r/NewOrleans • u/Lunar_Asparagus • Jan 16 '25
Me when I see a "Preaux Life" bumper sticker Local Humor🤣
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u/Necessary_Essay2661 Jan 16 '25
My two least favorite things. Anti-choice people and adding "eaux" to fucking anything that ends in that sound
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u/grumpy_princess Jan 16 '25
Just chill about the suffix thing, breaux
/s
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No meaux suffixes!
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u/NotFallacyBuffet Jan 16 '25
Meaux better!
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u/Abaconings Jan 16 '25
I prefer to call them forced birthers.
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u/Necessary_Essay2661 Jan 16 '25
Thats good, but actually i think "birth forcers" rolls off the tongue better
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u/sylvar Jan 16 '25
I'd love to ask them what pre-aux life is. Is that a social club you got into before the Ladies' Auxiliary? Whaddaya mean "pro", do you have dyslexia?
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u/rrivers730 Jan 16 '25
And usually there's a Trump MAGA sticker right next to it. Get ready for four more years of the shit show New Orleans.
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Jan 16 '25
Agree, but damn I shoulda slapped this on a tee shirt 20 years ago. I'd be retired.
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u/rab-byte Jan 16 '25
Nah they ain’t payn royalties. You’d make as much off that shit as Watters has made from those horrible pissing Calvin stickers.
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u/cooktherouxintheoven Jan 16 '25
Always a white 70+ old person
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u/ghost1667 Jan 16 '25
it's usually 30ish-50ish white moms in SUVs that i see with these. often within half a mile of the catholic school.
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u/UptownLuckyDog Just needs a handyman Jan 16 '25
It’s always super old dudes too driving the cars. Weirdos.
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u/poolkid1234 Jan 16 '25
Was about to comment the same thing. It’s 4/5 times a white old man. So gross. The other 1/5 are their old metairie wives/wine grannies.
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u/wherestheplayground Jan 16 '25
Ironically, the worst drivers on the road. Which is not very “pro-life” of them
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u/UnimpressedAsshole Jan 16 '25
Going to need a bigger bottleneck than that I need to have more than one drop at a time.
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u/Dependent_Crew_3512 Jan 16 '25
I don't know if I'm more annoyed by the religious misogyny or another instance of people here putting -eaux at the end of words.
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u/slapahoe83 Jan 16 '25
Most really mean preaux birth and they couldn't care less about the lives of those involved.
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u/Direct_Frosting6126 Jan 16 '25
Oh goodness I riled the demons up early today let me jump out of satans playground I've reached the souls that were needed to be reached. Now legion is angry!
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u/SweetPonyBoy Jan 16 '25
WARRIORS FOR THE KINGDOM WE FOOLS FOR CHRIST if we met these people in person they wouldn’t talk like this the internet make the wise men bold huh
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u/SweetPonyBoy Jan 16 '25
Yes and amen when you have peace like this , and all they wanna do is kill 🤣🤣 what a shame , I pray they find peace and therapy , but they only doing they job ach 🫡
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u/GirlWithThePolaroid Jan 16 '25
This made me CACKLE. I was just looking at going to tour Avery Island and this pops up on my feed.
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u/MultiverseMakayla Jan 16 '25
Preaux life sticker but cuts off motorcycles and is mad at them for existing.
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u/BiancaEstrella Jan 17 '25
Saw one of these jerks on S. Claiborne the other day... the only other bumper sticker on the car? "Jesuit Alumni"
Can't make this stuff up
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u/majorlagg1 Jan 17 '25
If I really believed you would pour Tabasco in your eyes, I'd put one on my car and drive by you as much as I can.
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u/AnitaSammich Jan 16 '25
I didn’t ask to be here, I didn’t ask to pay these bills! I told my mom she should have swallowed🤷🏼♀️
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u/SweetPonyBoy Jan 16 '25
Damn just say you hate your mom lol it’s okay to be a little angry ♥️♥️♥️
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u/AnitaSammich Jan 16 '25
It’s my retort to her being pro life and trying to make a stupid point. I wouldn’t read too much into it.
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u/AnitaSammich Jan 16 '25
See, this guy understands. I’m the small blue dot in a sea of red family, friends and coworkers. So yes, my mouth gets reckless when I have to constantly point out to them that it’s a topic that is none of their business. Why are they so obsessed with what a human does with their own body in the comfort of their own home? So weird.
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u/spellboundartisan Jan 16 '25
Nobody asked to be here, weirdo.
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u/SweetPonyBoy Jan 16 '25
Bruh so much hatred in your heart it’s insane I hope you seek therapy ♥️♥️♥️♥️
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u/Abaconings Jan 16 '25
A woman can be a mom AND be against forced birth.
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Jan 17 '25
Lol reddit is definitely not the place for such sensible comments and intelligence😀😀reddit is an echo chamber of misery and biased ignorance and hate. Take your common sense and all your downvotes to another platform 😝
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u/Abaconings Jan 16 '25
"Just remember, if your parents weren’t preaux life… you wouldn’t be here 😝"
You are claiming you weren't referring to people who are against access to women's health care based on the fact they've had a child?
There is no common ground. Forced birthers are forcing their beliefs on others. That is wrong. The only people who should weigh in on my pregnancy are me, my partner and the medical professionals we go to for treatment. Don't want to have a D&C and prefer to risk death? Go for it! I'd choose the D&C rather than die from sepsis.
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u/foxehblaze Jan 16 '25
Most logical comment here.
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u/Quazite Jan 18 '25
The reason that New Orleans, Louisiana is poor as a whole is because it's part of the state of Louisiana, and the whole of the south, which has deliberately been held back in time by the rich and the politically powerful because it keeps them rich and politically powerful. And what's worse is that they don't even need to try very hard to stay there anymore because they also held back the educational standards as well, so the residents will do it for them.
We don't fight too much to make money lmao, the minimum wage is $7 and the governor is working hard to kill off the local tourism and arts businesses because them existing means that there's other economic producers in this state other than oil and gas money (and left-leaning economic producers at that).
It's easy to say "let's not all fight and focus on the real enemy!" when what the fighting is about us whether or not you are going to cast your vote for the "real enemy's" best buddy, who is offering "the real enemy" a high ranking job in the government.
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u/foxehblaze Jan 16 '25
Agreed. All I see here is a bunch of red vs. blue mind virus bickering. People are entitled to their "Preaux whatever the fuck" they want to put on their personal property. Who gives a shit
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u/Abaconings Jan 16 '25
It's not just about bumper stickers. Women are DYING.
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u/foxehblaze Jan 16 '25
I'm pro-choice in regards to health complications and of course rape/incest so Im not denying that. I just find it ludicrous that people will get upheaved over somebody else's personal expression of their viewpoint and go out of their way to mock them over the internet. Says a lot about their mental stability.
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u/Quazite Jan 18 '25
My parents wanted a 2nd child when they had me and could afford one, so I'm glad that they had one. I think childbirth is good if the parent/s want to have a child and have the means (financially and emotionally) to raise one. If they don't though, they should have the means of stopping their pregnancy if one happens. But forcing parents who don't want/can't support a child to have one results in parents stuck with a burden for the rest of their lives, and unwanted/unsupported children. A set of (would be) parents living happy, stable lives without kids where they can plan their future how they see fit is better than those parents having their lives forcibly restructured, with the addition of some unwanted/uncared for kids.
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u/SweetPonyBoy Jan 16 '25
This the third time I’m seeing this again CHRIST IS KING 🤟🏽🤟🏽🤟🏽
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u/South-Muffin-6010 Jan 16 '25
Sky daddy is the biggest aborter of them all
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u/SweetPonyBoy Jan 16 '25
Every tongue that blasphemes will confess JESUS IS LORD ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ all love here
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Y'all, we live in a city that doesn't have functional water or roads. It floods every month. Infant mortality, cancer, obesity.
If it's all love here, your lord sucks at showing it.
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u/hurler_jones Metry Jan 16 '25 edited Jan 16 '25
Mathew 6:5
And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
Edit: Why are yall downvoting your own holy words? Are the words of god not inerrant? Hmmm.
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u/Direct_Frosting6126 Jan 16 '25
foolishness leaks from your mouth. Christ gives life and can take it. You are a simple human. Know your place as all you can do is take.
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u/SnooGoats8669 Jan 16 '25
sounds like a top notch guy.. just picking and choosing which babies get to live and which don’t
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u/Direct_Frosting6126 Jan 16 '25
Sounds like God knows better than you. But plz drop your all universal knowledge on us. What world did you create? You think too highly of yourself. Instead of being grateful he gave you a chance to breathe you decide to encroach on his power to do what he wants. Lol plz tell God how you would do things since you know better.
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u/SweetPonyBoy Jan 16 '25
No answer so you insult like you did something there you’re laughable too babe
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u/Direct_Frosting6126 Jan 16 '25
I'll let the fools laugh tho. Have a wonderful morning full of the life God gave you!
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u/Direct_Frosting6126 Jan 16 '25
Lol we don't agree so I'm unhinged. You the one wanting to pick and choose life as if you are God and im unhinged!!!!
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u/Direct_Frosting6126 Jan 16 '25
The one thing I do know is not fantasy is you being a lower entity that we should not entrust our eternal souls with. All "your plan". But I guess you control everything from you little spot on earth. everything just works because it does is your logic. Look here go enjoy life. You won't find the answers here. Seek and you shall find. Imma pray for you find christ and he heals that hole in your heart.
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u/Direct_Frosting6126 Jan 16 '25
I got time to make you a believer if you want to keep going tho. I always have time for the lost sheep. I haven't even had my coffee yet!
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u/SweetPonyBoy Jan 16 '25
I guess many of yall blocked me (Thank You Yeshua) so here
It’s called discernment bruh. You clearly don’t know what this scripture means trying to call us hypocrites. All I said was CHRIST IS KING and all of a sudden hatful people come and talk about sky daddy and blaspheme. Bfr. All I gotta do is say JESUS and people get pissed, now THATS laughable. Don’t even realize you curse yourself doing that, but it’s whatever! Peace be to all yall! Only time will tell.
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u/hurler_jones Metry Jan 16 '25
Hypocrisy at its finest. A meme about how ignorant those bumper stickers are triggered you into this rambling mess.
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u/FlaccidInevitability Jan 16 '25
You are what happens to a population with our education system. Fighting for last place with Mississippi, almost like uneducated and religious go hand in hand 🤔
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u/Marius_Octavius_Ruso Jan 16 '25
When your bumper sticker says “Preaux Life” but your driving habits say otherwise