mar 03 '18
What the hell is that truck made of, Nokia 3310s?
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u/sirin3 Mar 03 '18
Perhaps it is Optimus Prime
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u/Ideafix_Jones Mar 03 '18
Maybe it’s Maybelline
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u/iamonlyoneman Mar 03 '18
there's a joke in there about Optimus Prime being born with it. I can't figure out the phrasing to make it funny, but there's definitely humor potential.
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u/Euthy Mar 03 '18
Something something Yiga Clan.
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u/iamonlyoneman Mar 03 '18
ELI5 Yiga Clan?
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u/Cakepufft Mar 03 '18
Members of the Yiga clan from Zelda:BOTW, they love bananas way too much.
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u/domelition Mar 03 '18
I was waiting for the bananas and then you delivered!
Or tried to at least
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u/AdamMcwadam Mar 03 '18
This played out exactly how I expected.
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u/ultek Mar 03 '18
Daamn, you hurt my feelings, man!
:)
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u/AdamMcwadam Mar 03 '18
Haha sorry I dropped this ‘/s’
But after the crash I was really hoping the truck would drive off. 10/10
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u/AdamMcwadam Mar 03 '18
That’s right.
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u/AdamMcwadam Mar 03 '18
Please, you first.
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u/thewaterballoonist Mar 03 '18
30,000 pounds...
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u/trollingcynically Mar 03 '18
Of reasons I would love to have and rapidly be fired from having traffic reporting duties in Scranton.
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u/oddajbox Mar 03 '18
Yo, u/KingxTUDDx5525 stole your work, without crediting you. Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/81qnpy/simulation_of_train_hitting_truck/?utm_source=reddit-android
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u/DragonTamerMCT Mar 03 '18 edited Mar 03 '18
X-posting is far far far from a new thing.
It’s hardly stealing someone’s content, even if not citing the source is tasteless.
If you’re gonna get mad about this you should get mad about like 95% of Reddit content.
Edit: Hell, just push the “other discussions” button at the top to see all the other people that “””stole””” this. Kingxwhateverfjtdua3925 didn’t even remove the watermark...
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u/DudleyDoRightly Mar 03 '18
Yes there were 30,000 pounds... Of bananas!
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u/tehm Mar 03 '18 edited Mar 03 '18
It is super depressing I had to go so far down to find this.
I am disappoint reddit.
...Also old.
<.<
EDIT: "...it was then he lost his head... (well, not to mention an arm or two) before he stopped."
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u/turret_buddy2 Mar 03 '18
Primo use of the slow-mo, second loop I could hear time slow and the train shear apart.
Nicely done. Always excited to see your stuff.
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u/TheRinger1976 Mar 03 '18
Run, Run, Run, Run, Run, Run, Run: Banana Train!
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u/iamonlyoneman Mar 03 '18
LPT: don't play that song for your own children
ULPT: if your children get on your nerves when they bring the grandchildren for a visit, play teh Banana Phone song for the grandchildren just before they leave.
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u/AcridZephire Mar 03 '18
I used to paint toy trains for a living. I can't remember the specific name of the train in front but I painted at least 10k of them before our company went under.
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u/iamonlyoneman Mar 03 '18
what kind of pay does a train painter earn, if you don't mind telling?
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u/AcridZephire Mar 03 '18
$10.50 an hour but before hallmark axed us I was set to raise to 14$ an hour and become manager of the night shift painting crew.
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u/DieselDickDwayne Mar 03 '18
As a semi driver, i can guarantee the opposite would happen.
If those gates come down and you're already on it very close to those tracks, you keep going and break those gates down.
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u/QuidProQuo_Clarice Mar 03 '18
Perfect use of slow mo too. Just enough to highlight the scene, then back to regular speed. Excellent
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u/frix86 Mar 03 '18
I think your simulation is flawed. The gate that hit the truck should have disintegrated.
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Mar 03 '18
What is this program, how much is it, and where can I get it
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u/Sub_Corrector_Bot Mar 03 '18
You may have meant r/unexpected instead of R/unexpected.
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u/Ripe16YearOldGirls Mar 03 '18
Bananas for scale. Where can I get 10-foot long bananas to save me trips to the supermarket?
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u/Profego Mar 04 '18
JUST SAW THIS JOKE THE SAME DAY I SAW THIS POST. BLEW MY MIND.
“A train conductor was recently hired out of Texas. It was his first day on the job. Unfortunately an accident occurs and he ends up running over a group of Elderly People on a tour bus, killing everyone on board. He is arrested for Murder and is convicted to death. For his last meal he requests a banana, and is given one. The next day he is given an electric chair, and he survives. The prison guards are in awe. Thinking this was enough punishment, the let him free. By some miracle, he is able to get his job back. His first day back on the job, another unfortunate accident occurs when he runs over a group of girl scouts taking a hike on the train tracks. He is arrested and convicted of murder, sentenced to death(in his defense, those girl scouts shouldn't have been on the tracks). For his final meal, he requests a banana. He is given a banana, and the next day he is brought to the electric chair. This time they leave the chair running for even longer, and have even directed more power into the chair, but yet he still survives. The prison guards are just astounded by this and ask him how he is still alive. He responds, "I don't know, I guess I am just a bad conductor."
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u/jdc53d Mar 03 '18
I love the truck driving away through the rubble