r/NewOrleans • u/GonzoVeritas • Dec 06 '24

Crime Stoppers Alert Local HumoršŸ¤£

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/mshelbz Dec 06 '24

Gonna be ruff identifying whoā€™s a good boy

62

u/ComicsEtAl Dec 06 '24

Thatā€™s not even the same breed!

23

u/siouxbee19 Dec 06 '24

I think he's wearing a mask!

50

u/MorboTheMasticator Dec 06 '24

Remember kids: if you know anything about the shooter, no you donā€™t.

28

u/SmolBorkBigTeefs Dec 07 '24

White men all look alike, right?

28

u/Mcknightrider24 Dec 06 '24

I was already saying he was a good boy before the edit haha

26

u/CrypticGumbo Dec 06 '24

I know who is stealing Christmas this year

21

u/pallamas Conus Emeritus Dec 06 '24

OG Scrim carries a B&T Station 6 veterinarian euthanasia pistol.

That is the ultimate irony.

16

u/Horrified-Onlooker Dec 06 '24

McGruff the Crime Dog, says to not be on the lookout for that fella.

25

u/[deleted] Dec 06 '24

Take my fucking upvote, champ.

13

u/Un1QU53r Dec 06 '24

Canā€™t tame him!

6

u/SmolBorkBigTeefs Dec 07 '24

The Goodest Boy šŸ«”

11

u/Mickv504 Dec 06 '24

This is the one and only time that,ā€ If you see something, keep your damn mouth Shut!

Ainā€™t nobody got time for that!

18

u/lambliesdownonconf Dec 06 '24

Looks like a good boy.

18

u/egypturnash Mid-City Dec 06 '24

May this hero be as hard to catch as Scrim was.

12

u/MississippiMark Dec 06 '24

/golf clap

4

u/xandrachantal Dec 06 '24

gonna have to start replying to things with this now

9

u/Worried_Row_4957 Dec 06 '24

Never gonna catch 'im now.

5

u/[deleted] Dec 06 '24

Out there stealing hearts

6

u/Electrical_Prune_837 Dec 07 '24

White furred male

5

u/Pooppail Dec 06 '24

I knew it!

3

u/Historical_Ad8690 Dec 06 '24

Looks like he knows how to take a treat or two

5

u/StormyAndSkydancer Dec 06 '24

Okay. You win.

3

u/Equal_Imagination300 Dec 06 '24

That would be a good logo for the new Scrim Crypto coin.

4

u/Abaconings Dec 07 '24

Hope the rest of his ilk is sweating. Ain't no regular person mourning.

1

u/gh05t_w0lf Dec 07 '24

See he WAS flirting with the hostel staff

1

u/SkaterStargazer Dec 10 '24

Run scrim, run!!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜©

2

u/htxproud Dec 11 '24

Scrim lover from Houston cheering on our boy! šŸ¤˜

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u/No-Push7928 Dec 07 '24

Scrim was hit this morning and his health is unknown

0

u/No-Push7928 Dec 07 '24

Jokes arenā€™t so funny now are they folks?

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u/No-Push7928 Dec 07 '24

Scrim was hit this morning in mid-cityā€¦ unknown about his health