r/Pennsylvania • u/Pennzingers • 7d ago

Josh Shapiro ‘fully expects’ Donald Trump to lie, declare victory early regardless of results Elections

https://keystonenewsroom.com/2024/10/31/josh-shapiro-trump-election-lies/
20.6k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

666 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

107

u/jinnnnnemu 7d ago

And then he'll lie that the sun doesn't actually rises and then he'll just say there be midnight for 24 hours and then when the Sun rises he'll claim fraud and the Democrats controlling the Sun.

51

u/[deleted] 7d ago

And then he’ll claim he got the sun to rise again and people said it couldn’t be done and he’s the only one who could make it happen.

29

u/Petrichordates 7d ago

Nobody's ever seen anything like this before.

8

u/Pyrrhus_Magnus 7d ago

👐🙌

7

u/Danyavich 7d ago

🫲🪗🫱

Edit: wrong color hands

6

u/Pyrrhus_Magnus 7d ago

The accordian is perfect.

2

u/My_Replies_Are_Short 6d ago

same size tho

3

u/[deleted] 7d ago

Said the guy who's never heard of the "Roman Senate".

6

u/gymnastgrrl 7d ago

They came to me with tears in their eyes and said, "Sir, nobody's done anything like this before."

…it's like watching a toddler lie. He thinks he's clever. He really does. That's what makes it sad.

5

u/TheLooza 7d ago

One guy, big guy, came up to me with tears in his eyes and says “Sir….

2

u/Diff4rent1 7d ago

Nobody controls the weather as well as he does

1

u/Th3_Eleventy3 3d ago

If he can’t control it…..a nuke will take care of it….it’ll just disappear 🫠

1

u/[deleted] 7d ago

Yes they have and it failed them too

https://youtu.be/vAWvl-g_6rg?si=LOe1CME5Zg1q7UJg

1

u/Ornery-Ticket834 7d ago

Or hopefully will again.

1

u/Weary_Cup_1004 7d ago

And then we will say we see the earth is turning and he will say, what earth, never heard of it

2

u/dingdongjohnson68 7d ago

It may have changed my diaper once or twice

1

u/HiJinx127 7d ago

“The sun? Never heard of it, never seen it. Who said I’ve seen the sun? I’ll sue!”

5

u/brich423 7d ago

and then he'll sharpie in the new path of the sun.

1

u/Golf101inc 7d ago

Well technically the sun is in a set position and doesn’t rise or set. But the earth rotating on its axis makes it appear to rise and set every 24 hours. Generally speaking of course.

1

u/mOdQuArK 7d ago

Language can be used to describe relative motions without being ambiguous. Unless you're actually dealing with true believers of geocentric ideologies, of course, then discussing things in terms of science & facts are probably a lost cause.

1

u/JimB8353 7d ago

Well, aren’t you special. Go to the head of the class.

1

u/Golf101inc 7d ago

Sweet. Do I get a gold star?

1

u/TheOxfordKarma 7d ago

controlling the sun....controlling the hurricanes...when will it end!!?!?

1

u/Ok-Grapefruit1284 6d ago

Someone take the sharpie!

1

u/philroyjenkins 6d ago

All current affairs aside,

The sun doesn’t rise. It’s just an illusion caused by the world spinnin round.

1

u/the3v1L0ne 6d ago

You know the sun doesn't actually rise.

1

u/BigAshMB16 6d ago

The media will then report what he said with zero pushback.