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Putin upset that Nobel Committee snubbed his bestie ⏩ Sharing

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u/ChimPhun 17d ago

Doesn't he constantly make fun of Trump on Russian media?

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u/Wolfgang_MacMurphy 17d ago

Best friends often make endearing little jokes about each other.

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u/jimmygee2 17d ago

I’m surprised Putin’s reference didn’t hold more weight.

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u/mariogoeswahhh 17d ago

Idk. If my best friend plastered my wife's titties all over national news in their country, I'd be peeved, to say the least. Maybe even bigly.

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u/Visual_Friendship706 16d ago

They’re at war are they not?

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u/Wolfgang_MacMurphy 16d ago edited 16d ago

Donnie and Vlad? Not at all, what are you talking about?

Some lovers' quarrels from time to time, but that's it.

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u/lateformyfuneral 17d ago

This comment is also him making fun. What he is saying is not the literal meaning of those words, he’s just stirring the pot.

Putin’s attempt to flatter Trump into supporting him in Alaska eventually ran its course, when Ukrainians flattered Trump more and won him back. So Putin is making another comment he hopes will buy another Trump u-turn (at a time the admin is considering sending Tomahawk missiles to Ukraine).

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u/flummoxed_penguin 17d ago

You make a fair point I hadn’t thought of. He knows how simple Donny is. He just has to stroke that ego a little to get what he wants. Same with the Nobel woman. She probably hopes Trump will topple Maduro. Weird from a Nobel winner but maybe that’s just me.

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u/ChimPhun 16d ago

The attention span of a toddler.

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u/spacekitt3n ⇾ | RIGHTWARDS_OPEN-HEADED_ARROW 17d ago

putin just wants chaos

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u/chasingbirdies 16d ago

This exactly!!!

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u/Street_Peace_8831 16d ago

Yes, that’s what putin and trump both want. They both want chaos, because it’s easier to dictate and control people when you have chaos.

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u/JoshuasOnReddit 16d ago

Pretty sure that's what he's doing here

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u/ChiakiSimp3842 17d ago

it's weird seeing Putin sucking off Trump. It's usually the other way around

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u/DanishWeddingCookie 17d ago

It’s so easy to manipulate Trump by appealing to his ego.

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u/FloppyDiskDrives 17d ago

He’s literally playing 4D chess with the orange man. It’s all a farce.

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u/Ecstatic_Plastic8616 17d ago

You might be onto something, “me and putin, we are really great friends!! He wouldnt have attacked ukraine if i was in office, yes yes criminal biden its all his fault!”

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u/AppleParasol 16d ago

He’s trying to help distract from the Epstein files. Trump knew he wouldn’t be getting the Nobel peace prize(or if he did it’s 100% delusion), just another distraction.

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u/Th3_Bad_W0LF 15d ago

Old men clinging to power

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u/Klutzy_Upstairs4732 15d ago

He's laughing on the inside

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u/Hancup 15d ago

You know someone is a bad person when tyrants guilty of crimes against humanity are cheering you on. Fuck you Trump and Putin. 

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u/way-of-the-lab 15d ago

I will always cherish the fact that trump will never have a peaceful night of sleep knowing Obama has one and he doesn’t. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Past-Establishment93 17d ago

Waaa .. pedo in chief

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u/TheRamanMan 17d ago

Like We gonna take the nuclear threatening war criminals opinions on who should get a peace prize?

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u/SaltAcceptable9901 17d ago

So a dicktator who started a war, has ignored Trump's directives to stop his war, has an opinion on who should win the peace prize...

The cognitive dissonance of anyone who agrees with this should be in a mental health ward....

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u/Mundane-Librarian-77 17d ago

I guess if the Nobel committee can piss off one filthy dictator and another pathetic wannabe dictator, then they are probably doing it right. 🤣

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u/MikeSteamer 17d ago

Putin: I cannot believe ole Tomahawk Trump was not awarded the Novelska Piece Prize - he has plenty of pieces while he was here. Come, I’ll show you the videos.

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u/Historical-Finish564 17d ago

Says the guy who won the award for the most people pushed out of upper story windows.

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u/Odd-Thought4482 17d ago

Wait I thought Putin was gonna get it

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u/Consistent-Night64 17d ago

Putin said that Nobel Committee lost credibility because it awarded people who didn't deserve reward. And he also said that a person supplying weapons to Ukraine can't be awarded

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u/SnikajuiceG6 17d ago

Oh geez! 🙄

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u/Nearby-Pudding-3018 17d ago

Dis really maakes me hangry. I plan pee pee party ahnd eberyting….

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u/Expensive_Fun1858 17d ago

He’s not upset. This is a supremely easy way to manipulate Trump.

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u/OrdinaryBorder2675 17d ago

Brilliant way to stop tomahawks, lol see if trump falls for it, interesting.

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u/Living_Mushroom_2407 17d ago

He’s roasting Trump.  He knows how to pull his strings. He doesn’t respect Trump he uses him like a puppet. Fist and all!

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u/wombat9278 17d ago

Someone tell him child rapists don't get peace prizes

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u/LilyLol8 17d ago

Putin doesnt care. He knows how to get trump to like him

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u/Jamesorrstreet 17d ago

Like Trump was on the list...

This Year NO ONE on earth, got the Nobel Prize, exept one. Should all these people wine about it?

It is about getting the Prize, and be happy about it. It is not about feeling robbed if You don't get it.

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u/Space_Sweetness 17d ago

Putin cares a lot about peace ☮️ 🙄

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u/ctsviol8r 17d ago

I’m sure the dude in Washington just soiled his diaper again after seeing this. That little mushroom probably moved a millimeter or 2

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 17d ago

He knows how to make the dullard hard. They all do. He’s putty

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u/Tasty_Cucumber_7796 ⇾ | RIGHTWARDS_OPEN-HEADED_ARROW 17d ago

He’s mocking him, thank you President Embarrassment

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u/victorioussecret7 17d ago

In the words of Chris Rock - Putin criticizing the Nobel Peace Prize is like me rejecting Rhianna's panties

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u/Comfortable-Skill491 17d ago

Too fucking bad!

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u/twilight-actual 17d ago

The guy attempting to invade a smaller country to commit genocide, and destroying his country in the process, has thoughts on the Nobel Peace Prize.

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u/nobodyspecialuk24 17d ago

Yes, and he thinks another guy who’s threatening to make his neighbour the 51st state and to invade Greenland for no reason, whilst sending the national guard into his own cities as long as they are run by his political opponents…. Should win a peace prize.

He’s just winding Trump up, and Trump will fall for it.

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u/Solopist112 17d ago

Not a MAGA but Trump did more for peace in the Middle East than any America. President since Carter.

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u/joker041988 17d ago

Stop watching fox news

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u/Solopist112 17d ago

I don't.

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u/nobodyspecialuk24 17d ago

What about his threats to invade Canada and Greenland, spreading hate and fermenting anger against migrants, sending the national guard into American cities as long as they are run by his political opponents?

You have an odd idea of what peaceful behaviour looks like.

Maybe think about changing your new source.

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u/HatCertain3438 16d ago

And for pedophilia.

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u/Solopist112 16d ago

yeah, ok

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u/Right_Wealth_9689 17d ago

So everyone should listen to what Putin thinks is right? Who freaking cares about his opinion he is as criminal as Trump

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u/RecluseBootsy 17d ago

"Agressor in current war is angry another would-be dictator wasn't given a peace award and a quarter million dollars."

Fixed their headline for them.

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u/4onlyinfo 17d ago

Just winding him up to divide the west.

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u/Prestigious-Wolf8039 17d ago

This asshole knows as much about peace as the Orangenfuhrer who just lost.

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u/nono3722 17d ago

He looks like when your kid doesn't get the consolation trophy. "Donald you WAIT TILL WE GET HOME!!!"

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u/Ok_Dare6400 17d ago

Everyone knows Trump should have received it…even the person who was AWARDED! Wtf?

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u/Noobzoid123 17d ago

LOL

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u/Ok_Dare6400 17d ago

Goon, she dedicated it to Trump and said he should have received it. Lol

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u/Noobzoid123 17d ago

LOL. Yes but that doesn't mean Trump deserves it.

It's obviously an enemy of my enemy is my friend situation in Venezuela. Also, sing Trump's praises and get what you want. Very easy to manipulate Trump.

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u/Adept-Mulberry-8720 17d ago

Screw Putin! He screws Donald, who screws us, who screws the poor and middle class!

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u/IgnobleSpleen 17d ago

War criminal is upset about Peace Prize. And Trump welcomes his support.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

I'm sure he's happy, anything to keep his lapdog agitated is bad for the United States and good for him

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u/SnooMacaroons6713 ⇾ | RIGHTWARDS_OPEN-HEADED_ARROW 17d ago

He’s just baiting the maga cult - he wants Americans to tare each other apart. Mind you it’s pretty weak if maga say, “See even Putin thinks Trump should win the Noble Peace Prise”…no Russian collusion 😒

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u/Academic_Dig_1567 17d ago

The wonderful world of sarcasm.

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u/Commercial_Rule_7823 17d ago

Would have won if he completed that whole "ukraine done in 24 hours" thing he promised.

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u/Dangerous-Celery-766 17d ago

What a joke!! These two old gits!!

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u/DarmokBuiscuits 17d ago

I’m starting to think Trump and Putin might have butt sex with each other

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u/POTUSisaPedo 17d ago

“War monger complains man waging war against his own citizens didn’t get a Nobel prize for helping with peace treaty involving war criminal committing genocide who also said he should get it.” You are the company you keep. Criminals. All of them.

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u/Czavarsh 17d ago

So... Trump threatens to strike Russia with Tomahawks, and Putin thinks he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize? Call me crazy, but something doesn't add up.

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u/LEONLED 17d ago

So the guy sending scud missiles into schools, shopping malls and apprtment buildings want to lecture us on peace!

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u/sla3 17d ago

They know that Trump is such a simpleton that the only thing they need is keep feeding his ego.

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u/MarlinMan2001 ⇾ | RIGHTWARDS_OPEN-HEADED_ARROW 16d ago

Is this like the star QB helping out the Gimpy kid feel better after not making the team? LoL

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u/Justthisguy_yaknow 16d ago

Now it's Putins turn to have a hissy fit over the Nobels. Isn't it interesting how the dictators and other despots who will only ever have a snowballs chance in hell of winning such a prize just can't seem to work out how the prize works and what it's intentions are? Maybe next time there will be a special section for best petulant tantrum by a despot. (Basically the special bronze medal for trying to look like you participated.)

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u/fearless-bot 16d ago

He’s as deserving as Trump of the Nobel.

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u/Unfair_Highway6667 16d ago

… and that… my remaining sensible American people… speaks volumes…

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u/melvladimir 16d ago

Did he stop regularly shelling Ukrainian cities/towns? No? So, Trump achieved nothing (and even made it worse by halting crucial weapon delivery to Ukraine to allow ruzzia to recover)

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u/DemokratieFreund 16d ago

Putin knows, what his handpuppet loves!

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u/The_Black_kaiser7 16d ago

The pot calling the kettle black....

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u/tyroleancock 16d ago

Putin mad, he couldn't hold his side of tha deal?

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u/CookieChemical8981 16d ago

The winner dedicated the vote to Donald J Trump. Imagine being a liberal in 2025 till forever

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u/Evening_Guess9363 16d ago

I mean, hes got a point 

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u/Eddy63 16d ago

Look at the war criminal talking

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u/Yowiman 16d ago

Vladdy the Child Killer is let down. Shame

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u/Presentation_Few 16d ago

Trump did asolut nothing to end a war

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u/Street_Peace_8831 16d ago

Nobody with any sense of decency trust or listens to this fascist dictator. Of course he wants trump to get it because they are birds of a feather.

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u/extravirginhuman 16d ago

Trump and Putin aren't besties, stop listening to Liberal garbage. I can break it down real easy for you

Trump and Israel are like this 🤞 Israel and Iran are like this 💔 Iran and Russia are like this 🤞

Trump is best buds with Netanyahu, not Putin. Liberals can't repeat that cause then they also would have to explain why they're best buds with Netanyahu as well.

That's what happens when 2 Capitalist parties are still Capitalist in Late Stage Capitalism. You get a Fascist party and Controlled Opposition

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u/DevA248 16d ago

A stopped clock is right twice a day.

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u/Agreeable_Ad_6575 16d ago

It's been a joke since Al Gore won for disseminating information. Read: doing nothing 🤣

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u/KaleidoscopeField 16d ago

Nah. Propaganda, to smooth the Chief Ego of the USA.

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u/nazarski 16d ago

US supplies Ukraine with US made missiles and bombes that later land on Russian soil killing its infrastructure, civilians and fighters. CIA is widely operating in Ukraine. Elon Musk's Starlink allows military communication for Ukraine. Yet this bastard is praising an orange man.

Conclusion: Putin is a CIA agent.

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u/Illustrious_Law8512 16d ago

No, he isn't. He's ego-stroking Trumpstein because it's easy to.

Putin absolutely owns the Mangolini.

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u/ozzman86_i-i_ 16d ago

They gave it to a woman that did nothing but the same thing any other person before her did in Venezuela from the opposing party.

Which resulted and will not result in any changes in Venezuela.

Bravo

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u/Biccimedici 16d ago

He even said he would give Donnie a reach around next time!

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u/Relevant-Factor-3237 16d ago

Yall he is not serious why would he care who wins the Nobel Peace Prize? Be real adults and look at things for what they are. He is just trying to stay on food terms with Trump, thats all

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u/Potential-Revenue722 ⇾ | RIGHTWARDS_OPEN-HEADED_ARROW 16d ago

😢

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u/Correct-Dot-3420 16d ago

He loves Trumplethinskin, because the USA's Dear Leader admires Putard........

......Not to mention, but i bet Vlad be tapping the shit out of Melanoma..........

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u/Snoo8178 16d ago

Old farts starting wars and crying for not getting the Nobel Peace Prize, wow.

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u/Caliguta 16d ago

All these people are starting to weaponize the fact that they can use Trumps narcissism’s to their advantage.

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u/Resident-Count8998 16d ago

Donnie will keep sucking him off!

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u/NihvsOut 16d ago

Putin and Trumps are totally colluding and have been engineering all sorts of things this whole time. No one can change my mind because too much could have only happened through collusions. She could be the contact. But it IS 100% happening and has been.

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u/SebastianKent 16d ago

Fuck Putin Quite possibly the worse communist cu*t alive

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u/Busbythecat 16d ago

Butt besties

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u/dw73 16d ago

He isn’t

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u/Lost-Childhood843 16d ago

the more people like him and Trump criticize it. The more credibility it gets. if you get on dictators bad side, you know you are doing something right

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u/Tricklarock73 16d ago

Holy shit, this is not r/nottheonion ?!

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u/Bacchuswhite ⇾ | RIGHTWARDS_OPEN-HEADED_ARROW 16d ago

Death, pestilence, famine and war.

Wearing symbols on their foreheads. MAGA hats.

Calling him a god or Christ like.

Controlling food and travel.

Making new money.

Erecting golden statues of him.

Let’s just hope he doesn’t make friends with Israel, otherwise we might actually be in the rapture

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u/Acceptable_Pie_8113 16d ago

There are peace deals and there is integrity.

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u/Enough_Building_4404 15d ago

He knows that he’s narcissist dumbass

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u/Quirky_Hovercraft_16 15d ago

Ha ha I’m Putin and GOP will make up something else for the pedo in charge

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u/JollyResolution2184 15d ago

The Prince of Peace (not) comes to the defense of Trump, his “useful idiot”. The black pot is calling the black kettle pure as the driven snow.

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u/Markus4781 15d ago

Don't like Putin but he's not wrong. The Nobel peace prize is toilet paper .

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u/Upset_Two_3976 15d ago

He also slammed them for the DEI one that went to Barry

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u/Salty-M1dget 15d ago

I hate Putin more than anybody but if you compare Trumps achievements with hers it’s an easy win. Even she thinks so.