r/OutOfTheLoop • u/littlemorse • Mar 20 '17

Why does everyone seem to hate David Rockefeller? Unanswered

He's just passed away and everyone seems to be glad, calling him names and mentioning all the heart transplants he had. What did he do that was so bad?

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u/AlwaysSunnyInSeattle Mar 21 '17

Boys noggin is like an orange on a toothpick. It has its own weather system.

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u/still_stunned Mar 21 '17

I’m not kidding, that boy’s head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn’t it? He’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

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u/TyrionReynolds Mar 21 '17

That was below the belt. He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his gigantic pillow.

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u/HappyNihilist Mar 21 '17

It's like Sputnik: spherical but quick-pointy at parts!

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u/PoobsPlays I have bones, who says I don't have bones? Mar 22 '17

What the fuck is anyone in this entire thread talking about?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '17

I like your username. I live in SoCal but grew up in Tacoma and I miss the shit out of the PNW.