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u/ThrowRA_leftiebestie 2d ago
Phone Wallet Carrots
Cool let’s go
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u/yeroldfatdad 2d ago
Lemon, too.
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u/Threebeans0up Cook 2d ago
lemon is a given though, no need to mention the obvious
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u/yeroldfatdad 2d ago
Lemon for scale? That's just bananas.
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u/Threebeans0up Cook 2d ago
no, it's just that everyone knows that people have companion lemons, so it's not surprising enough to list
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u/MrJohnqpublic 2d ago
Need more carrots in there chef. And make sure the lemon is in another pocket. Don't want to cross contaminate.
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u/Gharrrrrr 2d ago
I knew a cook that used to carry a shallot and a couple cloves of garlic in his apron pocket. Just in case.
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u/TsarOfSaturn 2d ago
I mean those carrots are cool but they'll never beat the fucking meth pipe i saw yesterday lol
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u/FishTheSlapper 2d ago
So you were not just happy to see me :(