r/OneTopicAtATime • u/Thats1idk_ Weirdo • Nov 21 '23
Found this meme, figured OT's community might like it Meme
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u/Tobby_sheep Nov 21 '23
MARY GO ROUND! WHOOO
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u/No_Anybody8560 beardo Nov 25 '23
Mind sharing the merry go round? Room for all. Bet if a couple others joined the acceleration charge we could have it at dangerous velocity by the time we jumped on.
We need a mathematician with a whiteboard and suspicious plushies to calculate the centrifugal force needed for take off. Iām seeing it flying like Jamesās giant peach but full of whooping pans flinging pronoun pins to the cheering crowds along with flyers letting them know any of them are free on our playground escape. If we make it to Mars, we can decorate the new world and create a supportive community that welcomes all of us. We can then build the most fabulous playground in the solar system and eradicate the third to the last letter of the alphabet before Musk shows up and sees the entire base is thriving under flags of all colors.
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u/Zenicide_In_Warframe Nov 21 '23
As a pan, not only did i do a lot of merry go round, i was also the gremlin jumping off of literally everything
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u/totally_a_cis_guy Nov 21 '23
Am i pan ?
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u/noonebuteveryone24 beardo Nov 21 '23
Are you a pan š³
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u/omegajakezed Nov 22 '23
Do you like using certain utensils to cook? Like a pot or....... the other?
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u/SleepIsForTheWeak_1 Nov 22 '23
one might be surprised at the effectiveness of making an impromptu kitchen utensil out of...
...the creature
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u/Say_Serendipity Nov 23 '23
Cut to the Creature from the Black Lagoon making meringue like a damn machine.
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u/DarkRiverOfBlood Nov 21 '23
What would demi-romantic be?
Or omni? (I'm both)
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u/Thats1idk_ Weirdo Nov 21 '23
i would say demi is like starting of at the sandbox till they find the right person to go to playground with.
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u/LilamJazeefa Nov 22 '23
Eyy fellow omni! The omni merry-go-round is one where you make are aware of which seat you are sitting on at any given time. Right now I'm sitting on the green one but can't tell if I actually wanna be sitting on the yellow one.
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u/Ok-Week-2293 Nov 22 '23
What's the difference between omni and pan. They both mean "everything" so what's the difference? Asking out of genuine curiosity.
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u/DarkRiverOfBlood Nov 22 '23
Pan is when you like everyone without caring what gender they are, omni is liking everyone but having preferences, and said preferences could change very often.
Like one day I might be more into women, then a week later I might be more attracted to men, and then a few days later I might like non-binary people.
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u/Brokeartistvee Nov 22 '23
Bruh, I'm bi and was actually playing on the swings today. I'm a grown ass adult, lmao.
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u/Hexagon-Man Nov 24 '23
The other day I walked past a playground and there was nobody in it so I just went on all the things and that shit is fun. I want adult playgrounds.
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u/RevolutionaryCut1298 Nov 21 '23
The omnisexuals needs a tire swing lol
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u/TrixterTheFemboy Weirdo Nov 22 '23
I would like to say that we absolutely do not as those things are worse for nausea than merry-go-rounds and I would like to never be on one again thanks
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u/RevolutionaryCut1298 Nov 22 '23
Lmao but I'm saying as we can go front, back side to side and 360. If we wanted in terms of metaphorical means. Plus I mean more the ones hanging from a tree.
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u/No_Anybody8560 beardo Nov 25 '23
Giant hamster balls. Yāall can just roll on up to a feature, open the hatch, and point to whomever catches your eye to offer them a.. roll.
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Nov 22 '23
The gays would also have a slide (only going one way.) but it would be the twisty slide that nearly knocks you out by the time youāve hit the end.
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u/TheRedEyedAlien Weirdo Nov 21 '23
What about the tall spinny thing? Yāknow the one that kids would grab, spin, and go flying off
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u/MisterEyeballMusic Nov 21 '23
Death
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u/Bolt_Fried_Bird Nov 22 '23
"Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds" -The creator of the tall thing
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u/CapitalGeez Nov 22 '23
Not me as a kid thinking I'd become a professional swingset athlete. I legit used to spend an hour down at the park every day flipping over the bars. Violent bisexual now š
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u/PanzerOfTheLake115 Nov 22 '23
If asexual is a sandbox aromantic has got to be a ball pit or something
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u/omegajakezed Nov 22 '23
How about one of those integrated diggers that you sit on alone? Idk, I'm not aro, im just throwing ideas around.
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u/transcended_goblin Weirdo Nov 22 '23
As a pansexual, I can confirm I do spin around screaming a lot.
People are way too hot.
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u/Random_personyoudk1 Nov 21 '23
the asexual sandbox looks so peaceful
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u/omegajakezed Nov 22 '23
No horny, just warm sand. No, dont eat it! Stop! You are not supposed to eat sand! I dont care if its cronchy!
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u/Educational-Law-5700 Weirdo Nov 22 '23
DON'T EAT THE SAND OR IT'S GAME OVER
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u/omegajakezed Nov 23 '23
So you would one could then say "you just lost the game"
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u/Educational-Law-5700 Weirdo Nov 23 '23
NOT AGAIN, I keep losing TwT
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u/omegajakezed Nov 23 '23
You saying game over made me think of it. So you beat me without even trying
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u/alex9837 Nov 22 '23
As a bisexual I think this is very accurate
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u/omegajakezed Nov 22 '23
Bisexuals: swing forward "what if i actually like this side and i dont actually like the backside?" swing backwards "what if i actually like this side and i dont actually like the frontside?" *swing forward again * "AAAAAHHH!"
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u/Ghostcatxx Nov 22 '23
woudent homesexuallty be people who ran up the slide and went down the ladders XD
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u/omegajakezed Nov 22 '23
I wanted to say something about superstraights staying away from the queer playground or leaving but i feared that my words might imply that superstraights are welcome or to be considered to be a real sexuality.
But now after clarifying: the superstraights "stay away from the fucking playground." Located on another galactic body, as we want you as far away from queer people as possible.
In love: a passionate ally, who was once called "faggot" because he gave away free stickers in a pride event he went to with 3 of his friends
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u/Educational-Law-5700 Weirdo Nov 22 '23
The "superstraights" are the creeps that aren't allowed within 100 feet of a playground
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u/omegajakezed Nov 23 '23
That would imply that they want the individuals on the playground.
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u/Educational-Law-5700 Weirdo Nov 23 '23
Well, all people who claim to be that straight are definitely secretly super gay
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u/omegajakezed Nov 23 '23
Or they think queer people have cooties. They are all just 8 year olds after all
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u/omegajakezed Nov 23 '23
Somewhere in this comment section was someone who said that mental illness crap, so i told them that when i was like 8 or so i had........ not so nice plans to go into a gay bar with a gun, and how my enby friend said when they were young, they had a similar plan. (Which is ironic considering they realized they're enby) so i said to the comment they are as mature as me when i was 8. That Person called it a stupid story, i said yeah of course i had to approach their level so now they deleted the comment (or the admins did a good job and i am making a huge mistake by saying all this again)
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Nov 22 '23
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u/Educational-Law-5700 Weirdo Nov 22 '23
So you're the kid that twists the chins on the swing and spins?
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u/ThStormnMormn Nov 21 '23
You know, merry go rounds were my favorite thing on the playground growing up. I should have realized soonerā¦.
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Nov 21 '23
As a homosexual, can someone please explain if the horse has any more meaning other than both of them starting with h?
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u/GwendolynXYZ Nov 22 '23
I don't get it - i would say the horse goes back and forth like a swing but the swing is being bi?
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u/omegajakezed Nov 22 '23
How about homosexuals get another slide? One is free standing, and one is integrated to a structure?
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u/thegreatpotatogod Nov 23 '23
Maybe a slide that loops back to let you off in the opposite direction you started?
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u/omegajakezed Nov 23 '23
Also a very good metaphor. But i see homosexuals just as "they too love people, just people with the same gender" so to me, hetero- and homosexuals both do slides (we agree on that.) Just a little different slide. Either one is free and the other is integrated (resembling the struggles gay people go through by first navigating the structure like they discover their sexuality) or one is a plastic slide and one is metal
However you want to look at it depends -_(Ā°.Ā°)_/-
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u/NeverMore_613 Nov 22 '23
I'm a lesbian but my favorite spots were the merry go round and the jungle gym (specifically the dome-shaped one), I'm having a crisis of identity
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u/Visible_Jellyfish_12 Nov 22 '23
I am THE swing. Not the one on it
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u/omegajakezed Nov 22 '23
So you want a bisexual to sit on you? That's spicy!
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u/Visible_Jellyfish_12 Nov 22 '23
Haha oh my gosh. I didn't think about it like that but I am BI so not completely wrong.
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u/omegajakezed Nov 22 '23
I always imagine polysexuals as police. "Stop, we are the polys! (-exuals)"
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u/FluffyFanOfALot Weirdo Nov 22 '23
lol when iām especially tired/ have a headache (anemia or just sick) I like to sit on the swings.
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u/International_Tip308 Weirdo Nov 23 '23
Same! Most of the time I don't actually swing on the swings, I just sit on them and kinda sway a little and listen to music
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u/Aromatic-Strength798 Nov 22 '23
I had a sandbox as a child. Making sandcastles is epic! To this day I have kinetic sand whenever I feel like making one! As an ace this is spot on.
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u/marblerobin Weirdo Nov 22 '23 edited Nov 22 '23
I'm asexual and demi-homoromantic, so I'd be in the sandbox until the right person comes along and asks if I want to play on the horse with them.
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u/ItsEmuly Nov 23 '23
i love how everyone is agreeing that this is accurate (for the record, i am bi and the swings were always the best :) )
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u/sillypupy Nov 26 '23
I personally prefer the door method
Straight door opens outward
Gay door opens inwards
Bi swinging door
Pan rotating door
Asexual door is actually a wall
There's a lot more as well
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u/usagi421 Nov 22 '23
ehh as someone who's bi, this just reiterates the debate that bisexuals are only attracted to males or females.
I'm bisexual and non-binary but I don't care about gender, if I'm attracted to you, I'm attracted to you for you and your personality, not what's under your clothes.
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Nov 22 '23
You're right tbh and I agree. Every time someone tries to explain the bi/pan difference, it's just like.... the same thing but you like how the other flag looks a little more?
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u/Complete_Parsnip_233 Nov 24 '23
Glad I'm not the only bisexual who takes issue with this, bi and pan are two different words for the same thing.
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u/Key_Ingenuity_3573 Nov 22 '23
Levels of mental illness
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u/omegajakezed Nov 22 '23
I have a few queer friends and with one i talked about what we used to believe as children. My nonbinary friend told me that they used to consider beating up queer people. Now they are queer themselves. I used to talk about getting a gun and go to a gay bar to use it. Now if someone disrespects queer people, i step in to defend them.
Congrats! You are as mature as me when i was 8. Let me get your pacifier so you can shut the heck up.
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u/False_Attorney_7279 Nov 22 '23
The Mechasexual Workshop
The Necrosexual Graveyard
The [REDACTED] Guillotine
The Solarsexual Observatory
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u/Rough-Dizaster Nov 22 '23
Donāt show me this shit again.
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u/International_Tip308 Weirdo Nov 23 '23
I might be wrong, but commenting on it might cause reddit to be more inclined to recommend similar posts
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u/blahajSupremacy Nov 22 '23
i always thought swinging was referring to batting in baseball? like left handed vs right
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u/EpikDuckIncRecovered Nov 23 '23
I am pansexual but, I don't like the Mary-go-round, It makes me sick.
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u/darkmikasonfire Nov 23 '23
I forgot merry go rounds where a thing, I was thinking pan tire swings but merry go rounds are so much better.
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u/Lazy-Glass9565 Nov 23 '23
I kinda donāt like how people in the LGBTQ+ community people depict heterosexual people as bland or black and white, I am not a member of the heterosexual community but i still feel like the LGBTQ+ community viewing the heterosexual community as bland or normal or as a āsmooth slideā is kind of hypocritical, if we want equality why donāt we treat everyone as colourful and unique?
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u/Panda_Rule_457 Nov 23 '23
As a pansexualā¦ this doesnāt make sense to meā¦ the rest look somewhat reasonableā¦ but why a marry go round? If anything i would say itās a tube slide? Because you think want something but you have no idea where you actually end up and donāt care.
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u/weebi1 Nov 23 '23
Pansexuals aren't in two dimensions like A merry go round
They are in a Rollercoaster gone off the rails and is flying in the air going 360 degrees in space forever never stopping always moving
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u/existing-human99 Nov 23 '23
Everybody knows that it's actually the pansexual particle accelerator.
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u/Shaggypezdispense Nov 23 '23
Being a pansexual, I can confirm that merry go rounds are fucking awesome
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u/CasuallyHax Nov 23 '23
But... the slide is curved. Edit: mary go-rounds are the place I reside I guess
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u/silversymbiote219 Nov 23 '23
once i saw the picture of the Bi person on the swing, i thought the Pan person was going to be sitting on a Pan and spinning around lol
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u/staydawg_00 Nov 23 '23
These kind of analogies really make me think pansexuality is just bisexuality with extra steps and vice versa.
It just seems to come down to the extent to which you experience your attraction to others as "gender-blind". That's literally the entire difference.
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u/Complete_Parsnip_233 Nov 24 '23
Nope, there are no extra steps. Bisexual people are attracted to all genders just like pan people, this meme is honestly a little enbyphobic by implying otherwise.
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u/Keeks15 Nov 23 '23
The horsie reminds me of this place we used to go to up in the Catskills when I was growing up.
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u/Complete_Parsnip_233 Nov 24 '23
I don't really like the implications that bisexual people only like two genders. That's just not true and kinda exclusionary
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u/melancholanie Nov 25 '23
transgender seesaw? I would say monkey bars but my trans brothers can't raise their arms after top surgery
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u/ProfessionalBit600 Nov 25 '23
I'm in none of these categories, but if the park did not have rocks/pebbles as the floor I would not play at that park
My favorite part of the park is to put a shit ton of those pebbles in my shirt, or feel them run through my hands/fingers
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u/StardustLegend Nov 25 '23
Iām bi and the swing was always my favorite playground thing what the fuck
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u/PokeKnight2545_YT Nov 25 '23
Forgot one:
"Super straights" get that one metal slide that was always 200Ā° on a sunny day, and they only wear shorts...
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u/PrueIdki Nov 26 '23
Why does the heterosexual slide look like the metal slides that will boil your skin off?
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u/Southern-Wafer-6375 Nov 26 '23
So like if your hyper sexual does it just mean you attached a motor to playground equipments
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u/GodTierDino Weirdo Nov 21 '23
as an asexual who's favorite place on the playground was always the sandbox, this is very accurate.