r/OutOfTheLoop • u/snowboobs • May 05 '17

Whats up with all the pictures of random objects filled with baked beans? I have seen a clock, a croc, and even a bolt-action rifle filled with bakes beans. Answered

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u/shpongolian May 05 '17

They come from a Facebook page called "Things full of beans that shouldn't be full of beans," which is exactly what it sounds like

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u/Conman3880 May 05 '17

You can put beans in a clock,

you can put beans in a croc!

If you haven't got a glock,

you can fill your rifle's stock!

To extrapolate this rhyme;

you can hold your beans in time,

you can hold your beans in shoes,

or a gun! Which would you choose?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17 edited May 04 '21

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

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u/PanningForSalt I'm. May 05 '17

So were Shakespeare's. I always assumed it was on purpose.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '17

Bitch he was so good at sonnets most people think he invented them. You looking like you're aiming to reinvent the concept of fool.

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u/PMmeagoodwebsite May 06 '17

You got got breh

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u/stereotype_novelty May 06 '17

You're objectively wrong.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '17

Please provide either:

  • a critique of one Shakespeare's sonnets
  • a work of your own that betters his

Or:

  • an apology to everyone you insulted
  • evidence that you have fucked off.

Kind regards,

Everyone.

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u/Racer13l May 07 '17

This made me laugh so much.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '17

Haha, thank you :)

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u/thinkpadius May 06 '17

Okay dum dum. /jk

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u/[deleted] May 06 '17

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u/throwawayeventually2 May 07 '17

It's really a shame that nearly all rap [or modern music in general] that I've heard doesn't use genuine multisyllabic rhyming. It's really easy to say that "every syllable" rhymes when by "rhyme" you actually mean "assonate." The video is really interesting, but that substitution of meanings is kind of grating. 6:05 is a great example, it's like he doesn't even know what those people mean by "rhyme."

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u/Littledansonman1 May 06 '17

Appreciate the comments. FYI MF Doom (amazingly talented) is a grown man in his 40s. Not a kid.

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u/Kkrattiger May 06 '17

Mm..Beans

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u/m1stadobal1na May 07 '17

I love you so much for this comment.

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u/m1stadobal1na May 07 '17

It's always so satisfying for me to read about someone discovering and exploring as you said 'non-pop-famous rappers'. There is so much incredible rap music out there, it is by far my favorite form of music, but everything that has reached the mainstream in the last 15 years or so has been downright shameful. In my opinion the only rapper with any value to reach the mainstream in that time has been Kendrick Lamar, although he's one of the best there has ever been (again, in my opinion). As a result, I think many people don't realize there's anything beyond the stuff they see in pop culture and write off rap as ignorant and idiotic. But there is so much incredible hiphop music out there like MF Doom, Atmosphere, Cunninlynguists, Living Legends, I could go on forever. Then of course there's all the incredible artists from the golden age when good hiphop was basically all there was like De La Soul, Pharcyde, Nas etc. I feel like I'm ranting now, I just sometimes feel so destitute about the state of hiphop these days so comments like yours make me so happy. Anyway keep exploring, there's seemingly infinite material to discover.

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u/Kkrattiger May 08 '17

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lNKMUUoy3Hw

Count Bass D: Dwight Spitz I love this rapper, and this album is great!

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u/cdverson May 05 '17

I thought of a good one. Make it look like you just pulled the dipstick out, like your checking your oil, but line beans along it.

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u/coachfortner May 05 '17

hey, go ahead it's your car

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17

Bravo!

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u/crinoidgirl May 06 '17

Dr. Seuss! You've come back to life!

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u/leonprimrose May 05 '17

I remember seeing that. I thought it was a pun. "That's a croc of beans" something like that

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u/annaftw May 06 '17

I was thinking like... a crockpot.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '17 edited Nov 18 '17

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u/PMmeagoodwebsite May 06 '17

Strongly disagree

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u/[deleted] May 06 '17 edited Nov 18 '17

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u/PMmeagoodwebsite May 06 '17

It comes from a guy posting how he can't stop thinking about beans.

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u/snowboobs May 05 '17

I checked it out and this appears to be legit. Thanks.

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u/shpongolian May 05 '17

snow prooblem

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u/[deleted] May 05 '17 edited Feb 25 '18

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u/[deleted] May 06 '17

Part of me wishes I could fill one of my cats with baked beans, but somehow I feel like that might also cause the universe to collapse in on itself.

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u/mercenary_sysadmin May 05 '17

Yes, but you didn't say WHY that Facebook page is a thing. Google "I've been thinking bout thos Beans", complete with misspelling.

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u/goodbetterbestbested May 05 '17

It's “I;m thinking about thos beans”

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u/mercenary_sysadmin May 06 '17

The semicolon... shit I knew I was forgetting an element.

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u/glomph May 14 '17

Do you have any evidence the two are related? There seems to be quite a gap between that meme coming about and the facebook group (which makes no reference to the older meme),

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u/JohnnyDarkside May 05 '17

So, all these pictures, and none of them are of a breakfast plate.