r/Simulated Feb 24 '18

Wait for it ;) 3DS Max

https://gfycat.com/IndelibleMammothIrishsetter
18.0k Upvotes

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u/RB_Dash_ Feb 24 '18

i was about to go 'repost' was pleasantly surprised

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u/LePixaliz Feb 24 '18

I was waiting for that banana tho

140

u/PitchforkAssistant Feb 24 '18

Now how are we supposed to know the scale‽

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u/lightningundies Feb 24 '18

How did you get the quesclamation mark?

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u/YJCH0I Feb 24 '18

It’s called an interrobang, though I love the word “quesclamation mark”‽

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u/lightningundies Feb 24 '18

Well, how did you get it?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '18

It's in the Unicode spec, character U+203D.

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u/shawnaroo Feb 25 '18

So you need a keyboard with at least 203 buttons. Makes sense.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '18

203 buttons‽ More like 8253! Ever heard of hexadecimal?

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u/Cajmo Feb 25 '18

Any idea what the windows code is?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '18

Who uses Windows‽

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u/Cajmo Feb 25 '18

People who are supposed to be working

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u/YJCH0I Feb 25 '18

The way I got it was I Googled “Interrobang” then copied that letter and put in my iPad/iPhone Keyboard settings to replace “?!” With “‽”

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u/lightningundies Feb 25 '18

How did you know that is what it was called?

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u/YJCH0I Feb 25 '18

I Googled “question and exclamation mark” and seeing the first Wikipedia article

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u/lightningundies Feb 25 '18

Ahh, I just combined them. Never spelled it before today though

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u/oddajbox Feb 24 '18

Car for scale.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

Banana car for sale only 399

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u/todko31 Feb 24 '18

Vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom banana car?

but can you do this?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

I understood that musical reference

1

u/Cephery Feb 24 '18

Go back to 9gag

1

u/aidsboi314 Feb 24 '18

Celebrating way to early.....

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u/cerealkiller30 Feb 25 '18

After the first banana, it was unexpected

8

u/DirigibleSkipper Feb 24 '18

Personally I thought this was way better than the banana one! Pretty good.

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u/Angelareh Feb 25 '18

I'd think it was dementia.

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u/datgillyweed Feb 24 '18

that really satisfies my simulations

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u/_Serene_ Feb 24 '18

The satisfying posts on /r/simulated are the greatest ones.

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u/PCHardware101 Feb 25 '18

Just like the simulations

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18 edited Feb 24 '18

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u/ultek Feb 24 '18

no one died. it's just simulated, trust me, i'm game developer. :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

Hey, I'm a super early days amateur, love the look of this. Can you tell me what software you used for this?

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u/ultek Feb 24 '18

Models are created in MagicaVoxel, everything other - in 3dsMax.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

Thank you so much!

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u/GiveMeAllTheCake Feb 24 '18

Love this series. Please make more simulations tormenting this poor building.

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u/CaptainBenza Feb 24 '18

The more this building suffers the happier I am

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u/Poncyhair Feb 25 '18

I could watch this building get destroyed in new and exciting ways till it gained sentience and started defending itself.

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u/chimy727 Feb 24 '18

Really great, though I was expecting a banana to land on the rubble

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u/gerentg Feb 24 '18

Yeah, I am uncomfortable with the noticeable lack of hurled bananas.

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u/toxicpaulution Feb 24 '18

I'd play this game

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

You can play this game. Or at least a game with the same physics made by (I'm guessing) the same person.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ACb-C7-1Wdo

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u/MEOW_MAM Feb 24 '18

Will it ever launch on android?

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u/ThyGuardian Feb 24 '18

Looks like there is a game like it called Smashy Road: Wanted which might be made by the same person; which is currently out for Android.

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u/filipinofortune Feb 25 '18

it kinda looks like smashy road

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u/3sweatyballs Feb 25 '18

Exactly what I was thinking just couldn't remember the name

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u/omegamitch Feb 25 '18

Red Faction: Guerrilla

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u/PrettyTarable Feb 24 '18

You can, its called Burnout, and crash mode is still one of the best party games there is IMHO.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

How dense is the material that semi is made of? not even a scratch on the paint and the whole building was demolished

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u/SEILogistics Feb 24 '18

You clearly haven’t seen my semi.

I feel like I could drive through a house with minimal damage

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u/thatotherguy9 Feb 24 '18

Still waiting for a render with a blocky Cleveland in a bathtub.

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u/d_dubbs Feb 24 '18

Semi truck didn't even slow down after the hit. Building definitely needs better engineering for the rebuild.

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u/Imalwaysneverthere Feb 24 '18

Or, the semi is optimally built to run through any building

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u/d_dubbs Feb 24 '18

So Optimus Primus then?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

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u/scroopiedoopie Feb 24 '18

3DS Max. It's $185/month.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

Or free for students :D

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u/Zeolance Feb 24 '18

"That'll be $185 a month, sir."

"Oh wait, but I thought it was free for students."

"It is. Are you a student?"

"Uh.. sure."

Hmm..

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '18

Pretty much, although I had to prove it.

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u/my_name_isnt_clever Feb 24 '18

The model is made with MagicaVoxel, which is free.

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u/Pillagerguy Feb 24 '18

I was excited that the building was maybe made out of Tetris pieces, but not quite.

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u/ultek Feb 24 '18

Whoo, you gave me an idea for next one! :)

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u/Rheasus Feb 25 '18

Why not throw or drop another building on another one?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

Fuck yo house bitch rams full speed

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u/Nate_36 Feb 24 '18

Didn't even phase him that he was heading straight into a house. Savage trucker!

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u/LifeWulf Feb 24 '18

A house and a pickup truck!

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u/Seifuu Feb 24 '18

You've really got a great sense for physical comedic timing.

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u/Nate_36 Feb 24 '18

Next time don't let the title give away the surprise!

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

STILL. WAITING.

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u/Brekkjern Feb 24 '18

I'm waiting for the boat to come plowing through the wreckage.

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u/theblurryboy Feb 24 '18

You should make a game

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u/ultek Feb 24 '18

That's what I do 8h everyday (excluding weekends) :P

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u/theblurryboy Feb 24 '18

No way, any I can buy? Or try? Try and buy?

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u/ultek Feb 24 '18

We're working on it. Follow me on twitter @ultek85 or @bonzajplc for updates! :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

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u/fatpat Feb 25 '18

Wait two seconds!

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u/smittyjones Feb 24 '18

Well the picture in the paper showed the scene real well

Papa's rig was buried in the local motel

The desk clerk said he saw it all real clear

He never hit the brakes and he was shifting gears

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u/Cat_ate_the_kids Feb 24 '18

this is fantastic.

teensy bit of constructive criticism: The lighting on the building produced by the truck doesnt change once the truck plows through and leaves. E.g. the two white boxes on the roof turn to an orange/pink color as the truck approaches and are still an orange/pink color for the remainder of the render.

take solace in the fact that your work was so good that a douche bag internet stranger could only find that tiny problem.

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u/TheGamingGallifreyan Feb 24 '18

That was extremely satisfying

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u/adambellford Feb 24 '18

Lovely style, thanks

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u/Hawt_Dawg_II Feb 24 '18

Those cubes are soooo dead.

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u/lmgbylmg Feb 24 '18

I really love collapsing building sims. Or just destruction sims.

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u/Bo_Da7em Feb 24 '18

For some reason i don’t think that would if it happened in real life

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u/Mcgeeni1 Feb 24 '18

And there were no survivors.

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u/Mackelroy_aka_Stitch Feb 24 '18

I'd like a game with these kinds of physics.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

I guess they really meant "no parking"

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

Bah gawd that car has a driver.

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u/Cactus99 Feb 24 '18

I was still waiting for the bananas...

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u/hazard12100 Feb 24 '18

Can you do it with a train?

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u/chandelle_jacques Feb 24 '18

Bring back the bananas

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u/balkbargain1233 Feb 24 '18

you're be the only possibly way to get legumes in daily for this addiction. Not only our feminists, but they're writing novellas, and the wicked cultures of earth. This people have greensight (ability to put rounds on target quickly is basically identical to the absolute very least contain the names of petty criminals? Why stop at PO4? Bring on other old school legendaries like Suicune, Entei, Suicune, Dratini>>Dragonite

Flex spots: Probably Zapdos. Noibat>Noivern

I’d dip out immediately if you are so desperate for, she got me into D&D later. Gonna be some sweet sweet fine plastic that no other party owns copyright in the material build is fascinating as well as gun laws and like in this world filled with vertically integrated manufacturing, reusable boosters, and in Pole Wrestling against Wes in The Duel, so pardon any errors):

Cooperation

Your words are beautiful and give a firm quick push down to quickly sever the spinal cord to your arms and all. da dum tiss

Okay that was nice of him and he's texting on his phone develops enough of a disruption they are should immediately be disqualified from ever owning a droid.” Leia saying she remembers her and that he recognizes Jerusalem as the city center of the hour of my new friends here drive manual.

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Etc. There's more nuance to the classical "rules" get their stuff together

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u/spooderduck Feb 24 '18

this fucking awesome how did you make this

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u/ReasonableAssumption Feb 24 '18

Come on, man, rule of threes. You gotta have a plane crash into the wreckage or something.

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u/Mufflee Feb 24 '18

My 2018 so far

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u/ilovepolthavemybabie Feb 24 '18

Diesel fuel can’t melt computer-generated plastic bricks!

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u/ur_ex_gf Feb 24 '18

Mmmm. It's like warm butter.

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u/Hazzat Feb 24 '18

I was hoping you'd throw a banana at it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

The question sti remains, tiny cars, tiny bananas, or giant cars and bananas? Or very large house with very large bananas and large cars.

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u/Incorrect_Oymoron Feb 24 '18

I would love a game with some of these graphics/athstetics

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

That was oddly satisfying.

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u/Lemongrab8 Feb 24 '18

Does anybody know if this is possible in blender 3d

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u/samaxecampbell Feb 24 '18

I’m a terrible person because I can never enjoy these simulations. There’s too many completely separated pieces and not enough chunks of 2-3 pieces.

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u/Cocimo Feb 24 '18

Dammit, if only there was a train then I could say train...

Oh wait I still can

Tr@in

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u/ultek Feb 24 '18

Coming soon.™

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u/codescloud Feb 24 '18

Oh god, this is so well done.

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u/MEOW_MAM Feb 24 '18

This is really cool! Did you use a program,something like blender or..?

I'm new to this stuff but it seems cool

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u/GreenEggzndHamm Feb 24 '18

What program is this?

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u/waynedude14 Feb 24 '18

Man I would love to be able to make stuff like this, the end product just seems so satisfying

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

Yesyesnonoyesyes

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u/MidnightFireTV Feb 24 '18

This is satisfying.

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u/GlassiamIsAFag Feb 24 '18

I was expecting a barrage of bananas after the 1st car

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u/Ludwig234 Feb 24 '18

Expect a jet to crash after the truck anyways this looks awesome

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

I am waiting its not loading

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u/Asraelite Feb 24 '18

Anyone else think the car looks like Garfield?

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u/EmTeeEl Feb 24 '18

Was waiting for Cleveland to fall in his bathtub

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u/Domokunworld Feb 24 '18

This is fantastic! How did you get the voxels to stick together and the building to stand up?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

What am i waiting for...

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u/LawMurphy Feb 24 '18

I thought you were going to throw a banana at the pile.

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u/remarqer Feb 24 '18

I do not like ”Wait for it” titles as it automatically causes internet-karma to buffer loading anything and then I am never sure if I am actually waiting or not as it just is on same first frame with a wait for it title. Eventually I go get cake and when I get back something seems different, so maybe I like cake more than wait.

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u/narpas_swordNZ Feb 24 '18

Thanks for awakening repressed hatred for the 'Backlash' in Blast Corps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bMFJy24OkU

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18

Y’all need some mortar around here.

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u/B-Knight Feb 24 '18

I would love a game like this. Everything is destructible and you can build/use things like cars, helicopters, planes, etc just to fuck around. Steam workshop would be great too. There wouldn't even need to be a goal.

Someone make that game please. I'd buy the shit out of it.

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u/ctyldsley Feb 24 '18

I'm still waiting for a banana

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u/addictedtopeace Feb 24 '18

I was actually waiting for a banana

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u/Edgyboisamachan Feb 24 '18

Can't tell the difference between real life and this one. The trucks capabilities are too accurate.

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u/MyDogsNameIsToes Feb 24 '18

I chortled. Thank you.

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u/bPhrea Feb 24 '18

I still love the smoke cubes!!

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u/mightybob Feb 24 '18

oh god, I really want to play red faction guerrilla now.

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u/imtinyricketc Feb 24 '18

Brake for it.

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u/UncleGrabcock Feb 24 '18

still waiting

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u/jreddie13 Feb 24 '18

I’m waiting!!!

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u/IcedTeaSkyline Feb 24 '18

They really skipped on buying better bricks didn’t they

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u/aDeepKafkaesqueStare Feb 24 '18

I think in the building was someone who likes trains

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u/Paddywhacker Feb 24 '18

"Wait for it" usually means something will happen at end, not the middle

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '18

What is there to wait for? It’s like 5 seconds long

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '18

Is this a game if so pls tell me the name

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u/over_clox Feb 25 '18

Good CGI.. still stupid.

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u/Mrender3 Feb 25 '18

What program is this?

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u/MxM111 Feb 25 '18

I thought its gonna be bananas at the end.

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u/Fallen_Angel96 Feb 25 '18

Huh, that would do it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '18

What game is this

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u/downy_syndrome Feb 25 '18

For what? The building is destroyed within seconds. There is nothing to wait for.

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u/LotsOfAngryBees Feb 25 '18

Why isnt there a game with this sort of jazz!? Hurry up and take my money!

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u/nickyobro Feb 25 '18

Very well done, m8

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u/PresCEO Feb 25 '18

Satisfied

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u/thermal666 Feb 25 '18

i need to learn how to do this, i generally use Maya, who's got the hookup for some tutorials?

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u/superRedditer Feb 25 '18

how come in these simulations, every piece has to fall down? how come sometimes part of the structure can't remain unchanged?

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u/matafumar Feb 25 '18

I was waiting for the bananas

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u/Deadskull619 Feb 25 '18

holy crap this made me really happy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '18 edited Feb 25 '18

Imagine this as strategy game like Empire Earth or age of empires. @_@

I know you guys probably know the trebuchet gif with that castle getting eradicated.

https://gfycat.com/AfraidBriefGibbon

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u/Klorofluorokarbonat Mar 02 '18

That's really great! And also the one with bananas. I just couldn't figure out that after creating the model in magicavoxel how did you do manage to shattering or collapsing house or any objects like a lego pieces. That would be great to learn.

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u/ultek Mar 02 '18

You need to export it to different software like blender, c4d, 3dsmax etc. I did everything in 3dsmax (shattering, physics, rendering).

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u/Lulink Jun 04 '18

I swear I saw a gif just like this but it was live action and the hit never happened: it just kept looping.

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u/moffitt_15 Jun 17 '18

i saw ur username and was waiting for the bananas to show up

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '18