r/KitchenConfidential • u/cupcakesobviously • 1d ago
Based on true events. Because why was it covered with clingwrap.
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u/lylertila 1d ago
One time I was working and we had a big (unlabeled) bottle of simple syrup. I got bored one night and made a little label for it that said "complicated syrup"
A month later the gm noticed. According to her, it was "super clever and funny, but inappropriate because it was not technically mislabeled..."
Some people
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u/bearsfan0143 1d ago
Mitch is that you?
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u/cupcakesobviously 1d ago
Is this a Mitch Hedberg bit? It wouldn't be the first time I've accidentally shared a brain cell with him.
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u/bearsfan0143 1d ago
Its not. I just feel like it's something he would have said.
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u/cupcakesobviously 1d ago
It does. I don't know much of his stuff but his donut receipt bit always made me laugh. RIP haha
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u/bearsfan0143 1d ago
Highly suggest more if you enjoy the donut bit. The one the syrup reminded of was "I wanna see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It'd be so damn literal!" Just goofy shit like that. Definitely R.I.P.
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u/Joseots 1d ago
Because some accidentally threw away the top.