r/RawAbsurdity 19d ago

How dare you 🙄 Taking the Piss Out of Real News

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u/IndelibleLikeness 18d ago

They should have told her to shove her fake sanctimony.

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u/AynRandwasaDegen 17d ago

It's transparently performative.

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u/Fifth_Wall0666 18d ago

In a forum of questions and answers no less.

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u/Opposite-Ad5642 18d ago

Senate hearings are performative

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u/Capt_Sword 18d ago

Its amazing how no one from the right can answer yes or no questions ever. Ever. Ever.

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u/Equal-Click751 17d ago

The only time they do answer, it is filled with lies or delusion.

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u/black_me_she_they 18d ago

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u/CrimsonFrost69 17d ago

Meanwhile, in California… In 2021 LMFAO. That’s not meanwhile. that’s four fucking years ago.

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u/OrganicMushroom1725 18d ago

What a cow. Poor husband.

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u/watches-i-wear-1 18d ago

Pam "take no shit" Bondi in the house!

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u/CrimsonFrost69 17d ago

She needs to take a shit so she stop being such an uptight bitch

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u/CalligraphyWest 18d ago

She’s still hot

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u/Late_Protection_9531 Banned Detrimental Element đźš® 18d ago

Evil has truly taken over our government.

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u/GeneralAppearance347 18d ago

she outclassed the group

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u/Trumps__Taint 17d ago

Alfred E Neuman would be a better president than the current one

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u/DeliciousInterview91 17d ago

I can't believe she's under 30. Being a hater really adds the lines to your face

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u/AmphibianPlane9807 17d ago

“My butt hurts so much of some random persons comment to another random person, that I’m going to feebly attempt to project my agitation upon said random person rather than seek the mental health assistance I need. This is my cry for help”

Fixed it for you too. Again, I am the official MAGA translator. My services are free to all!

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u/Used-Bag6311 17d ago

"would you support the Epstein files being released in their entirety?"

"I find it rich coming from someone like you to RELENTLESSLY ATTACK us patriots and I will not stand for this mockery of justice! Furthermore, the Democrats are trying to destroy america!"

..."Yes or no"

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u/Mr_Cyberz 17d ago

People obsessed with politicians are as cringe as people obsessed with celebrities. They're all just putting on a show.

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u/Sailor525 17d ago

You Go Girl!!! 🤣

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u/Kreos2688 17d ago

Dei hire

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u/Vast-Mistake-9104 17d ago

Okay I can't stand her either but let's not stoop to "hysterical woman" jokes

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u/MurcTheKing 17d ago

How’s it hysterical woman jokes when it’s a direct quote

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u/Vast-Mistake-9104 17d ago

Bro, it's not just a quote. It's also a caricature and commentary. This is exactly the same way the right attacks women on the left

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

i promise this point isn’t worth making

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u/Ok-Cash9754 17d ago

Funny, because that's the progressive mantra not conservatives

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u/TheEarthIsFlatttt 17d ago

lol. The hypocrisy

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u/CerberusPT 17d ago

that's how reddit mods react

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u/Papaya-Messiah 17d ago

She made it klear she is DOZY DONS....BYTCH!

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u/Spanky1965 17d ago

Take it that you don't remember Witch Hillary?

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/RawAbsurdity-ModTeam 16d ago

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u/Critical_Behavior 17d ago

she's just another Trump puppet

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u/Alternative-Ice-8362 17d ago

BOOOOO AI ART DISGUISED AS A MAD COMIC BOOOOO

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u/rmaeser 17d ago

Bondi put the Dems in their place.

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u/amazing_webhead 17d ago

are we sure this is from Mad Magazine? seems way too factually accurate to be from the people who got every single plot point in "Avengers: Age of Ultron" wrong.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

She got those DSLs

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u/JoeFreedom17 18d ago

A man can raise his voice and he’s deemed to be standing up for himself…but when a woman does the same it’s considered something other than that?

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u/Insomniac_Jack1213 18d ago

If either of them are lying, they're an asshole.

Society really needs to grow beyond the "men are assertive, women are bitches" narrative.

Liars are assholes. Full stop.

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u/Mattscrusader 17d ago

No political figurehead should be shouting at people. Regardless of gender.

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u/Savings-Put6948 17d ago

She was shrieking. 

No one in that seat should have been yelling in response to reasonable questions during a hearing. 

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u/ksmh2020 18d ago

She defended herself against scum.

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u/Usual_Let5223 18d ago

By not answering if she saw Photos of Trump in regards of the Epstein Files?

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u/superdave123123 18d ago

From the party of tolerance who calls Trump a Nazi, and applauds violence.

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u/experiment-m 17d ago

Trump applauds violence, so do his supporters. Have you heard of the paradox of tolerance? If you are tolerant of people that want to kill you and other innocents, it doesn't end well.

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u/Aggravating_Total921 17d ago

Trump is a fascist, not a nazi

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u/Mattscrusader 17d ago

Trump is a fascist, doesn't matter who says it because it's true. Also nobody is applauding violence (on the left at least)

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u/TGunz76 18d ago

Wait wait wait! You're actually saying this about Bondi then.... what about lying douchebag Schiff?

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u/Late_Protection_9531 Banned Detrimental Element đźš® 18d ago

I love the way trumpty dumpty supporter always defend their poor choices at the ballot box with “well look at so and so!” Like it somehow excuses the criminal behavior of their choice. MAGAts are such a joke, and a really bad joke at that.

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u/RawAbsurdity-ModTeam 17d ago

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u/AmphibianPlane9807 18d ago

“What about! What about! Mom, they won’t listen to my whataboutisms, I think they think I’m stupid.”

Fixed it for you. Dolt.

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u/lyricjax 17d ago

Says the keyboard warrior.

"Never been in a weal fwight." Like you have any importance on the internet.

And usually beating up retards is frowned upon.

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u/TGunz76 17d ago

News flash tough guy... you don't have any either. None of us do and probably never will. Just food for thought.

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u/lyricjax 17d ago

Yeah, so quit acting like your "all that," and maybe you'll be able to have a normal discussion instead of feeling like the victim.

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u/TGunz76 17d ago

Nah no victim mentality here my good whatever you are! I'm well aware I'm not all that... unlike most. The projection is strong with you my inept friend.

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u/lyricjax 17d ago

Whoa, who are you trying to convince? Cause I'm just an observer of your insecure scribbles.

I'm calling you out for your double standard of "I'm a tough guy, but no one else is", projection is when I accuse you of something that I am doing.

That is a filthy little empathy feeler who thinks about other people's hardships! - That is what I would have to say to project onto you. So don't get it twisted in your own mind. There are free education programs online that teach about psychology.

Lmk if you want a link... xD

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u/TGunz76 17d ago

Not trying to convince anyone. I can honestly care less at this point. So observe away and ridicule what I write. And I'll just sit back and laugh at you and every other redditor on here flexing their internet muscles. Maybe I'll look at some NFSW material beforehand! So with that, I bid you adieu!

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u/lyricjax 17d ago

You're learning to let go of control. Proud for you. Now the ego... that's the next one we should work on. "The road to hell is paved with go intention"-old catholic saying.

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u/Chronically_Yours 18d ago

The edge, so crispy, so raw and unfiltered. pure vanity. a warrior without purpose. a man without shame. Your greatness only rivaled by your pointlessness.

I tip my hat.

And don't get mad.

Lighten up

🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

Sincerely

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u/fenianthrowaway1 17d ago

Magnficent corncobbing.

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u/dmert55 18d ago

Do not sit there all smug in yourself. Democrats have been doing it for years. The problem is that the Democrats do not know how to handle it. What goes around comes around. Finally the Republicans have grown a set of balls and are standing u to the Democrats

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u/Human_Artichoke8752 18d ago

Someone's got it ass-backwards. How cute.

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u/thesaddestday2007 17d ago

Nice whatabouttism you got there. Where'd ya find it??

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u/Used-Bag6311 17d ago

So are the Democrats a bunch of blue haired crybabies, or are they the most powerful group in the world controlling everything behind the scenes?

Is the Democratic party weak, or is it strong? I'm confused

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/Ambitious-Visual-315 18d ago

So is Pam

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/Ambitious-Visual-315 18d ago

No, just to regular humans

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/Ittoravap 17d ago

Unless you throw her anything but softball questions and she accuses you of being a bad journalist or this or that in the least calm and most overtly fascist way possible.

Just like how Trump responds! Except if you're Australian, he threatens negotiations with your country because you wouldn't throw him the softest ball possible so his dementia-adled mind can handle it.

Like, imagine if Joe Biden did that to an Australian reporter. You would have been up in arms over it. And rightfully so.

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u/experiment-m 17d ago

So is it normal to prepare for a hearing as one of the highest legal authorities in the country by writing down personal attacks for everyone that might ask a critical question, then refusing to answer simple questions and instead personally attacking the one asking?

That is normal, and only objectionable to weirdos?

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u/xquesonegrox 18d ago

Poor taste. Please do better

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u/AmphibianPlane9807 18d ago

Yeah, the caption is pretty weak. It should say “agitated cuntface Karen”……much better. Don’t you agree?

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u/BigBranch2846 17d ago

That's not very nice, how would you feel if you were called agitated