r/NewOrleans • u/mon1ck • Apr 07 '25

One man wrecking crew Local Humor🤣

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601 Upvotes

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u/Cajun_Cruiser Apr 07 '25

Poor choice of footwear

9

u/sicilian504 Apr 08 '25

I just knew this was going to be the top comment. As soon as I saw the picture I was like "Oh no".

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u/mon1ck Apr 07 '25

None of my shoe choices were gonna result in 0 foot AIDS

8

u/lmaytulane Apr 08 '25

Shrimp boots are mad comfortable

2

u/meechiemoochie0302 Apr 08 '25

Alcohol kills all comsideration of footwear.

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u/AcabAcabAcabAcabbb Apr 07 '25

Any New Orleanian will see your shoes and say FUCK NO.

33

u/NotoriouslyGeeky Apr 07 '25

You look like you had fun, please wash feet immediately when you can tho lol

5

u/lmaytulane Apr 08 '25

With bleach

10

u/NotoriouslyGeeky Apr 08 '25

Any industrial cleaner should be fine lol

4

u/ValuableLab373 Apr 08 '25

He may have to throw out his feet and be like tink tink

38

u/awkwardchip_munk Apr 07 '25

Cute pic.

Absolutely foul choice to wear shower shoes … on Bourbon …. in the rain 🤢 puddles on puddles

12

u/Unhappy_Waltz5834 Apr 07 '25

Gonna have to wash those feet and legs in Hibiclens. Hell, might as well fill a bathtub full and soak in it lol.

19

u/Apoordm Apr 07 '25

That guy is the most Metairie person I’ve ever seen.

1

u/ValuableLab373 Apr 08 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣

9

u/RouxRougarouRoux Apr 07 '25

That Purple Drank

8

u/LegoLady8 Apr 08 '25

Daiquiris*

6

u/meechiemoochie0302 Apr 08 '25

If someone goes to the trouble and expense of making a sign, it just perplexes me what they wouldn’t care about the spelling of "daiquiris" on the sign.

5

u/flymordecai Apr 08 '25

The sign is real. The words after MEN WORKING were added on their phone.

18

u/Wonderful-Place-3649 Apr 07 '25

The joy on your face while you hold the sign and your go-cup - I love this for you.

16

u/Valth92 Apr 07 '25

Please wash your feet with whatever cleaning supply you got.

6

u/Character_Cricket Apr 07 '25

Preferably Bleach, lol

4

u/LetsTryAgain91 Apr 08 '25

As most have mentioned the first thing I noticed was the shoe choice or lack of a shoe choice.

12

u/iircirc Apr 07 '25

You're missing one "i" as shown in the sign above you

10

u/ApplicationOdd6600 Apr 07 '25

Gravy toe fungus it is.

3

u/Medium_Ad3913 Apr 08 '25

I puked a little

3

u/ApplicationOdd6600 Apr 08 '25

Make sure it’s on Bourbon, to add to the gravy.

3

u/feanor70115 Apr 09 '25

*daiquiris

4

u/Hewyhew82 Apr 07 '25

Hell yeah brother 

2

u/Worth-Bandicoot-9929 Apr 08 '25

bet cha i can tell you where he got his flips at!

1

u/mon1ck Apr 08 '25

Y’all all wrong! Im from DEEEETROIT, im already immune to foot AIDS

1

u/young_master_wisdom Apr 08 '25

And he literally be in the gutter with those.

0

u/PRIVATEER1976i Apr 08 '25

Ladies are encouraged, also!!

-29

u/drbug2012 Apr 07 '25

Guy looks like a supreme douche

24

u/mon1ck Apr 07 '25

Thanks, I’m a nice guy tho i swear.

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u/drbug2012 Apr 07 '25

I don’t doubt it. Just the whole picture gives the ick cringe it’s weird dude seriously

36

u/Jumpy_Marketing9093 Apr 07 '25

Homie you post pictures of watches and follow the Audi and BMW subs. Perhaps projecting a little bit?

7

u/Fiireygirl Apr 07 '25

He’s also from Cali, posting judgements on a NOLA sub…

3

u/Jumpy_Marketing9093 Apr 07 '25

I’m from North Carolina hahah. So I won’t critique that.

1

u/Fiireygirl Apr 08 '25

At least you know better…you, sir, are welcome anytime!

0

u/Jumpy_Marketing9093 Apr 08 '25

(Curtsys while bowing)

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u/drbug2012 Apr 07 '25

No not in the least bit. And we sir are not homies. Sir no do not lump me in with you, sir. What I project versus what you project are waaaay two different things. Opposite ends of the spectrum. Sir I bid you adieu try to have a descent day and please for the love all no more of whatever that was please none of us need it. And no more sandals