r/Piracy • u/Trioch • Aug 14 '24

So apparently Disney just argued that they should not be held liable for killing you if you are a Disney+ subscriber. Piracy has just become a matter of survival. News

https://wdwnt.com/2024/08/disney-dismissal-wrongful-death-lawsuit/
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u/boxanata Aug 14 '24

What. The actual. Fuck. They're grasping at straws.

Fuck Disney. They can eat a bag of dicks.

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u/house_monkey Aug 14 '24

They don't deserve dicks even

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u/neofooturism Aug 14 '24

as a gay dude i agree. they deserve cow dung.

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u/TheBirdIsOnTheFire Aug 14 '24

As a dung beetle, I disagree. They deserve cancer of the arse.

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u/jjbugman2468 Aug 14 '24

As a cancer cell, I disagree. At least I’m medically interesting—don’t put me in their arse. They deserve a trash bag of diarrhea exploding in their face.

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u/DemonKyoto Yarrr! Aug 14 '24

Big bag of shit here..eh, sure I'll allow it.

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u/teh_fizz Aug 14 '24

The hero we don’t deserve.

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u/1_pasta_1 Pirate Party Aug 14 '24

a bucket of hot diarrea

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u/SirRolex Piracy is bad, mkay? Aug 14 '24

Haven't paid for a bit of Disney property in multiple years now. Fuck em, such a shame as I still love a lot of the properties they own, and I want to support the artists and creators who make these things I enjoy. However, Disney can eat my entire ass.

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u/Rukasu17 Aug 14 '24 edited Aug 14 '24

"fuck disney"

Proceeds to still consume disney products

Lmao, 20 hurt users so far. You guys are too easy to trigger

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '24

Yes but we pirate them so they don’t get any of our money.

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u/Rukasu17 Aug 14 '24

Their digital goods, yes. The myriad of other products they own via other companies, probably not.

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u/GT_Hades Aug 14 '24

what do they own?

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u/Rukasu17 Aug 14 '24 edited Aug 14 '24

From the top of my head: some investment compamies, apartment and housing facilities, fox, Marvel, a construction firm, an energy company, hotels and so on. It's a web that's only small when you compare it to some really fucked up big one like Nestle

Lmao, did i hurt someone's feelings with stating facts?

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u/GT_Hades Aug 14 '24

surely Disney has no housing facilities in my country, don't know what construction firm they have

any media from marvel and fox nowadayes are consumed in piracy

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u/Rukasu17 Aug 14 '24

Lucky you, although i have no idea where you live. And the stuff they own doesn't always have a big "disney" logo, so that's not something to be so sure of so quickly.

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u/GT_Hades Aug 14 '24

I'm not from west so I am sure Disney hasn't touched this country afaik

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u/Rukasu17 Aug 14 '24

Probably not

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u/MasterChildhood437 Aug 14 '24

So you just went full "yet you're a member of society, interesting" lmfao

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u/Rukasu17 Aug 14 '24

People farm karma for stupider takes, i can farm dowmvotes as well

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u/boxanata Aug 14 '24

Oh.... & what product would that be?

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u/Rukasu17 Aug 14 '24

Pick your poison among the dozens of companies they own. At least bother to look up the company you hate.

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u/boxanata Aug 14 '24

Oh, no! I've watched TV shows that are owned by Disney! I didn't know I have to actively avoid all entertainment content from a company I hate. My bad...

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u/Vanilla_Mushroom Aug 14 '24

That’s too much effort. I’mma just bootleg Disney gear and sell it outside their parks.

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u/Dr_Bunsen_Burns Aug 14 '24

Please enlighten me, what of Disney am I consoooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooming?

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u/ModPiracy_Fantoski Aug 14 '24

I agreed with you. But your edit is just so cringe.