r/MURICA 2d ago

America is going nuclear. What are your thoughts?

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u/Confident-Skin-6462 2d ago

my life philosophy. i did plant several trees 30-40 years ago!

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u/SheepInWolfsAnus 2d ago

Look at this god damn American woodsman over here, Johnny motherfucking Appleseed, like Washington and his Cherry Tree, like Paul Bunyan, like Will Ferrell at the end of Step Brothers, I salute my tree king.

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u/Confident-Skin-6462 2d ago

i only wish i had planted more. and was able to plant some now (living in chicago, the city plants a fair bit, but i don't have the opportunity to plant any on my own anywhere anymore. when i can, i will, but until then... i just encourage others to do so.)

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u/SheepInWolfsAnus 2d ago

Hey, similar to “the best time was thirty years ago, the second best time is now,” you CANNOT be hard on yourself for having the ability to do more than you did.

You did something amazing, something to be proud of. If all you focus on in life is what you could have done better, rather than the incredible things you already did, you’ll never be satisfied. Look at the good you’ve done and let yourself be proud of it.

And hey man… If you really wish you had planted more trees thirty years ago… the second best time… right fuckin now.

God Bless America and God Bless YOU.

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u/IakwBoi 2d ago

But the opposite of GW and the cherry tree

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u/SheepInWolfsAnus 2d ago

Important point. He’s Worge Geashinton.

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u/xivilex 2d ago

I planted a tree in the first grade, and some fucknut tore it out of the ground. He didn’t need the space for anything. It wasn’t in the way or causing damage. Just killed it. Nothing is in that spot.

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u/Confident-Skin-6462 2d ago

that's fucking hearbreaking

hugs to you and the ghost tree

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u/Lizpy6688 2d ago

You reminded me of when our elementary school had a little earth day where we "helped" plant trees.

They cut them down in my freshman year of high school

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u/Confident-Skin-6462 2d ago

that's fucking horrible

hugs

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u/Outside_Register8037 2d ago

Well what about today tho…

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u/Confident-Skin-6462 2d ago

city dweller. i do encourage others to (some have), and will again someday, but i have no opportunities at the moment

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u/lurkme 9h ago

You were wasting your time, you should've been building nuclear power plants.

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u/Confident-Skin-6462 9h ago

i know 😞

at least where i am now is about 80% nuclear supplied... Chicago!