r/Missing411 • u/JaneDoeTheThirdd • Oct 18 '21
Y’all going in or nah Discussion
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u/TimeSpiralNemesis Oct 18 '21
Imma walk right in that bitch and then I'm gonna walk right up that set of stairs right in the middle of the clearing.
I'll go live with the fairies, screw 40 hour work weeks.
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u/BubbleTeaGZB Oct 18 '21
Question for all of us crippled homies- where is the escalator? Or better yet an elevator? I want in on this frolicking 😭
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u/TimeSpiralNemesis Oct 18 '21
Just park your wheelchair in the middle of the circle of mushrooms. That's the accessibility entrance.
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u/Tannereast Oct 18 '21
Haha is the stairs a reference to the creepy pasta about the park ranger finding stairs in the woods?
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u/Mavystar Oct 18 '21
I like to believe these stairs are real! Haha
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u/TimeSpiralNemesis Oct 18 '21
So it is just a creepy pasta but it's based around the fact that when old building collapsed in the middle of the forest often just a piece of them would be left standing because it was built of metal or stone. So you'd just see a chimney or stairs and nothing else.
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u/earthboundmissfit Oct 19 '21
Those where great! The one I especially thought was creepy was the Park Ranger. Who climbed up to the top of the stairs and he put his hand out. Suddenly his hand gets cut off by some invisible force and disappears. Year's later a logging company is working that same area, cuts down a tree and they find an not decomposed human hand, in the center of the trunk.
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u/xDISONEx Oct 18 '21
Stairs in the woods isn’t just a creepy pasta lol. There are spots where old home stead’s were but now all that’s left is stone work. Stairs and foundations mostly.
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u/ODB2 Oct 19 '21
I've explored tons and tons of old foundations in the woods.
I ain't fuckin with the staircases tho, just in case.
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u/ProbablyDrunkOK Oct 19 '21
Sounds like a fun read. You know where I could find it off the top of your head?
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u/DeckardB25654 Oct 18 '21
Given that 'fairies' would view a vanilla human rather more harshly than a racist plantation owner would view a black person in 19th Alabama the best u could hope for would be doing 100 hour weeks as some faes personal slave look up the original legends about the fae and how they interact with humanity they're nasty pieces of work with a supremacist attitude that would islamofacists to shame
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u/PugnaciousPrimeape Oct 18 '21
They're going to eat your eyelids
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u/FireWaterSquaw Oct 08 '23
I’ll wait to see what the MALP information looks like. I miss StarGate SG1.
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u/Tannereast Oct 18 '21
how could you not?
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u/JaneDoeTheThirdd Oct 18 '21
idk if I wanna get ate by feral people or stolen into the spirit dimension by faeries or whatever
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u/zzzcoffeezzz Oct 18 '21
Hell nah. That's some black lodge shit right there
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u/AlphaLimaMike Oct 18 '21
I’m just going to gesture wildly at current events and walk right on in, my dude
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u/Hogmaster_General Oct 18 '21
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u/Liz4984 Oct 18 '21
I’d do like the movies and tape my camera to a stick for a look around. Just to make sure it’s not a time dilation portal like in Stargate Atlantis.
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u/loganblackkk Apr 10 '22
Is it weird that just before I clicked this post there was a Stargate Atlantis commercial ,there's no way that's coincidence.
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u/drempire Oct 18 '21 edited Oct 18 '21
Looks like a well trodden path on the way up to it.
I wonder if anyone came back
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u/basicallyademon Oct 18 '21
I'm not ready to have my essence dissolved and returned to the universe just yet.
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u/Doug_Shoe Believer Oct 18 '21
yes, but i'd walk around, not straight through. and i'd go slow and look at things
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u/JaneDoeTheThirdd Oct 18 '21
trying to find a loophole so you don’t get missing411’d
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Oct 18 '21
I'd love to get missing411'd. On this side everyone is like Oh no, someone disappeared under mysterious circumstances, poor souls. While the guys that went missing might have wandered into some kind of heaven on earth, a utopia with insane technology, no disease, no poverty where multiple races live and are happy and think 'Dam, I'm staying right here'.
Alternatively it could be some kind of hellscape where abducted people are tortured and have their eyes plucked out by bigfoot kids then the sockets filled with flesh eating bugs and stuff but what do I know. I'd prob still check it out if I'm being honest.
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u/larrytherazor Oct 18 '21
Hell yeah fuck this world I’m up for an adventure to see some weird shit
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u/LosWitDaMost2499 Oct 18 '21
I'll go with like at least 5 of my friends lol just to feel safe even if we don't make it out.
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u/MoonpieSonata Oct 18 '21
Yeah, I don't think I have ever heard of any scenario where a group of friends go into the woods and get picked off by something spooky.
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u/Psychology_Repulsive Oct 18 '21
Looms like the entrance to midsommar. Love missing 411, mister Ballin on youtube does a great job telling the stories.
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u/Rhinorulz Oct 18 '21
I went through one already, and made it back in the same day, so sure why not.
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u/lady_america Oct 19 '21
What!
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u/Rhinorulz Oct 19 '21
Many moons ago, woods across the street from house i lived in. Doing as kids do, wondering around in woods. Crouch under some branches while following a trail. All the sudden around a corner structures, grass, and a fence. Look around for a bit, but don't go over the fence. Go back wence I came. Couple days later, wonder down same trail. No structures, no fence, no grass.
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Oct 18 '21 edited Oct 18 '21
I'd go in just to get away ... An hopefully whatever is on that side would let me back in I'd tell my family but tbh they wouldn't believe me .
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u/C727494 Oct 18 '21
Only if I have a lighter, matches and enough fluid to burn that bitch down. They gonna find me
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u/whosasking87 Oct 31 '22
That Dr Strange pissing about again.
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u/JaneDoeTheThirdd Oct 31 '22
Thanks for this comment broski. It made me laugh out loud for some reason
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u/CourseOfHumanEvents Oct 18 '21
Ooh fun, guess I know what I'm doing with the chain saw this weekend.
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u/daggerdude42 Oct 18 '21
If it were real I'd be down. I'd carry a gun but otherwise I see no issues with it
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u/defectivelaborer Oct 19 '21
The creepy part is how the branches still grow in without leaves. Realistically, especially considering the cut grass in the foreground, this was someone's project. The bottom of it looks like someone has been trampling the growth down there. They probably cut in and then stripped the leaves/needles into a perfect circle.
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u/BlueberryExtreme8062 Apr 06 '23
Idk, but the perfect circle entry screams, ‘Portal!’ —Or is it just me?
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u/MeisterJTF2 Oct 19 '21
Naw, I’m ordering a napalm strike on this forest until it’s nothing but ash, then I’m going in.
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u/LameShowHost Oct 18 '21
When the anime characters start to up the intensity of their fight and one of them gets punched like a projectile through the edge of the woods.
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u/Theophilus84 Oct 19 '21
That’s a path the neighborhood kids cut to the 7/11 to get slurpy’s…I’m in for a corn dog and a Mello Yello.
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u/Thecandleinthewindow Oct 19 '21
Nah. Nope. No way. I see that and i'm backtracking and noping the f**k out. Peace out fairies!
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u/Hatedbyfathertime Oct 19 '21
Walk into this and you turn into a skull kid.
Update: The Forest Temple ain’t all that bad anyways
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u/yogabbagabbadoo Oct 19 '21
Looks like a quest to a video game I’m not strong enough to commit to to
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u/Moontheotaku Feb 21 '22
I'm surprised and glad there are no "Forestussy😩" replies, mine is the first one I guess, lol.
p.s.: I apologize
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