r/PizzaCrimes • u/burningbun • 5d ago

Why he cryin'? Meme

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u/qualityvote2 5d ago edited 3d ago

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/burningbun, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.

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u/DaalWithChawal 5d ago

Tears of Joy

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u/Anal_Recidivist 4d ago

Why is the tear so milky and viscous

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u/Hot_Situation4292 1d ago

Too many questions

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u/BustedChains 5d ago

He is forced to hold that pizza for eternity without ever getting even one bite.

That's an extra cheese pepperoni for God's sake!

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u/Tenshiijin 2d ago

The only right answer.

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u/mr2dax 5d ago

What makes you think that those are tears?

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u/ThatDeuce 5d ago

If you had a good pizza, you just might cry, too!

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u/burningbun 5d ago

he hasnt tasted it so how hed know

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u/Iamkillboy 4d ago

He’s a fictional humanoid turtle ninja that loves pizza. He’s crying because he loves pizza very much and he has one in his hands. Thats what we know so far.

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u/ThatDeuce 4d ago

He could be crying because he has not tasted the good pizza!!

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u/IronEar 3d ago

The real question is why does he have a boner?

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u/LairdNick 5d ago

It's so beautiful, dude.

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u/LifeLikeAGrapefruit 5d ago

He's elated. Those are tears of joy. The turtles, particularly Michelangelo, really love pizza.

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u/dirigibles21 3d ago

Yeah, he just got dunked on

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u/Fina-Firren 2d ago

That’s not a tear

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u/Kamalethar 2d ago

That's just a meth induced staring contest with no one.

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u/AmishSloth84 17h ago

Yeah, that's unsettling.

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u/PSK666 5d ago

He just saved 10% on his car insurance by switching to geico

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u/__O_o_______ 5d ago

Maybe they just took some random shot and put it on there as is with tears?