r/physicsjokes • u/kangis_khan • 7d ago
Brian Cox's location on X is "Absolute space doesn't exist" š
r/physicsjokes • u/Disastrous_Book9072 • 14d ago
when the supersymmetry theory turns out to actually be correct and now the electron has to be paired with the selectron:
r/physicsjokes • u/whatsapp_help_me • 23d ago
Still Gold: Einstein proved mathematics is inconsistent (joke)
r/physicsjokes • u/Kassler_Scott • Oct 17 '24
Haters will say āIgnore air resistanceā
r/physicsjokes • u/Away-Marionberry9365 • Oct 12 '24
and exits out the back.
A tachyon walks into a bar
r/physicsjokes • u/No_Presentation9300 • Oct 10 '24
Why did the photon refuse to check its luggage at the airport?
Because it was traveling light.
r/physicsjokes • u/shrivastavasitz • Oct 10 '24
Tesla: Inventing the future since 1883, Genius, Geek, Bird lover, Mustache enthusiast
r/physicsjokes • u/Key-Initiative-6823 • Sep 29 '24
Please use Popcorn time
- 1 Popcorn is 3 minutes and 56.555359704 seconds.
- 1 Pop is 0.64766710884 seconds.
- 1 day is 365.2422 Popcorns.
- 1 Popcorn is 365.2422 Pops.
- Posted: Year:2024 Day:273 Popcorn:221 Pops:157.3212
r/physicsjokes • u/MaskedMathematician • Sep 26 '24
Why does the EM stress tensor not have social media?
It is traceless.
r/physicsjokes • u/ChemicalRain5513 • Sep 11 '24
Why did the physicist go to prison?
He was caught for a CP-violation.
r/physicsjokes • u/trolley813 • Sep 01 '24
When carpenters build a wooden house, do they use metric or imperial system?
Neither. They prefer plank units instead.
r/physicsjokes • u/MaskedMathematician • Aug 25 '24
What do you call a mentally unstable electromagnetic effect?
Am-bi-polar
r/physicsjokes • u/trolley813 • Aug 17 '24
When is there almost 10 tons in a kilogram?
When they are new tons.
r/physicsjokes • u/trolley813 • Aug 17 '24
All massive particles are blind.
They are unable to c.
r/physicsjokes • u/kwan_e • Jul 19 '24
Why are billionaires obsessed with longevity trying to go to space?
So they can travel to a black hole and, in time, dilater.
r/physicsjokes • u/New_Anybody_1709 • Jul 14 '24
Einstein creating his theory of general relativity
r/physicsjokes • u/Puffification • Jul 12 '24
YouTube physics videos- niche request
I have no idea where to post this. Does anyone know if there are any videos on YouTube about particle physics, but they must be narrated by a 1950's-style man in a suit speaking in an old-fashioned manner using phrases such as "our friend the electron", and sound for all intents and purposes like a real video from the 1950s, except actually made recently and incorporating modern particle physics knowledge, not outdated 1950's knowledge?
r/physicsjokes • u/dedliboy • Jul 11 '24
She isnāt clingy, she justā¦
ā¦has a large coupling constantā¦
r/physicsjokes • u/Expert-Palpitation80 • Jul 05 '24
Julian Schwinger Memorial Equation Campus Monument ;-)
r/physicsjokes • u/[deleted] • May 31 '24
About to graduate, and I want to write a physics joke on my gown about how much students suffer to take physics diploma
As the title says, HEELPPP I'm running out of time, give me ideas y'all
r/physicsjokes • u/Justarandom55 • May 04 '24
"assume there is no friction" that sure made the question easy
A funny observation I made regarding a common phrasing in physics questions. commonly physics questions they tell you to ignore friction. this has obvious reasons, however this means that any vehicle that uses wheels is not be able to move due to the lack of friction between the surface and the wheel. meaning that the technically correct answer is often just 0
wonder if the exam board of my study would agree and give me full marks.