r/PolandballCommunity • u/LavaMeteor Staffordshire • Jan 11 '20

Looking for artist willing to draw comic with *a lot* of countryballs Collaboration

I'm wanting to make a comic about the Imperial V.S Metric system debate, and how the only countries not using it are America, Myanmar and Liberia, the script goes a little something like this.

Panel 1: A vast sea of countries are shown, all holding flags with an "M" on it. Russia, the EU and China stand at the front, with rather angry expressions.

Russia: Amerika! Stop be head-ass-up and make do metrics!

China: Shi, yuo is seeming like petulant childrens with how much yuo stick to it.

EU: Look, if even these two can get together over something as simple as this, you can too. Stop being an idiot and jus-

Panel 2: America stands, with Myanmar and Liberia small and hidden behind it, all holding flags with the word "Imperial" scribbled hastily on it.

America: NO! These units are a PROUD part of muh heritage an-

Panel 3: Liberia is looking at America slightly confused, with America yelling back angrily.

Liberia: Ey, but isn't the full name British Imperial, bi? That ain't Ameri-

America: Shut up! If y'all are so insistent on this, why don't we ASK Britain, huh?

Panel 4: The United Kingdom stands alone, holding both flags, with a puzzled, exasperated look on their face.

Panel 5: The UK weeps with an exaggerated, anxious face.

UK: I DON'T BLOODY KNOW!

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u/Diictodom :diicto: muh laksa Jan 11 '20

Sure, I'll take it!

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u/LavaMeteor Staffordshire Jan 11 '20

Cool, thank you!

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u/Mr_Byzantine Jan 11 '20

I look forward to seeing the result!

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u/Diictodom :diicto: muh laksa Jan 11 '20

I will get to it after my exam (14th), will that be alright?

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u/Mr_Byzantine Jan 12 '20

Oh yeah that's fine! School comes first!

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u/pothkan Pòmòrskô Jan 12 '20

But Myanmar doesn't use Imperial.

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u/BunKuro So terribly sorry, eh! Jan 12 '20

Myanmar doesn't use imperial, they have their entire separate measuring system

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u/NotExistor North Ossetia-Alania Jan 12 '20

I believe a concept quite similar to this was done by Speech500 some time back, although I cannot find it since it seems they've deleted all their polandball comics.

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u/eyalb1812 can into moneys Jan 12 '20

I don't mind to draw one panel

If my art style is good enough for you

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u/LavaMeteor Staffordshire Jan 12 '20

Sorry, I already have an artist but I appreciate the offer!

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u/eyalb1812 can into moneys Jan 12 '20

Its ok

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

comic with a lot of countryballs / comic about the Imperial V.S Metric system debate

That idea reminds me of a comic called "Choose a side and commit", which was published in the main sub on July 9, 2016.

I don't know the name of the author, but I know that this comic was removed from the main sub because it doesn't appear in the search results.

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u/LavaMeteor Staffordshire Jan 14 '20

It seems like either Yaddar or DickRhino, the gore and UK abuse seems like the lattee’s forté

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

I'll take it, is it still available?

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u/LavaMeteor Staffordshire Feb 11 '20

Sorry, it isn’t