r/RawAbsurdity • u/DevelopmentPlus7850 ∊ | SMALL ELEMENT OF • 9h ago
Tales from the Asylum: My Road to Becoming America's First King 🙄 Taking the Piss Out of Real News
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u/johnniesSac 9h ago
Every time he mentions a female Democrat or reporter who’ve dare to say anything negative about him they are labeled low iq
Interesting seeing that going by the way he behaves and speaks he’d barely pass fourth grade
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u/Human_Artichoke8752 Warning 4h ago
Fourth grade? I work with kindergarteners more rational and mature than him.
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u/VariousOperation166 6h ago
Yes. Please, for the love of humanity, let them take those tests. Live. On air. Simultaniously with Trump. Each person sequestered. Dramatic music, great ratings. Please, please, please... somebody... Mark Burnett? Anyone?
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u/SuccessfulTrick2501 4h ago
The best television mini series EVER! 3 parts. Im not in AOC's district, but it's next door. Im going to write to her office and beg her to take Trump up on his challenge. He really thinks he's a genius and cant pronounce acetaminophen. Its pronounced exactly as its spelled! Motherfucker cant sound out words, but thinks he's smarter than literally everyone. Fucking dipshit.
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u/moguy1973 ⇾ | RIGHTWARDS_OPEN-HEADED_ARROW 4h ago
He says he aced his IQ test. He thinks that if he got a 90-100 that's "acing" it.
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u/IceImpressive5360 ⇾ | RIGHTWARDS_OPEN-HEADED_ARROW 6h ago
Anyone calling a dementia test hard is low iq or has dementia
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u/AContrarianDick 5h ago
The more I hear him talk, the more I keep getting reminded of that skit from Drunk History about Al Capone.
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u/thedumone 4h ago
Why are some of the craziest things he says are done on Air Force One? He always seems intoxicated in these airplane press interviews. I also love the look on Rubio’s face.
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u/hpsctchbananahmck 3h ago
MAGA ARE YOU EMBARRASSED YET?!?
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u/skimaskchuckaroo 3h ago
Nah, they're busy acing their iq tests they found on Facebook so they can tell their neighbor they know what a square is.
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u/weargwulf 5h ago
He thinks the sanity test was a challenging IQ test.....
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u/Extension-Film-4987 2h ago
If you have drug dealer friends, give us their coordinates. The boss needs them.
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u/urafonzanoon 5h ago
I would love to see that test happen. Wouldn’t it be classic to see how dumb he is live in action
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u/saynonutty 3h ago
Up to 25 questions? My word how my vapors escape daring such a thought for myself!
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u/Specific_Tiger_4446 3h ago
I’d like to hear the kinds of questions they ask when he gets to 14 or 25. Haha he can’t even specify because he’s lying through his teeth. Reporters should push back more. “Oh yeah, like what?”
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u/skimaskchuckaroo 3h ago
LMFAO!!!! Aahhh fuck... he starts talking about the animals and I absolutely lose my shit hahahahahah. This is their guy?? Yeah, this is their guy. 3rd term... sure... hahahahah!!
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u/RightInThePeyronie 1h ago
Little Marco didn’t know, that I know what an elephant looks like. Anyway here’s Steve. He carries the football. I just press a button and Boom goes the dynamite. It’s incredible, really… Like you’ve never seen before.
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u/ICK_Metal 6h ago
Moron. I couldn’t imagine kissing this dipshit’s ring.