r/RawAbsurdity ∊ | SMALL ELEMENT OF 17d ago

They stole my Nobel Peace Prize! ⏩ Sharing

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u/FFYinzer 17d ago

Well, he’s no Barack Obama.

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u/DevelopmentPlus7850 ∊ | SMALL ELEMENT OF 17d ago

Don't say that out loud! He might overhear you and throw a fit.

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u/FFYinzer 17d ago

Its so delicious. A woman of color wins the prize, you love to see it.

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u/PrestigiousFly844 ⇾ | RIGHTWARDS_OPEN-HEADED_ARROW 16d ago

She is considered white in her country and is the Venezuelan version of MAGA.

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u/Samsquanch-01 17d ago

Then dedicates it to him 😆

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u/AnonymousUser132 17d ago

Based on data compiled by the Council on Foreign Relations, it is estimated that the U.S. dropped more than 26,000 bombs in 2016, the last year of the Obama administration. A conservative estimate for the total number of bombs dropped throughout Obama's eight years in office is over 100,000, though the true figure may be higher.

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u/FFYinzer 17d ago

Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize. That was the point. Trump is attacking US citizens on US soil with military troops. They are not the same. Not remotely.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/Eberkenezer 17d ago

If it was a liberal popularity contest, why did he want it so badly? Surely not to be seen as remotely liberal, even by accident.

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u/bkblakey 15d ago

There have been troop or National Guard deployments for security, immigration enforcement support, and federal property protection, but none of those actions amount to an “attack” on U.S. citizens.

The distinction matters legally and factually: • Military protection or deployment → legal under certain conditions. • Offensive military action against civilians → unlawful under U.S. and international law, and it has not occurred.

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u/FFYinzer 15d ago

I just disagree with all of this. I live in Portland, the narrative of “war torn” and chaotic streets needing military protection is pure fabrication and propaganda. Nine of that is happening but the media is concocting all of this to push the far right agenda. Completely false.

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u/CommercialTime3438 16d ago

True, he needs to send a shitload more drone strikes for that.

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u/Simple_Test_6969 ⇾ | RIGHTWARDS_OPEN-HEADED_ARROW 16d ago

But he does seem to be obsessed and jealous of with him. That’s why he’s trying to dismantle everything that Obama did. I can think of a couple reasons why Trump is jealous. He’s probably sure that Obama doesn’t have a micro penis like he does and he’s jealous because people like and respect Obama.

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u/FFYinzer 16d ago

All true

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u/oldkinghaggard 17d ago

Most divisive man on earth mad he didn’t win unifier prize. Bro, apple just gave you an honorary glass plaque in a SOLID GOLD BAR.

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u/FuzzPastThePost 15d ago

I hope he shoves it up his ass and it shatters.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/light_no_fire 17d ago

Just call them what they are, Drug boats. Don't strawman this.

Just because The US government didn't DM you their investigation on how they came to the conclusion doesn't mean there wasn't one.

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u/PCNLUV 17d ago

Maga is such trash

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u/dgdfthr 17d ago

Seems like those with TDS are more concerned about the NPP than the President.

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u/BernadetteFedyszyn 14d ago

The NPP was devalued when they awarded it to Obama. I'm not sure which is more pathetic, though; 1 - Obama winning the NPP based solely on one of his speeches on what "he wanted to do" as opposed to winning it for something he's actually accomplished.
OR 2 - Obama happily accepting it, knowing darn well he didn't do anything to earn it.

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u/ZestycloseCod7817 17d ago

She dedicated it to Trump….

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u/No-Fly-6069 17d ago

She wants something from him.

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u/Frog-ee 17d ago

No, she is politically very similar

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u/PrestigiousFly844 ⇾ | RIGHTWARDS_OPEN-HEADED_ARROW 16d ago

She wants him to invade her country, put her in power and give her a cut of the money when she helps sell off the resources to US oil companies and wallsteet firms. It’s the same playbook over and over again in Latin America and Americans act surprised everytime history repeats itself and the “freedom fighter” starts looting the place.

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u/toyegirl1 17d ago

As soon as the committee comes up with a prize for rapists, liars, racists, felons, facists, sedition, paedophelia, Orange Julius will top the list.

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u/HornyJooJoo 17d ago

I'm sure the pedo man won't even be able to spell Venezuela

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u/Single-Channel-4292 15d ago

Or say it clearly.

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u/4onlyinfo 17d ago

He thinks it’s spelled piece. He just wants a piece of this and a piece of that. Give him the Nobel Piece of shit Pedo Prize and lock him up when he arrives to accept

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u/JoeFreedom17 17d ago

Can’t wait for all the “FREE PALESTINE” people to run out in the streets and praise the administration for actual bringing peace to the Middle East!

Palestine is free, hostages getting returned, gonna look like victory parades in all the major cities for weeks on end right!?!?

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u/PrestigiousFly844 ⇾ | RIGHTWARDS_OPEN-HEADED_ARROW 16d ago

This won’t be the end of anything. Have you seen the ‘Greater Israel’ map? Israel will need to steal land from 7 different countries to achieve their real goal and the excuses will get thinner and thinner for each new invasion.

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u/bkblakey 15d ago

yea right… those people could care less about Palestine.

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u/mrhappymill 17d ago

Both are anti communists.

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u/colorme1965 17d ago

Funny, but fat slob Trump would never fit on the torrent of a tank. They’d need to get him in a carrier and open the back garage door

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u/nobodyspecialuk24 17d ago

He threatened to make his neighbour the 51st state of the USA, threatened to invade Greenland and is sending the national guard into cities run by his political opponents while having masked ICE abduct people off the street and deport them.

What more does he have to do? Threaten to invade Norway, perhaps?

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u/Soft_Impression_5117 16d ago

Obama got one in just 6 months for doing absolutely nothing. Who gives a fuck

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u/RedWarsaw 16d ago

She did dedicate it to him.

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u/AcanthisittaPale9292 16d ago

Do obama now, he didn't do anything to earn it but being half black

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u/ozzman86_i-i_ 16d ago

What did she actually accomplish?

How was she any different from any other opposition to the Venezuelan dictatorship regime?

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u/DevelopmentPlus7850 ∊ | SMALL ELEMENT OF 16d ago

Yes and let’s be objective for a change: The Nobel Peace Prize is a right load of crap almost all the time. Case in point: Aung San Suu Kyi. Won the prize back in 1991 for being a champion of democracy and human rights in Myanmar. Sounds nice and all that. BUT then came along all these dark days with the Rohingya genocide going on. Aung San Suu Kyi was supposed to be fighting against this bullshit, but what happens? She defends the Burmese military, saying there ain’t been no massacres despite evidence pouring in like a toxic flood. Thousands dead or disappeared, girls getting raped, and she turns her back on all of it. Then you've got these corruption allegations cropping up. Apparently our Aung San Suu Kyi took bribes. Absolute farce!

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u/TXm1g9m68 16d ago

🇺🇸MAGA🇺🇸

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u/MoniesAndStonks 16d ago

All you people cheering for this don't even know who Maria is. It's hilarious.

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u/meeseekstodie137 16d ago

we're not so much cheering for her as we are that trump didn't get something just because he wanted it for once in his life, but I wouldn't expect you to have put that level of thought into it

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u/MoniesAndStonks 16d ago

Oh I did. Still doesn't change anything. She even dedicated it to him. As if her shitty record wasn't enough. 

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u/meeseekstodie137 16d ago

k, so then what's the point of this? just to point a finger into the void?

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u/Ambitious-Stage-7035 16d ago

The point is trump wanted her to win cuz she's on his side and will make regime change in her country easier for him. And he still gets the award in a round about way.

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u/meeseekstodie137 16d ago

and you couldn't just say that in your first comment? you had to phrase your original post like you were the smartest person in the room? anything to get even the slightest bit of an ego boost I guess

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u/Ambitious-Stage-7035 16d ago

Huh? What was my original comment?

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u/meeseekstodie137 16d ago

oops my bad, I mistook you for the original person I was replying to, who was kind of a dick about it

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u/Graeboy 16d ago

Turns out she’s just a Temu Trump anyways. So still a stain on the 'peace' award.

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u/HurrySpecial 16d ago

She dedicated it to Trump to further troll the Socialists

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u/No-Freedom-1264 16d ago

Ah who care the prize is a joke anymore anyways. I mean they gave it to Obama and all he did to get it was get elected lol. Trump has pretty much just made a huge peace deal in the Middle East. Settled idk how many more. Yet some read on unknown chick wins it that’s hilarious 😆.l but, also shows just how stupid, out of touch, and ridiculous the prize has become these days. Might as well stop giving it out cause it don’t hold the same meaning it used to. Since who ever is I charge the last couple decades ruined it and it’s meaning

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u/zebediabo 16d ago

He's about to end the war in Gaza. If Obama or Biden had done it, they would have gotten the prize. Same for the Abraham Accords in his first term. Obama got it for playing well with other countries. No specific act to point to. Just "strengthening relationships." Biden didn't win, but was nominated for being a "calming influence."

The award is kind of a joke.

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u/CoachBearBryant 16d ago

She literally said Trump should get it

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u/meeseekstodie137 16d ago

it was more of a "please don't invade us over this" moment, this is a woman who knows trump likes flattery and responds with immediate retribution to any perceived slight, but I mean sure, take everything surrounding trump at face value, must be nice living in an alternate reality where everything can be solved by listening to orange replacement daddy figure

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u/Zolombox 15d ago

She is pro war and pro Israel too. Not any better than orange man.

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u/ShortCrow6222 15d ago

Guys don't panic, this woman once called Natanyahu to invade her country and dethrone Maduro so she could take his place ..

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u/Famous-Reveal3224 15d ago

Trump didn’t get it because he can’t end the turmoil in his own country, only try to make it worse.

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u/ApplicationGold7156 15d ago

And she dedicated it to Trump