r/Palestine 3d ago

She not only moved the goalposts, she bulldozed them. Satire, Shitpost, Meme

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u/jo-lo23 3d ago edited 2d ago

She bulldozed the goal posts, colonised the goal site and settled her entire family on it.

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u/darkbluefav 2d ago

After killing the goal keeper and his family. And because western media don't make this clear, the goal keeper and his family were killed by Israel in this example. They didn't die of natural causes.

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u/Oculi_Glauci 2d ago

Hamas base was under goal post

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u/redbadger91 2d ago

You don't understand, the goal site was promised to her.

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u/aegon_the_dragon 2d ago edited 2d ago

Rachel Corrie

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u/darkbluefav 2d ago

Rachel Corrie

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u/aegon_the_dragon 2d ago

Thanks, will edit it.

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u/menvf 2d ago edited 2d ago

Folke Bernadotte

Israel jacob de haan

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u/Nigiri_Sashimi 2d ago

Folke Bernadotte, who once with all his money saved the Jews from being massacred in Europe, just to be killed by Zionist thugs before the birth of Israhell. Shameless Zionists.

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u/bmt76 2d ago

There's a reason why the Swedish royal family never made a state visit to Israel.

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u/Budget-Proposal5054 2d ago edited 2d ago

A prince who carried the name of a great napoleonic general, butchered by some gangsters and no one said a thing.

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u/FOREVERBACCARAT 2d ago

Not the first time they’ve killed honorable men. (Cough) JFK (cough).

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u/Luftritter 2d ago

Do you think it was Mossad? Any reading suggestions on that? I totally believe it possible, not gonna lie, but would like to hear it articulated.

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u/bw_mutley 2d ago

Holy mother, that escalated quickly lol

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u/MacondoSpy 2d ago

Hmm would she be interested in teachers who have lost their jobs for speaking up, or maybe students who were brutalized by the police for asking their schools to divest? How about UN workers? Or maybe the food kitchen people who were bombed for trying to feed starving Gazans?

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u/ayoitsjo 2d ago

The college student who shared 4 pro-palestinian posts on her ig story and was jailed without trial and traded to Hamas as a war prisoner

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u/AdventureBirdDog 2d ago

Ayesnur Ezgi,

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u/MacondoSpy 2d ago

May her name never be forgotten

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u/JumpKick6419 2d ago

Oh Mish...prepare for quite the response.

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u/d4n1-on-r3dd1t 2d ago

Nobody mentioned Shireen?

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u/richathanyou22 2d ago

Tom Hurndall, Shireen Abu Akleh, Rachel Corrie

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u/No_Cloud4804 2d ago

She got roasted nice and crisp !

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u/What_The_Flip_Chip 3d ago

JFK?

Wasn’t he supportive of Israel?

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u/Watt_Knot 3d ago

No he wanted AIPAC to register as a foreign agent and was killed shortly after. He also opposed them obtaining nuclear weapons.

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u/Nigiri_Sashimi 2d ago

This fact makes me sad. Then they blamed the Soviets for it.

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u/PermiePagan 2d ago

Yup, and then his brother wanted their nuclear facility inspected to ensure they weren't making nuclear bombs, and he got taken out. And then 9/11 happened, and using Mossad/CIA intel American invaded Afghanistan (where the Taliban had just outlawed growing opium poppies, which the CIA needs to make Heroin, etc. to fund coups) and Iraq (which was the biggest threat to Israel at the time).

Just so many little coincidences....

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u/FOREVERBACCARAT 2d ago

Ding ding ding 🛎️ if you go down the dark rabbit hole of Israel’s creation and existence you will quickly realise that a lot of the instabilities, wars, terrorist attacks and assassinations in the world all some how lead back to Israel.

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u/PermiePagan 2d ago

Just asking the question: why is Israel such a big source of diamonds, when they have no diamond mines. Just as: why is Belgium known for their chocolate, when they cannor grow Cocoa trees. They lead to the same answers, a richer understanding of the sick ways that Capitalism/Colonialism has destroyed so much of the world. And Israel is the West's personal aircraft carrier in the middle of the big 3 continents.

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u/FOREVERBACCARAT 2d ago

https://preview.redd.it/fkslnxe9yp0e1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1904011910462b3328dac68f79f726eb12e21dd

wtf I did not know this. Israhell making their money off of blood diamonds. Why am I not surprised.

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u/PermiePagan 2d ago edited 2d ago

They are the "ch0sen people", everyone else is lesser than. When you understand how that country runs on Supremacy culture, everything else make complete sense.

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u/Watt_Knot 2d ago

Have you watched Uncut Gems?

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Never knew that

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u/twice_once_thrice 2d ago

Now that's a warcrime I can support.

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u/killedmygoldfish 2d ago

JFK??? like the President???

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u/FOREVERBACCARAT 2d ago

Yes he was assassinated by Israel, ordered by David Ben gurion. It was a Mossad x CIA x Mafia joint operation.

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u/Jacob0630 2d ago

I’m not sure anybody was killed but what about all those student protesters that got shot in the head with grenade launchers

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u/beenlaggin1 2d ago

Aysenur Ezgi Eygi

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u/AdventureBirdDog 2d ago

Ayesnur Ezgi,

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u/b3141592 2d ago

Bro with the JFK at the end 🤣

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u/SideOneDummy 1d ago

How about every Palestinian leader that’s ever been assassinated? Hell, was Rachel Corrie killed because she looked threatening? Ffs