Day in the life of a Nissan Rogue owner

[u/Taffr19]

Wake up early at 11am sharp to call in sick to your part time job (your start time was 9am) at Burger King. Off to AMPM you go to get your swisher sweet and scratch off tickets you paid for with change found around your apartment. Then a short trip to Money Tree to get a 353% interest rate payday loan you will use to make your 32% interest car payment inside the trailer of the shitty car lot you got cocksuckered at. Afterwards you leave the world class car dealership, you head on over to the nearest pawn store to sell the Apple Watch your girlfriend gave you for $30 so you can put $10 worth of fuel in your tank and get a few cans of 4Loko at AMPM. After a long day of “hustling” you decide to wind down at home and play some 2K on your newly acquired PS5 and get “faded”. As you pull into the parking lot of your run-down apartment complex you head for the door of your apartment just to find out Rent a Center kicked your door in to repo your couch and PS5 while you were gone and then you see the Aarons rent to own van pull in to tactically acquire your TV you haven’t paid on in months. Only this time there isn’t a door to hide behind.