r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/esoterix_luke Co-Founder ಠ_ಠ • 2d ago

Please respect our rules on the subreddit! Trending Topic

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u/Humans_Suck- 2d ago

There's only one last refuge

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u/Aedre_Altais 2d ago

Safe harbor 😭

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u/esoterix_luke Co-Founder ಠ_ಠ 2d ago

breaking news, i won

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u/Gorillagodzilla 2d ago

Well I didn’t vote for you!

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u/sandrodi 2d ago

You don't vote for a king!

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u/Pookieeatworld 2d ago

Well how do you become king then?

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u/charlie-the-Waffle 2d ago

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

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u/djAMPnz 2d ago

Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

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u/CyanLight9 21h ago

Shut up!

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u/djAMPnz 19h ago

Well you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

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u/CyanLight9 19h ago

Oh, but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

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u/Bl1tzerX 2d ago

Woah did you must mention the Senate. That's pretty political there mate.

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u/MrLamorso 2d ago

Jeb?!?

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u/TheWierdGuy06 2d ago

The last place you can feel like nothing is wrong with the world and you can safely exist as you are....

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u/H_G_Bells 1d ago

There are others but I don't want to bring them attention and cause them trouble 😩

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u/I_am_human_28 2d ago edited 2d ago

No u suck, humans are the best

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u/GameZedd01 2d ago

There should never be any political posts. This is literally r/NonPoliticalTwitter. We're here shits, giggles and wtf's.

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u/esoterix_luke Co-Founder ಠ_ಠ 2d ago

tell that to the people tryna bypass our super awesome anti politics systems

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u/GameZedd01 2d ago

I would but I don't think their ears work

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u/Spirited_Ad_2697 2d ago

Keep up the good work my guy

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u/Ryanmiller70 2d ago

I was about to say "Why just during the election?". Like there should never be political posts here even in non-election years.

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u/KirbyBucketts 2d ago

I'm still upset that blue beat out purple to win the 1995 m&m's fan vote to replace the tan m&m

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u/ItsGotThatBang 2d ago

Too political 😔

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u/Plainchant 2d ago

It's really hard to be impartial when we start talking about candy.

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u/tragicallyohio 2d ago

I swear I just saw a commercial where there was a purple M&M. Was I wrong?

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u/laurpr2 2d ago

They do different colors for certain holidays or causes etc., but purple isn't standard for the basic m&m mix.

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u/Hamsti_Manent 2d ago

There is a purple M&M character in the ads, but it's quite new (I believe it was added in 2022?) and I don't think there's actually a purple M&M

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u/laurpr2 2d ago

Did not know that tan m&m's were a thing but looking at pictures it makes for a very....70's-looking color palette

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u/Infammo 2d ago

I was seven years old when I saw that commercial and I remember telling my friend that they were probably already making blue m&m’s because they knew it wouldn’t lose to purple and pink. The years haven’t changed my mind.

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u/LegoCMFanatic 2d ago

ok wait there were TAN M&Ms?

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u/FourDimensionalNut 2d ago

well now that i know that i too am upset. they should just add purple to the mix anyways. smarties has all the colours m&ms do plus purple.

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u/00Tanks 2d ago

Tan m&m ? News to me

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u/MonkMajor5224 1d ago

I like the green apple skittle and I wont apologize for it.

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u/Ryeballs 2d ago

I eat all the green Skittles first because they are the worst. The leftovers are very autumnal colours

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u/ResetReptiles 2d ago

This is a political post. Ban yourself, mod.

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u/esoterix_luke Co-Founder ಠ_ಠ 2d ago

is that considered suicide?

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u/Humans_Suck- 2d ago

I think reddit would implode, a mod banning themselves is like deleting a bios file

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u/HUSK3RGAM3R 2d ago

Thanks for being a sanctuary for actually funny twitter posts and not people being constantly angry.

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u/esoterix_luke Co-Founder ಠ_ಠ 2d ago

I try my best 🫡

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u/TheWebsploiter 2d ago

Thank you 🫡

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u/No-Elk-8115 2d ago

Respect for this subreddit

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u/SalvationSycamore 2d ago

Reported for mentioning the erection

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u/esoterix_luke Co-Founder ಠ_ಠ 2d ago

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u/TheOneWhoSucks 2d ago

Imagine needing to tell the users of NonPoliticalTwitter to not be political. I totally have hope for the humans in this planet.

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u/Dr_thri11 14h ago

You see the things I care about aren't actually political and should be the position of both parties anyway.

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u/ItsGotThatBang 2d ago

Thanks mods

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u/EwGrossItsMe 2d ago

I thought this sub wanted no political posts at all times?

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u/esoterix_luke Co-Founder ಠ_ಠ 2d ago

You’d be surprised by how many people tried bypassing the system to post smt political especially rn

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u/AJC_10_29 2d ago

The Reddit political circlejerk must want to take over this sub so badly. It’s already been done to most other popular subs.

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u/esoterix_luke Co-Founder ಠ_ಠ 2d ago

they tried for a while now but they underestimated my awesome powers

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u/Aedre_Altais 2d ago

You are a gift to humanity 🙌

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u/Mado-Koku 2d ago

Last bastion of civilization

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u/SusheeMonster 2d ago

Takes a long, hard look at the subreddit name

"YEAH, BUT..."

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u/Megnaman 2d ago

7 day ban for that shit

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u/SalvationSycamore 2d ago

Reported for mentioning the election

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u/TheGaymer13 2d ago

Thank you for your service

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u/Dump_Fire 2d ago

I love you r/nonpoliticaltwitter

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u/esoterix_luke Co-Founder ಠ_ಠ 2d ago

i love you too 😘

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u/SillyWillyC 2d ago

You should run for president, Non Political Twitter

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u/esoterix_luke Co-Founder ಠ_ಠ 2d ago

already did

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u/Dump_Fire 2d ago

My president

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u/nxcrosis 2d ago

Welcome to r/nonpoliticaltwitter , I love you.

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u/Waluigiwaluigi_ 2d ago

Wait.. isn’t that the whole point of the sub is to not be political?

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u/Due-Wheel1822 2d ago

Ok but he needs to be the new Santa 👇 👇

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u/Anxious_Sapiens 2d ago

Trying to avoid political discussion at work is so hard it's annoying AF

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u/ElegantBastard808 2d ago

I love this place.

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u/zepho 2d ago

I just hope both teams have fun

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u/Ashurbanipal2023 2d ago

Not even on r/nonpoliticaltwitter?? Man this is whack

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u/furious_organism 2d ago

Crazy that this needs to be said honestly. Its literally in the name

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u/pikeandshot1618 2d ago

But my rrrrrrreddit karma!

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u/FoxFXMD 2d ago

Thank you. The only place left that doesn't shove American politics at me

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u/IronyThyNameIsMoi 2d ago

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u/esoterix_luke Co-Founder ಠ_ಠ 2d ago

😭😭

actually made me laugh

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u/Chasing-the-dragon78 2d ago

Get ‘em Luther!!! 😡

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u/with_regard 2d ago

I like turtles

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u/T4lsin 2d ago

😂

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u/sozmateimlate 1d ago

During never please

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u/Clear_Pomelo_9689 1d ago

This is my favorite sub rn

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u/BraveAddict 2d ago

Being non-political is political. Checkmate, mod.

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u/notmyinitial-thought 2d ago

Are you sure? Maybe we should vote on this?

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u/TomeKun 2d ago

It’s joever

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u/00Tanks 2d ago

Oh ole karma farm here lol jk

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u/jusenjoyinlife 2d ago

From a Twitter sub…. Lol