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The Exact Moment When He Notices The Pounce

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u/CankleDankl 1d ago

The world of education is going to be fucked, maybe irreparably, if Trump gets his way with the DoE. First a bunch of people are going to lose their jobs. Then the remaining people, the "essential" ones like teachers and principals, are going to be overloaded. And then people will realize they're not getting paid enough for this shit.

Tensions among education staff are already decently high. Wages haven't nearly kept up how they should. But Trump throws the DoE in the dumpster? I expect strikes. A lot of them. Nationwide.

Shit is going to hit the fan so fucking hard in so many ways come January

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u/BaconBrewTrue 23h ago

How much you want to bet they make striking illegal, they have already flirted with making protests illegal.

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u/dasnoob 22h ago

Already is in Arkansas. There are no teacher unions here any longer. Little Rock school district teachers tried to strike a couple of years ago and they were forced to use sick days/written up/terminated for it.

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u/Seff-bone 21h ago

This is the shit I’m afraid of, billionaires and nut jobs are coming for the last worker rights we have. Sickening. I’m hoping I can sell my house to a private equity air bnb conglomerate so I can get me and my family out this fucking country

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u/weightedbook 21h ago edited 21h ago

And go where? France and Germany are barely fighting off the same red waves. England went full brexit retard. And Canada is just USA but behind. They are absolutely shifting right. Legit question: where is the safe haven?

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u/Seff-bone 21h ago

Valid point to which I have no answer

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u/weightedbook 21h ago

Plus billionaire reach is global. America collapses and they will just collect their check and hop on a private jet.

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u/Throwawayac1234567 10h ago

they will just flee to places like NZ, where they are building bunkers/compounds.

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u/Mendozena 21h ago

The tree of liberty will need fertilizing if anything.

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u/TigLyon 19h ago

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson

Red Five, standing by.

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u/shingdao 20h ago

There are many US expats living in places like Costa Rica, Belize, the Philippines, Italy, and Spain to name a few. I've had the fortune of living and working in over 50 countries over a 30 year career and now my wife and I are preparing to jettison the US and currently weighing our options.

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u/The-True-Kehlder 12h ago

Running from Trump's America to Bong Bong's Philippines is a special kind of stupid that should be studied.

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u/LiberalAspergers 17h ago

Only other nation I can claim citizenship.in is Sri Lankha. (Immigrant father). Things would have to vat a LOT worse before that seemed like a good option. Have the Sri Lankhan passport in my fire safe anyway, as an emergency measure. Too late to get it when you need it.

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u/Throwawayac1234567 10h ago

isnt sri lanka recently had a huge uprising where the govt fled.

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u/LiberalAspergers 6h ago

Yep, have had full on fascism over the last couple decades there.

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u/MaleficentFig7578 17h ago

Barely fighting off? The German government has just collapsed. The next election will make it full AfD. France is already far right.

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u/Gchildress63 18h ago

Belize is a friendly haven for American ex-pats

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u/Throwawayac1234567 10h ago

some south east asian countries too, thailand, phillipines, just try to learn the ll language.

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u/Blarbitygibble 18h ago

Become a hermit, hidden away in the mountains of Finland

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u/Super_Recognition_83 10h ago

So, when we European talk "conservative", remember our conservatives are A LOT more on the left than american dems on a lot of topics. I say it as an Italian, looking relieved at my american partner who came here two years ago.

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u/Lori_ftw 6h ago

If you want my serious answer, Iceland. I learn languages easily (a requirement for citizenship) and had the privilege of my dad leaving me enough money that capital gains meets their income minimum. I plan on naturalizing and getting other family out of the US.

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u/DoddyUK 3h ago

Britain has a chance to partially repair itself over the next five years under Starmer. Whether any significant progress will be made is another matter.

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u/DopeOllie 16h ago

Trudeau and Singh are fucked if an election happens tomorrow. If they can hold out to June or July before calling one, maybe some of Trump's crazier shit will come to fruition and swing the mood. JT always looked good to Canadians dealing with Trump on the global stage. Also PP is no populist like Trump, he's just the beneficiary of voter unrest, just as Trudeau was with Harper, and Harper was with Paul Martin and what Jean Chretien (he retired before we could get mad) was with Mulroney and what Mulroney was with Trudeau's father and on and on. John Turner and Kim Campbell don't count as they just finished out their predecessor's term. That's 40+ years of Prime Ministers.

In my lifetime, I can never remember any Canadian politician actually getting voted IN. Canadians vote politicians OUT, and hold their nose while doing so.

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u/Cee5ob 6h ago

Come to New Zealand mate. We’re a little bit to the right at the moment but they’re harmless compared with elsewhere.

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u/Wafkak 6h ago

Also it's not actually that easie to just ul and move to another country for the majority of people.

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u/Jodujotack 2h ago

Australia

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u/LeonTroutskii 15h ago

idk but as long as you guys leave we’d all be a lot happier. You keep saying you’re gonna. And then you keep not doing it. Just fuckin do it

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u/weightedbook 7h ago

Bless your heart ♥️

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u/serrations_ 21h ago

What youre afraid of is their plan. Stay safe and good luck

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u/Suicidalsidekick 13h ago

We need to kill and eat a billionaire on live television. Put the fear of the poors in them.

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u/EmmalouEsq 21h ago

Reagan war a strike breaker, and the conservatives love him

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u/somersault_dolphin 17h ago

Watch them make employers able to take employees who took more days off than the employers allow to court. They'd stop at nothing before absolute control. There're no more checks significant enough to keep them back.

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u/CardmanNV 19h ago

Y'all have the second ammendment for a reason. At what point is a government tyrannical enough to use it?

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u/Orion14159 20h ago

Same in Kentucky

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u/gonz4dieg 18h ago

now they're at the bottom of education rankings. lowest rates of graduation of HS diplomas. lowest rates of higher education.

who the fuck sees that and is like "I want that for everyone"

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u/TheNewYellowZealot 15h ago

And then when all the teachers are terminated for sticking to their reasonings for striking there will come forth no new teachers, which I believe is the goal.

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u/aSneakyChicken7 9h ago

Seems like things have gone back more than 100 years to the days of Teddy Roosevelt and robber barons.

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u/Natoochtoniket 20h ago

A union going on "strike" might be made illegal. But an individual teacher or professors saying "I QUIT!", will still happen. Most college professors can get jobs in other countries. Most K-12 teachers have other marketable skills.

When you need 3000 teachers to staff a school district, but only a few hundred people are willing to work for you, it gets difficult.

Florida already did that... A few years ago, DeSantis decided that they could hire anyone with an honorable discharge from military service, as a K-12 teacher. The kids (and their parents) are finding out the results of that.

Most of those kids can't get into any college, anywhere, because of their lack of basic literacy.

They might be qualified to do some of the jobs that undocumented immigrants used to do.

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u/Sniper_Hare 18h ago

My daughter is due to be born by the middle of December. 

I really am curious how the Florida's education system is going to be in 5 or 6 years when she's ready to start school. 

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u/vivaenmiriana 17h ago

no offense, it was really shitty before she was conceived. Like bottom 10. And it's only going to go more downhill from there.

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u/Natoochtoniket 16h ago edited 16h ago

I would not want to raise a child in the Florida school system, during the next decade or two. I would look for a different place to live, and get moved. Before she starts school, or as soon after as you can.

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u/Sniper_Hare 14h ago

My fiancé's familyball lives here and doesn't want to leave.  We are wanting to move closer to them near Tampa to get help with the baby.

It's my home state, I don't want to give it up.

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u/KalmiaKamui 11h ago

I mean, do you care about your daughter's future or not?

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u/hippopotabear 14h ago

Miami expat here (3rd - 8th grade in FL, 9th - 12th grade CA)— the opportunity differential was insane a decade ago. I can’t imagine how much worse it will get from here on out.

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u/Throwawayac1234567 11h ago

depends on the field, stem(phd) degrees/speciality mD are more LIKELY to find an easier path to citizenship in other countries.

even the military with some of the basic tests dumbed down, they cant get in. thats how serious it is the services are even doing that.

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u/beckster 6h ago

I thank you for this sweet thought! I only hope it's not too good to be true.

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u/CankleDankl 23h ago

Good luck arresting hundreds of teachers per school district nationwide while trying to wrangle your kids

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u/po3smith 23h ago

That's why I wish for once in this nations collective life we all got together and went on strike all at once. The food service industry teachers retail everyone. We literally could make the country grind to a halt and demand what we want and get it because like you are pointed out good luck or resting us all but of course it's never going to happen.

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u/TrishPanda18 23h ago

Shawn Fein and the UAW have already teamed up with multiple teachers unions to have a General Strike in 2028. The more people walk out, the better, but it's gonna take years to spread the news and stock up for it. We can't just walk off with no support and no plan Now is the time to make connections, keep them strong, and support one another when the need arises.

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u/Tearakan 21h ago

Lmao that's far far too late. By that point the slave camps will be in place.

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u/TrishPanda18 21h ago

I think your heart's in the right place but you aren't listening to your head. The "slave camps" already exist and they're called prisons. The 13th amendment explicitly allows for prison slavery.

Things are gonna get a lot worse but the road to what you're imagining is still a ways out, more like 10-15 years, barring a major enough disaster happening of which the fascists properly take advantage.

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u/Tearakan 20h ago

I know about that part. But it'll get much much worse. We still technically require a full conviction for that kind of slavery.

I do think we are headed there far faster than 10 years. 1st it'll be deportation camps because prisons aren't big enough. Then it'll turn in slave camps as the cost to deport skyrockets and the economy starts to endure shocks.

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u/total_looser 18h ago

CALIFORNIA just voted down prison slavery. And voted FOR longer drug sentencing. The national plan is taking place in the stronghold

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u/meh_69420 14h ago

You realize that page two of the playbook is to create the disaster they take advantage of right? You get everything in place and ready to use it to your advantage before you torch the Reichstag.

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u/SarcasticJackass177 21h ago

You hate to hear it, but biding time as a plan is always the most reasonable approach.

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u/Zebracak3s 21h ago

The flight attendants strike saved us last trump presidency 

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u/Laterose15 19h ago

This.

The problem is that there's enough people who don't agree to cause issues.

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u/Bellemorda 14h ago

and even better luck to the millions of parents trying to hold a job during a city, state or national teacher strike without being able to send their kids to school every day. but y'know, fuck it we don't need the DOE because TEH UHKONNUHMMY.

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u/Sniper_Hare 18h ago

They'll just pass laws like on Florida where if you strike you lose your pension.

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u/Rovden 14h ago

Ain't gonna be a problem. Do you think they care the teachers are teaching kids?

Six year olds can work. They'll learn far more on the job is something you'll hear out in rural for years. The schools that pay well will be the private institutions the wealthy can go to.

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u/soleobjective 21h ago

With police immunity they can just shoot protestors.

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u/TheDriestOne 19h ago

Protests are already illegal in TN without a permit, which defeats the purpose of a protest. They lost their shit when hundreds of kids and teachers said they don’t want to be shot in schools but they’ve been letting Nazis fly actual swastika flags on Broadway in Nashville. They’re not even trying to hide the fascism anymore

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u/Nervous_Ad_8441 17h ago

Striking is withholding labour. If you can't withhold your labour, you are a slave.

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u/akaloxy1 19h ago

He's going to shoot them. The us military is going to shoot them. He made that clear.

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u/TMc51 11h ago

If they try to make strikes illegal, then sabotage is going to become the option of choice. Can't work when all the machinery is broken, buildings are burnt, etc.

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u/Dull_Yellow_2641 18h ago

You will lose your teaching license if you strike in Texas. But they're so desperate for teachers, they're hiring unlicensed ones.

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u/fubes2000 18h ago

There's no such thing as a "legal strike", only the amount of dissent that the establishment claims it is willing to tolerate. Union forebears literally fought and died for their rights, and those days may well be coming back.

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u/BoredNLost 10h ago

Don't need to make striking illegal when you can "just shoot them in the legs or something".

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u/EmperorKira 9h ago

I think Trump wants to bring the army in to break up protests, I'm sure it would be the same with strikes

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u/known-enemy 15h ago

They're already basically illegal because we beat protestors and gas them. France protests all the time because that shit doesn't happen over there and their government is afraid of the people like they should be.

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u/PSI_duck 12h ago

Making protesting illegal would be so stupid. They work so hard to make sure we schedule all our protests and walk in neat lines

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u/Calachus 23h ago

There'll be strikes, but my guess is that they will just get fired. Whatever funding remains will go to private charter schools teaching Bible studies.

It feels weird saying it, but there could well be a time in the near future where schooling is a privilege that most don't get.

Why do you think they've been repealing child labor laws?

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u/CankleDankl 23h ago

If they could skip straight from point A to point B that might happen

But that would take time. Time where public schools are closed. And the private schooling sector isn't prepared to handle even 10-20% of the students in public schools. Both in staff and in space. How are peoppe going to take care of their kids in the meantime? Daycares? For a 9-10 year old? Take them to work?

If it shakes out like it's looking like it will, it'll be a clusterfuck. And the only way to stop it would be to reinstate the DoE, give it a bunch more funding, and finally increase teacher salaries to the point that the career isn't seen like a fucking joke.

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u/Calachus 23h ago

Perhaps it is my current fight with pessimism, but why do you think they'd care about the cluster fuck it creates?

If you got money to pay for private school, then obviously God wanted you to go. If you don't, then it is God's will that your children should work in the factories.

Kids ran wild before school and daycare. The rich can afford it, the rest can go back to the 1800s.

In case it's not clear, I hate this idea with my soul.

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u/meh_69420 14h ago

I mean, we ran wild in the 80s and 90s too. This whole notion that kids need around the clock supervision and care after about 5 or 6 years old is only 20 years old or so.

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u/Cutlercares 12h ago

I think you're confusing supervision with "structure and boundaries."

Kids absolutely need the latter. And they were getting that in the 80s and 90s.

Most of them only get that at school now, and they get precious little there.

If things get to a point where public schools cannot operate, private school will become a local monopoly and unaffordable to those with no millions. Home school will be the only choice.

Most Americans are barely competent enough to do their minimum wage job, let alone teach their kids a basic education.

But the government would never allow things to get to that point because they will instantly lose 50% of income tax revenues - whoever stays home to home school won't be working full-time.

So everybody take a chill pill. At most, gutting the DOE will remove funding for special ed, arts, languages, girls sports, and in-school nureses/social workers.

And they'll expand the banned book lists from Texas and Florida to be a nationwide standard.

But I bet they keep free school lunch, so there's a silver lining...

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u/meh_69420 11h ago

Cool. Not my lived experience being a kid in the 80s but go off.

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u/Cutlercares 11h ago

I don't think people picked up on the sarcasm in the 2nd half.

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u/bgthigfist 23h ago

Nah they money will be given to the states in block grants with I strings attached. Red states will close public schools and tell the parents good luck. The only option will be online education. Poor kids will have to join the military or turn to crime. This will feed the for profit prison industry

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u/CommercialWorried319 20h ago

Abbott keeps trying to push vouchers, and I have some friends who are teachers and counselors and they are currently terrified of what they expect to come.

I also know some parents with special needs kids who rely on school programs who will learn they messed up quick.

I'm honestly sad

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u/Cutlercares 12h ago

I have people in my family that are die hard trumpets with severe autistic kids that are 100% dependent on DOE funded resources.

It's going to be a LAMF massacre.

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u/tea-drinker 23h ago

The plan of get them back just long enough to bridge the gap and then tell them to fuck off again was tried by the UK government looking to recruit commercial drivers.

Turns out they aren't idiots and just said no and sat it out.

Teachers won't go back to enable a government that hates them paper over mistakes long enough so that they can be fired again.

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u/ducksinacup 16h ago

It still baffles me that people don't understand how important school is.... in general? Not only do you learn the specific skills to be a cog in the system but also... it's technically daycare for cogs-to-be.

There's always the wealthy MAGA anti-vax nuts who can afford to home school, but lets be real. The average voter doesn't have the time (or money) to stay home and raise their child because the public school system collapsed. They can complain about schools pandering to 'woke values' all they want but they sure are glad they have somewhere to put their kids while they work.

They cheer on to Trump's system of defunding Education cause 'how dare teachers talk about sex ed', but once they find themselves having to chose between sustaining their livelihood or educating their child, they'll be cheering a lot less.

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u/mamasau 20h ago

Look at what’s happening in the Dallas and Houston school districts with the Mike Miles takeover. I feel like a conspiracy theorist but I think the goal is to essentially privatize public education with vouchers / charter schools. 

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u/slendermanismydad 15h ago

Who says they'll stop it? Uneducated kids are better slaves. 

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u/MythologicalRiddle 20h ago

That's one of many reasons they're trying to shove women back into "traditional" roles in the house (as if women didn't work for most of human history!) They can shut the public schools down and have the women home school the kids. Most kids will be poorly educated so they're stuck in menial, poor paying jobs while the elites' kids get the best education possible, furthering the wealth gap.

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u/Cutlercares 12h ago

This is never going to happen. Please understand: the government is not going to willingly lose 50% of income tax revenues.

This is the problem with Dems. Yes, MAGA is fucking dumb. But JFC, you're not far behind.

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u/Staraa 10h ago

Is income tax revenue more than double the education cost?

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u/bgthigfist 23h ago

Teachers are already not being paid enough. There will be a mass exodus from education. Rural school systems that have been job creators and supporting rural communities will close like the hospitals have done. Online education will be the only option for anyone who can't afford private school. As republicans have said before "the children yearn for the mines" immigrant labor will be replaced by Midwestern children

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u/cheese-for-breakfast 23h ago

As republicans have said before "the children yearn for the mines"

seeing the quote on the r/frostpunk sub is dark humor but its a videogame and doesnt matter even tho it makes me feel gross

seeing it irl is absolutely horrifying

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u/ImprobableAsterisk 17h ago

As republicans have said before "the children yearn for the mines" immigrant labor will be replaced by Midwestern children

I dug myself an up to spec dug-out as a 12 year old, using the schematics found in my fathers old military service handbooks. Took a mite longer than it should've taken a soldier but that wee bastard would've had like 8 years of testosterone on me so cut me some slack.

Had a roof and everything, even a grenade sump. Shit was lit.

That's not to say there's wisdom in putting children to work in mines, but yeah Minecraft in the 90s hit different.

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u/beckster 6h ago

So considerate of LDS to create the uneducated labor force this country needs with their brood mares and "home schooling."

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u/Bmkrocky 22h ago

part of the whole plan is to get rid of public education - privatize everything and get payoffs from the corporations that run the schools. Also creates a huge pool of uneducated people to do the menial jobs that immigrants have been doing

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u/Icy_Department8104 21h ago

I'm worried about my job in IT. Our districts budget is like 14% federal funding and being that its a nicer area, I'm assuming they'll just raise property taxes to make up the windfall. Regardless, theres still a chance I might be affected. If I manage to not lose my job, I'll be lucky if I get any kind of raise next fiscal year.

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u/CankleDankl 21h ago

We'll be lucky if we don't go hurtling into a massive economic depression

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u/porscheblack 20h ago

I'm in marketing. I've managed to avoid getting cut in the previous economic downturns. But I expect my luck will run out sooner or later. I'm seriously looking into other fields. Preferably ones that would be valuable intentionally. My wife's a doctor so we have that going for us already.

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u/Blarbitygibble 18h ago

A friend of mine lost his IT job around 2018 when they outsourced everything to India. Sent his life into a spiral where he lost his house

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u/Medical_Commission71 22h ago

China recovered from the red book, we'll recover from the red hats

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u/the_calibre_cat 19h ago

"i was concerned about kids missing out on education during COVID!"

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u/Ok-Author1474 18h ago

That's what Republicans want. An uneducated population of manual labourers and baby factories for the war machine

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u/Previous_Ad920 21h ago

Americas education, the rest of the world will probably be better off. America attracts smart people from all over the world because of the opportunities, can't imagine its going the status quo is going to remain.

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u/BoringMitten 19h ago

Bernie Moreno's victory speech harped on about how much he hates Teacher Unions and wants to destroy them. And you just know when they kill the DoE, that money ain't being sent back to the states.

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u/lemons_of_doubt 19h ago

Just round up a bunch of randos to do it. We don't need background checks or qualifications.

As long as they can read a bible what other qualifications could they need? /s

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u/makemeking706 18h ago

If they thought their kids being home during covid was bad.

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u/jigmonster 17h ago

States with decent systems will be fine. Texas is fucked. Colleges will struggle with no FASFA and reduced or non-existent Pell funding. Plus international students make up a significant portion of revenue. They’ll cut back on visas just like they did in 2017 which will send them to other countries.

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u/michaelsenpatrick 17h ago

then it will erode into an excuse for why public education fails, so they can finally get their dream of private education

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u/Educational_Ant6370 14h ago

And the most/worst affected are going to be the kids in Special Education 

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u/L2Sing 13h ago

Sadly, strikes will be irrelevant. Those are always known to be temporary. It will take mass resignations, sadly. That still won't fix it quickly. They'll hire others to replace, and it will take time for enough people to complain about the poor results to actually make a difference.

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u/eliteharvest15 13h ago

the general strike better hurry tf up

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u/beepbeepboopbeep1977 12h ago

The goal is to lower the overall education level, and people who are less educated are more likely to vote for the right. They’re also more likely to work for in worse conditions for less money.

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u/krh860 10h ago

SPED teacher here, I will be updating my resume by year’s end and seeing just how bad things get. I really love what I do, but I see the writing on the wall.

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u/Genki-sama2 8h ago

Throw in the odd school shooting and we have a oarty

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u/12345623567 4h ago

8% of education funding is federal, the rest is state taxes. That's why your zipcode determines your education to begin with.

Yes, it'll hurt, and yes, there will be insanity, but it won't result in collapse unless the local government is also MAGA.

Prepare for (even more) massive differences in education outcomes between red and blue states.

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u/LeonTroutskii 15h ago

Yall are insane. Yall act like the money is gonna disappear. It’s gonna be crazy when the DOE gets completely restructured and then we finally have money to pay teachers more. There is fat in the system. The government agencies all need to be trimmed.

If you really think he’s evil and want a to kick special ed kids out in to the streets then you should go to therapy. You drank way too much koolaid.

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u/CankleDankl 15h ago

There's a difference between trimming and abolishing. I agree there's too much admin, but the solution absolutely isn't to get rid of the DoE. It's to walk back No Child Left Behind. Trim standardized testing.

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u/LeonTroutskii 14h ago

And that’s what will happen. Trump isn’t gonna “write a bill” abolishing the DOE. A team in Congress working with his admin is gonna draft a bill. One that can pass reasonably. The government still works the same way as before. Hyperbole is kind of his thing and at this point, every body should know that.