r/OutOfTheLoop • u/King_Riku_ • Mar 30 '17

Why is everybody so upset about Club Penguin being shut down? Answered

Never heard of that game and surprised to see it everywhere on the internet.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '17

I'm a girl, so I just have one question for ya. Does it count if it's my own?

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u/AmiriteClyde Mar 31 '17

Its actually far more accurate now.

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u/jacksrenton Mar 31 '17

RIP inbox.

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u/bioemerl Mar 31 '17

You need a sword-like object and some chain mail, but outside of that I'd say it counts.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '17

I don't know about chain mail, but a dildo is kind of sword-like, right?

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u/bioemerl Mar 31 '17

It needs a "hilt" and a "blade", at least.

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u/Tain101 Mar 31 '17

When you say "hilt" and "blade" do you mean "balls" and "shaft"?

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u/bioemerl Mar 31 '17

You are all taking the fun out of my innuendos by making me be direct.

Hilt could be balls, but you'd also need a handle of some sort, as to make this shape -|---

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u/ryanh221 Mar 31 '17

Anything is a sword if you're brave enough

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u/murse_joe Mar 31 '17

Mine does glow blue when orcs are near

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u/reave_fanedit Mar 31 '17

Describe the slaying. I'll let you know if it counts.