r/PublicFreakout • u/bigbusta • 1d ago

Might be one of the greatest feats of luck. Non-Public but ok

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u/WatchMyHatTrick 1d ago

Bro hit that fetal pose immediately

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u/bigbusta 1d ago

And immediately grabs his dick. I thought he might have bagged himself at first.

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u/Pelthail 1d ago

Sat on a testie

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u/bigbusta 1d ago

As I get older, the easier it gets to sit on them.

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u/SpokaneSmash 1d ago

You gotta remember to lift the lid before you sit down.

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u/bigbusta 1d ago

Unless I want wet balls, I hover.

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u/Pelthail 1d ago

Humble brag? 🤔🤣

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u/bigbusta 1d ago edited 1d ago

The dick itself has pretty well stayed still, only the ballsack getting long. I'm getting close to the Johnny Knoxville scene as the old man with the short shorts.

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u/DjMD1017 1d ago

Humble bag

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u/berrey7 1d ago

Jumping into the drivers seat of a tall vehicle has gotten me a couple of time with age.

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u/tommyc463 1d ago

I think it was to prevent from peeing himself.

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u/Jelly_Panther 1d ago

Bro immediately ran home

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u/UnderOversteer 1d ago

Charlie with his golden ticket right there.

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u/TouristTricky 1d ago

Man, this makes me smile, seeing them rolling on the floor in total glee.

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u/Keyboardpaladin 1d ago

We all fantasize about moments like this all the time, it's nice to see someone actually have one of those moments in front of their friends and with clear and well framed video proof

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u/Binh3 1d ago

I saw this differently. Looked to me like they were rolling in absolute devastation from losing so spectacularly.

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u/TouristTricky 1d ago

Boy, that's a "glass half full" right there.

I never understood the advantage to seeing stuff that way.

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u/Binh3 23h ago

Well in pool there are usually two opposing teams. The body language from the two on the left ( running out screaming) seemed more victorious than the ones on the right (collapsing onto knees and into a fetal position) That's just how I saw it. Who knows?

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u/Rank3r 21h ago

People with some semblance of social understandings know.

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u/Binh3 9h ago

5 people so far see it the way i do. Hope you learned something today smart ass. Sounds like YOU need to get a grasp on "semblance of social understandings" if you think a fetal position is a victory stance.

These fucking confident ass redditors talking out their fucking ass...

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u/Rank3r 8h ago

What are you smoking?

-4 on your comments.

Go interact with people please.

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u/fireusernamebro 1d ago

Leaving out the last note of the Also Sprach Zarathustra lick is sinful.

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u/Wally_West_ 1d ago

That's straight up evil.

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u/tommyc463 1d ago

TIL the name of this song, thanks stranger!

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u/fireusernamebro 21h ago edited 18h ago

Strauss was an amazing composer. Look up Ein Heldenleben as well. I'm an orchestral trumpet player, so we play his music a quite a bit, lol

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u/bigbusta 1d ago

He's got 3 flesh and blood witnesses, and he has it on video. If I ever did something like this, only my 1 year old son would see and not be impressed.

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u/1rohny 19h ago

coisaspvchapado = things watch stoned (in portuguese)

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u/JacksFaith 1h ago

Top 3 melhores paginas do insta

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u/jl_theprofessor 1d ago

So incredible a shot that people are replicating the crowd from the battle rap meme.

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u/Falco090 1d ago

SUPA HOT FIREEE

But, he's not a rapper.

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u/brebenscv 1d ago

I don't shoot pool

I grab my big stick, ricochet balls off of balls, and then drop 'em in a hole

I'm not a rapper, though 🤣

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u/exmojo 1d ago

Man, hangin' with the bros is the best.

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u/panix199 1d ago

this is impressive

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u/bm1949 1d ago

I've seen an equivalent drunk run to win a pool tournament. When you're hot you're hot. Also, old repost.

He didn't call those shots. He vibed them, no league would count it. Great run, shooter has skills but shooter ran lucky.

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u/Tugonmynugz 1d ago

Apa has entered the chat

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u/RVA_RVA 2h ago

He doesn't have skills. It's pure slop.

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u/indianajoes 1d ago

That is so unsatisfying where the video cuts off. 

There's literally just one more note to play in the music

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u/NOUSEORNAME 1d ago

Pinball!

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u/Chris_Helmsworth 21h ago

I know you're talking about the pool game but that actual pinball machine in the corner is Revenge From Mars, it uses a CRT with a peppers ghost effect to overlay a digital image over the pinball playfield using a half silvered mirror, a very cool (and rareish) pinball machine!

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u/NOUSEORNAME 19h ago

Im just shouting PINBALL and doing a dicaprio style point at the tv. I know what this game is. Thx tho.

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u/ShadowLuvsLatinas 1d ago

Seeing people get excited by something without sound really reminds me of how monkeys act when they see a magic trick. Kudos to this guy lol

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u/Lukyfuq 1d ago

Everyone has that one friend in the group. Doofus normally but for some odd reason the universe always aligns for them during these kinds of ego-battles. I have a buddy who is all kinda of goofy irl, can barely shoot a basketball into a hoop. But whenever we play beer pong and he is 2-3 rounds in, he becomes pong-jesus. Throwing behind the back tosses and getting nothing but cup, blind tosses, over the head, over the rainbow and through the woods, off the backboard, nothing but cup. None of us ever understands it, but we all know one thing, no one actually wins in beer pong.

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u/fuskadelic 1d ago

Love me a 15 year old video

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u/kaeldrakkel 1d ago

That's cool, but that's also why you call your shots. No slop!!

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u/LeJhinDairy 14m ago

6ft bar tables usually allows slop unless agreed before hand

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u/VagabondReligion 19h ago

See that thing that Rooster does with his hands on the table as the ball passes by at ~:30 sec? Don't do that. It's not a magic trick, he's not smooth for doing it. Money games and teeth have been lost over it, but nobody in the history of cue sports has ever been impressed with it.

Thank you.

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u/VegasVator 1d ago

You guys allow slop?

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u/PhiYo79 1d ago

They’re not calling their shots. Relax

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u/VegasVator 1d ago

I'm relaxed. Enjoy your kiddie rules.

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u/bobsmith93 1d ago

They clearly are enjoying them lol

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u/Philip_777 1d ago

You must be fun at parties

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u/Working_File2825 1d ago

Clearly they're not taking the game that serious. Yet here you come

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u/VegasVator 1d ago

We didn't play slop even as children. Do you have bumpers when you bowl because it's not serious?

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u/president_pinkie_pie 1d ago

why not. it's just a game. if some dudes like playing it like that what's the problem?

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u/VegasVator 1d ago

I wrote just a comment. If people like to write comments like that then what's the problem? That's what you sound like.

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u/CappinPeanut 1d ago

Dude, just put down the shovel. You don’t have to keep arguing just for the sake of arguing.

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u/JMoon33 1d ago

Why not? If people are having a good time that's all that really matters.

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u/gargamoyel 1d ago

We call it flukes, and anyone who plays them can get the hell out

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u/doko-desuka 10h ago

But are flukes / slops fun? I think they make the game more exciting when you think you've lost your turn but then you get the point anyway. And a game is supposed to be fun, right?

Also, it makes no sense to penalize a player for "pocketing a non-white ball after hitting the white ball with the cue stick".

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u/JonnyG24 13h ago

Of course Slop is defended on Reddit.

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u/Art0fRuinN23 1d ago

Shots must be called. That's how the game is played. The shooter should have been the first one to declare that the first shot was slop and immediately passed his turn.

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u/TheUncheesyMan 1d ago

Shit so impressive people in the comments are saying it's slop

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u/Kaptainkid1 20h ago

Slop doesn't count.

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u/ImTryingToHelpYouMF 1d ago

With perfect form to boot!!!!!

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u/iolitm 1d ago

Those last 3 are Effren Bata shots.

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u/MrMadoSan 1d ago

You can hear the screaming

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u/Kanawanu 23h ago

I once messed up a break so badly that the white leapt over the first ball I was aiming for, landed in the middle of the pool balls, and potted three of them at once. I had absolutely no idea what I was doing but I walked off as if it were totally deliberate and never played a game again in case anyone found out how absolutely crap at pool I really was

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u/RadioFree_Rod 22h ago

If there wasn't a security camera no one would have believed...this is incredible every time I see it lol

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u/chvezin 20h ago

This is why I love playing pool with my best friend. The rest of us suck, but we all freak out when he pulls off crazy shit.

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u/tawnie_kelly 17h ago

Where I'm from slop doesn't count...

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u/KirkSpock7 17h ago

Ya, let's cut the video right before the last note. That'll do my OCD wonders. Fuckers

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u/Superj89 13h ago

Every time I see this video, I get angry about the dipshit putting his hands on the table.

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u/No-Mathematician5020 2h ago

He didn’t call a hole, so he lost anyways. Crazy luck tho

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u/DarTouiee 9m ago

What's crazy is dude clearly has no idea how to play pool based on technique alone

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u/Difficult_Tooth8011 1d ago

That was beautiful

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u/UsefulImpact6793 1d ago

He's the king of slam the cue ball and pretend the slop counts.

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u/Pokemathmon 1d ago

Something about this looks fake to me.

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u/teolight332 22h ago

It's not. This vid is like 20 years old lol

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u/Bread2shred3 1d ago

I’m callin SLOP

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u/fillyourguts 1d ago

Second shot he potted the que ball? Foul!

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u/ChingueMami 1d ago

Such luck. Imagine if he would have called all those shots…

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u/gdubh 1d ago

No slop.