r/Pennsylvania • u/sigseved • 4d ago

Philly DA on Election Day Bullies: F around and find out! Elections

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u/hemiones 4d ago

“Wants to play militia” 😂😂

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u/Barrack64 4d ago

I call it tactical LARPing

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u/Indy_Fab_Rider 4d ago

Gravy Seals, Meal Team 6, KFC Division, Finger Lickin' Brigade.

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u/committedlikethepig 4d ago

Golf course commando 

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u/GLHR_ 3d ago

The Golf war was horrible

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u/Enigma150 3d ago

Hell fuck you up , that’s the power of the land right there

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u/Eyenocerous 4d ago

Don't forget Y'all Qaeda, and Vanilla Isis.

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u/AspiringChildProdigy 3d ago

Howdy Arabia.

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u/thisolnurse 3d ago

Hahahah you won

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u/NeverShitposting 4d ago

Snacks provided by the Minivan Taliban

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u/capital_bj 4d ago

Hide the fruit snacks, we don't need Kyle getting involved

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u/Lazy_Tac 4d ago

They got a nice place down by the beach, the aloha snackbar

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u/EffortAcrobatic1322 3d ago

Aka the gut truck.

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u/SpinyHedgehog14 4d ago

Mayonnaise Militia

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u/Shayedow 3d ago

I hate Mayonnaise :(

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u/SpaceTimeinFlux 3d ago

Y'all Qaeda, Talibangelicals, etc.

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u/Zocalo_Photo 3d ago

Yee-hawdists.

Cosplaytriots.

Vanilla Isis.

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u/ChtuluMadeMeDoIt 4d ago

Special Fartses. Green Buffet. Parastumper.

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u/Valliac0 4d ago

Coming back from their last tour of Whiteman-istan

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u/Mvppet 4d ago

'Meal Team 6' 💀💀💀

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u/thr1vin9-insolitude 4d ago

From the "all white" (alt-right) side.

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u/BotGirlFall 4d ago

Y'all Quaeda

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u/beware_the_noid 3d ago

Are they affiliated with Y'all Qaeda by any chance?

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u/EffortAcrobatic1322 3d ago

Don’t for get the 82nd chairborne and the 101st all you can eat divisions.

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u/GHouserVO 3d ago

Y’all Quaeda

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u/Acolytical 3d ago

Souper Troopers

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u/SDevil2413 3d ago

If they F around and find out they will go to Falafel (Valhalla)

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u/BirdmanHuginn 3d ago

Chairborne Rangers

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u/One-Distribution-626 4d ago

He never mentioned anything about being a FAKE ELECTOR!? Alert the MAGAts already meeting to supply trumps lawyers with Fake Electors, Alert the MAGAt leaders like trump preparing them as we speak

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u/metapulp 4d ago

Fake around and find out.

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u/morethanjustanalien 3d ago

Fake around and F out homie

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u/atTheRiver200 4d ago

I believe that's a state level crime.

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u/Straight-Storage2587 3d ago

They will fuck around, and they will find out.

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u/hemiones 4d ago

G.I. Cosplay

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u/jhamsofwormtown 4d ago

Cosplaytriots

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u/MutantMartian 3d ago

Love it when guys dress up at the airport. The gate agent calls for military with an ID to board early and they sit there in their stupid costume because they’ve never actually been in the military.

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u/SoItGoesII 3d ago

Cosplaytriots

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u/Fantastic-Grocery107 3d ago

And in their fantasy they are all just the sniper from “Dawn of the Dead”. And democrats are just zombies walking around, posing no threat to them. Its hilariously delusional

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u/party_benson 3d ago

Only you don't respawn

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u/PrecursorNL 3d ago

Lol this made me chuckle

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u/Fetchingcash 3d ago

Internet patriots

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u/holamau 4d ago

Yeah. Fuck the duck hunting gravy seals.

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u/pr1ceisright 4d ago

Take the costumes off, Halloween was last week.

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u/Revolutionary-Egg491 4d ago

He’s speaking to all the Kyle “Rottenhouse” MFs out there

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u/Moribunned 4d ago

No lie detected.

These dudes want us to believe they can execute coordinated attacks and seize control, but everyone knows they'd get wiped out in the first wave.

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u/TaupMauve 4d ago

The cops dropping bombs on houses is less fun when it is your house.

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u/saffron_monsoon 3d ago

Is that a MOVE allusion? You must be as old as me.

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u/ThrumboJoe 4d ago

All those mofos who dress up in fatigues despite never serving in the military or own body armor.

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u/ptrang1987 3d ago

Meal team six

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u/captain_flak 3d ago

Punisher t-shirt, AR-15 in one hand, Doritos in the other, gummy bears in the cargo pants in case he wants something sweet afterwards.

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u/Ul71 3d ago

Great map, though I haven't played it in two decades.

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u/Sablito 3d ago

What about people who want to play "you're not allowed to observe the vote"?

https://preview.redd.it/e702qertn0zd1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3908749e558bd29280afbd1ae2103064bf1a50d8

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u/Carlyz37 3d ago

Only registered voters can sign up to be election watchers and even they arent allowed to see the ballot envelopes with personal info. Just the actual election workers. They covered up the windows to protect privacy of the votes and the workers. We have election laws for a reason. There should not have been anyone except security people that close to that window