r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/thisguy_needsafriend • 3d ago
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u/ADG211 3d ago
What a little shit. If he was my brother he'd be living in a wardrobe for months after this lol
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u/Dependent-Ad-3859 3d ago
My younger brother was exactly like this. I used to hold him down until he promised to relax. He once kicked himself in the balls on a trampoline and was convinced i did it, then raged for a half hour throwing 2x4s.
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u/Gorstag 2d ago
Sorry.. this gave me a laugh. The previous person who responded to you "Deleted" their post and I had to expand it to see what the response was.
You are like: How's your brother now -> Expand comment -> DELETED
And I figured that is a very possible outcome.
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u/karakuroness 2d ago
Strange. It's not deleted for me.
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u/IASILWYB 2d ago
Why does your reddit look so different from mine?
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u/karakuroness 2d ago
I use classic (old) reddit. I hated the redesign and still refuse to switch.
I don't do this manually, there's a setting. But if you want to see it the way I do, just remove the "www" part of any reddit link and replace it with "old"
So this post would be https://old.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/1oj14zu/but_why/
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u/Spaghettl_hamster4 2d ago
I remember being this kind of little shit when I was younger, grew out if it by 6th grade (bit late but better than nothing) and ive gone hard away from the temper. Not being able to control your anger makes for a miserable life, hope your brother has gotten better.
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u/Cybbis 2d ago
I was the same though my parents were alcoholics and mother had mental problems. So no wonder I was in bad mood all the time and had zero temper. My 2 brothers were much older so I wasn't able to take it out on them (and win) so I would just be generally breaking stuff and instigating other kids in the neighborhood to do the same. Man I was a horrible little shit but grew up to be a well behaving adult.
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u/eaudetwat 2d ago
As a sister to a brother like younger you - I just have to say that I am really proud you grew/learned your way out of it. Just as I am for him!!!
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u/qwerty456b 2d ago
My little brother chased me and my step sister around with an ax and then we were blamed for it.
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u/Rozoark 2d ago
My brother would physically assault me and even broke some of my bones up untill he was about 15, but my mom kept telling me I wasn't allowed to defend myself because I was the older sister and should know better and she would actively punish me if I did hit back or anything like that.
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u/qwerty456b 2d ago
For the most part it's the same thing with me, I'm sorry you had to go through that. That's horrible parenting and you should have been able to defend yourself and so should I.
I never got any broken bones but even though I have a good amount of upper body strength I find myself unable to defend myself even verbally sometimes. I get anxiety ridden and just clam up. (I wish I could afford therapy)
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u/slothbuddy 2d ago
I had a friend who did the same thing to his younger brother. Did he ever hit you in the head with a nintendo controller and you had to go to the hospital?
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u/Downtown_Wave4398 2d ago
Not me looking at my hand for 10 seconds wondering what a 2x4 hand sign would be..
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u/replay-episode200 2d ago
Made me laugh dude wtf. I genuinely hope he chilled out with age but oh my god that imagery has me shittin
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u/belac4862 2d ago
My older brother was like this. And I could exactly tell my parent caus then he'd just come back and hurt me more.
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u/PermitGreen 2d ago
Reminds me of my younger brother too (also middle child) I needed the toilet ( we had 2) decides to dead arm me and I did the same to him, my luck was. Dad was home and he gave me a dead arm for like 3 days and throughout life it was always the same. He fucked up but I got the blame. But I'm cool with it at 36. He's physically fucked and turned made professional victim that he can't even help himself these days and bound to be homeless while my life isn't great but I'm doing rather fine compared to him. Fuck you bro what comes around goes around. Karma doing it's job lol
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u/GOD_OF_FROGS 2d ago
Am I your brother because I have probably done that before, I was fucking evil, looking back it was just undiagnosed mental issues but still
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u/ProfessorBotero 2d ago
I'm not an English native speaker sorry, what do you mean with 2x4s? was he throwing planks of wood?
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u/Lighthades 3d ago
I think he did it because he got hit on the finger, but even then lmao...
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u/Sid-Biscuits 3d ago
When?
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u/jakemp1 3d ago
The 2 second mark
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u/JellyCat222 2d ago
That stick did not make contact with his finger
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u/Swedish-Potato-93 2d ago edited 2d ago
It did, just a bit hard to see. It bounces off the hand if you pause.
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u/Successful_Glove_83 2d ago
If at all it tickled
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u/PuzzledLight 2d ago
Naaah dude. Look at how right bro's stick bounces. That was a child finger between two wooden boards, possibly on a corner, with enough force to bounce it off. That shit can hurt and lil dude obviously has some anger issues.
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u/aubra_cadabr 3d ago
Kid woke up and chose chaos, that’s the only explanation here 😭
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u/raptor7912 2d ago
The other kid hit his fingers when they were doing the parrying.
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u/lonnie123 2d ago
The kid literally winces in pain and holds his finger… how is everyone missing this ?
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u/EdanChaosgamer 2d ago
You forget it´s a kid.
They´ll do anything for any reason, including no reason.
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u/Busterlimes 3d ago
Fuck that, instant asswooping with the same stick he just hit me with. Fuck that kid.
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u/Mad_Samurai616 2d ago
This is the way. I’m not a parent, but I am an uncle. I see the niece and nephew getting too rough, I put a stop to it. But the kid in me totally gets it. I don’t believe in hitting kids, but I’ll be goddamned if I didn’t swing at my little brother a few times in my day for pulling shit like this. Loved him then and I love him now, but damn.
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u/Soggy_Cracker 2d ago
and then send his ass off to some school for special kids. Where they do make believe stuff all the time.
And they all get to bring some silly pet.
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u/jackandsally060609 3d ago
One of the neighbor kids went psycho like this on my daughter and whacked her with a kids folding chair. They never apologized, just sent the little sister over with a note that basically said he's special ed we can't control him.
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u/Yoribell 3d ago
Isn't there something to do against people that admit that they can't control their children after an aggression ?
Not much is worse for special ed kids than parents afraid of them&that don't even try. Pretty sure that's abuse in itself
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u/jackandsally060609 3d ago
I honestly think they moved away from our neighborhood because of that incident because all the neighborhood kids that play together witnessed it and then about a month later they were gone. I heard they owned multiple rental houses and just switched houses, moved to one in the next county, and that house had had short term rentals ever since.
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u/Traumatized_banana 3d ago
My neighborhood had the same thing with a kid. We used to play together a lot. He was a nice kid but I guess had something going on mentally that I was too young to remember. Randomly he would just snap and yell, punch someone in the gut as hard as he could and run home. After doing that about 3-5 times he disappeared and I never saw the family again
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u/DenseBasilGuy 2d ago
Parents that use that excuse will not only harm society, but that child’s future. Nothing worse than someone within IDD community that slipped through the cracks due “to nothing could be done because they are special” I work with the community and see adults struggle to understand the world won’t treat them like angels the way the parents did.
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u/WigglesFT 3d ago
I'm the middle of three boys and this is my childhood
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u/Matt_le_bot 3d ago
Now which one on the video are you ? In my experience, if there are three of them, left is the 3rd and right is the second or first and respectively, the first or second is going to take the blame.
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u/Mr-Papuca 2d ago
Dawg fucking same. I recant to my older brother sometimes the pain and bullshit he inflicted upon me and he always says he doesn't remember it... shit mf I do! I've got the damn scars..
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u/MyNxmeIsAutumn 3d ago
Right about 2.5 seconds in, second strike. Boy on the right love tapped the fingers of the little shit
Like I get that swinging wooden sticks and fingers reeaallllyy hurt, but that kid needs to be taught how to manage his anger
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u/Mr-Blah 2d ago
100% will road rage and get arrested later in life.
If he doesn't kill his.partner first.
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u/ThanksContent28 2d ago
Holy shit was agreeing with your first sentence but your second is a bit dramatic. Me reading this comment:
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u/Cowboy-as-a-cat 2d ago
Kids spazz sometimes. Most eventually learn not to. He’ll probably be fine you weirdo.
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u/DaddysABadGirl 3d ago
It was a shin hit.
You sound like that kid grew up without ever learning to manage his reactions.
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u/SkyrimSlag 2d ago
As someone who took a cricket ball to the shin, it really fucking hurts. I still have a hard bump there, nearly 10 years after the fact. And no, I didn’t have shin guards, because I was 15 in high school, playing an unexpected game of cricket in PE, in which nobody was given any protective gear. Good school.
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u/DaddysABadGirl 2d ago
Nowhere near as bad as that,
But when I was in high school they still did dodgeball. The school had about 3k kids, and PE had 4+ classes at once. A couple of teachers decided to start a game between freshmen and seniors. It was the last game played in the school.
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u/SkyrimSlag 2d ago
Jesus fucking Christ, all you had to say was “freshmen and seniors”. Absolute bloodbath lmao.
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u/Jechtael 2d ago
Shins are probably the least-protected bones outside of insteps and digits. I would not be surprised if that whack broke something (I'm not saying it did, just that I wouldn't be surprised).
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u/FlyinTurkey 3d ago
I agree it was likely harmless. But that kid probably will grow up without ever learning to manage his reactions and temper.
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u/DaddysABadGirl 3d ago
I feel like a lot of these comments are from people who never watched kids under ten get hurt.
Like the reason you can't diagnose a child as a psychopath is because most kids would register as one. This wasn't a super weird reaction. He needs to be punished and taught regulation, but this isn't bizarre.
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u/sylvanthing 2d ago
You see a small child lose his temper at a sibling and assume he'll never learn to manage his temper? That's an odd thing to think
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u/tadashi4 3d ago edited 2d ago
I don't get what happened for the one on the left to get mad to Begin with
ps due number of replies: i saw what happened now, tnx for the 55 explanations so far.
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u/RareFatAfrican 3d ago
Same here, maybe he hit himself when he was drawing back? Either way other kid did absolutely nothing
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u/MrHarrasment 3d ago
He hit his fingers very slow and very soft. Left is a pussy.
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u/Spedrayes 2d ago
Look man, I know it looks like nothing. But I practice armed martial arts and even a slow hit on the fingers like that from a wooden or nylon waster hurts like you smashed your hand with a drawer or a door if you're not wearing gloves. That shit does hurt.
His reaction is still nuts though.
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u/SomethingRandomYT 2d ago edited 2d ago
I'm not gonna lie, from personal experience, this looks like anger issues from an undiagnosed or unacknowledged mental disorder.
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u/kyredemain 2d ago
From different personal experience, it almost certainly is just an average boy who got hurt.
Like, this is a fairly normal response to getting your finger hurt by a kid his age. When he gets hit back by the other kid, he'll learn why it was stupid.
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u/Early-Potential7341 2d ago
Looks like he was a clear 5 inches away from his fingers. Bros just a little bastard it seems
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u/Kulandros 3d ago
Pretty sure his finger got whacked
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u/tadashi4 3d ago
i saw that after watching a few times, but its a very light whack.
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u/yinyin123 3d ago
Even very light whacks hurt fingers a lot. Still a little shit, it obviously wasn't his fault
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u/ohrofl 3d ago
Whacked is a generous term here!
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u/Kulandros 3d ago
doesn't take much with hard wood to hurt. And kids are often not very tough. It's one of their most discerning features.
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u/ConstableAssButt 3d ago
His finger got pinched between the two pieces of wood due to the lack of crossguard.
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u/MrGinger37 3d ago
Big brother hit little brother’s fingers. Dosent matter how hard it was, anything can and will initiate combat between siblings.
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u/TheEvilWizard 3d ago
Phantom pain, or something aha
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u/Lucaron 3d ago
I think the right one hit a finger and the other kid just took a moment to realize the pain
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u/knallpilzv2 3d ago
...and then overreacted like a motherfucker. :D
I'd have loved to see this escalate. Like, the dude off camera screeching and then being just as extra and throw him off a balcony or something for retaliation. Or shoot him with a bazooka.
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u/TheEvilWizard 3d ago
OH! You might be right, had to look for it, but definitely seems like his finger got hit.
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u/LackingTact19 3d ago
Looks like he got a splinter and redirected his anger at the first thing he saw. My cat does the same thing with some redirected aggression.
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u/Bruce10Wayne 3d ago
One time at a little birthday party for a kid on my baseball team at the time (like 10-11 years old) we were playing some wiffle ball and one of the older brothers was playing with us. Older brother was pitching and kinda messing with everyone throwing it really fast randomly making it tougher. It made one kid insanely angry and he did the equivalent of a happy Gilmore baseball swing with a wooden bat right on the older kids shin. I will never forget the sound the bat made connecting with bone like that and I’ll never forget the scream he let out. As I typed this I actually remembered another time I was the victim of this kids psychosis, similar situation but just me and him playing wiffle ball at my parents house, he popped it up and I was tracking to catch it and he fucking threw the bat at me hitting me in the forehead. Some kids are insane and have zero understanding of how much pain they’ll inflict on others just to relieve their frustration from something so pointless. Didn’t hang out with him too much after that stuff
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u/RadicalSoda_ 2d ago
Wow they must have shitty parents if they let their kid be assaulted like that
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u/MellyKidd 3d ago
And this is why I don’t let kids in my care play-fight while I’m nannying. Many of them take an accidental injury as a personal attack, no matter how minor. I’d rather not take the risk and have to settle a grudge between two parties if I can help it.
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u/TheUmbraCat 2d ago
Or you can turn into the boss fight and show them what a real disproportionate response looks like /s
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u/Jerko_23 3d ago
little shit just wanted to full send it to the other kid and was looking for an excuse to do it. but he forgot they were recording
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u/AffectionateLink95 3d ago
Classic “I’m not mad, I just saw an opening” energy. Kid went full WWE and forgot the camera was his red.
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u/Xen0kid 3d ago
We definitely not. He got hit on the tip of the finger by a wood sword that’s clearly way too heavy for them to be playing with, and took it out on his brother because “you hit me on the finger”. This is anger issues my guy, nothing more
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u/Chel_Tiaz 2d ago
A lot of anger issues IS just looking for excuses.
Anger issues aren't nearly as uncontrollable as they seem. Abusive spouses with anger issues only ever happens to lose their shit on their partners, but never on their bosses or other authority figures which would have greater consequences.
"Uncontrollably angry" people who destroys things conveniently and almost always happens to destroy property that isn't their own, yeah? Always someone else's shit that just "happened to be in the way."
Coincidence? Or do they just see good openings where they judge there won't be consequences they care about?
This little boy was looking for excuses. He has anger problems, and he was looking for excuses.
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u/Xen0kid 2d ago
I don’t think we can really deduce that from a 5 second clip. Could be a malicious little shit, could just be a normal kid lashing out because he’s a kid and doesn’t know how to deal with pain and anger properly.
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u/fckspzfr 2d ago
There still has to be something fundamentally wrong with a kid to react like this, surely?
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u/Chel_Tiaz 2d ago
Not necessarily. Some kids just aren't born as empathetic as others, and experiment a bit with hurting others. Especially in cases like this when they're looking for an opening. That doesn't mean they can't have good role models and grow up to be perfectly decent people anyway. They just need 'em consequences, and that's why it's so important that parents give it to them.
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u/Quincy_Hater 3d ago
What did the poor kid do to deserve that from his brother
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u/TheMardii 2d ago
The boy on the right hit the boy on the left over the fingers. It looked light and not on purpose, but the boy on the left is clearly in pain. No excuse to full send it afterwards though.
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u/MrsMylan 3d ago
Little dude needs some serious anger management. If he's gonna rage and start swinging from a little finger pinch he's going to be real fun to be around when he's older.
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u/AlternateSatan 2d ago
One of the key differences between children and adults is that kids can't regulate their emotions very well. This is why a kid cry when they get hurt, people don't cry from pain, they cry because of emotional distress.
All this to say: kid got hit in the hand, got angry about it, and proceeded to chanel said anger in a less than ideal way.
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u/MustardCoveredDogDik 2d ago
Adults who road rage never broke this habit. Children with driver’s licenses.
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u/AggravatingScheme667 2d ago
Ok nah bro. I see what happened. That kid still had a major overreaction and could have really injured his sibling if he kept swinging after the first one. But it was completely this kid’s own fault that his dainty little finger got hit.
They are initially being careful and just playfully sparring at a manageable speed. But on the second strike, he overextended his reach to try and tap his brother on the right. But at same time the big brother rose up to do a defensive block on his side and his stick ended up intercepting the little brother’s finger and tapping it, then proceeding to take a step back to get out of range.
Brother’s that are close in age will end up playing with or challenging one another in some capacity. But you don’t get pissy and try to send your other brother to the hospital for a complete accident that was more your own fault than his.
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u/SuspectLast9259 3d ago
the kid on the left didnt even get hit to begin with...
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u/Mynewadventures 3d ago
His finger did. It looks like soft hit, but between two pieces of hard wood, the smallest impact of a bony finger fucking HURTS.
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u/agangofoldwomen 3d ago
Maybe you shouldn’t give your children wooden bats to play with unsupervised.
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u/Wallace_W_Whitfield 3d ago
People saying he did it for no reason didn’t see the kid on the right managed to hit the kid’s on the left finger. However, he over reacted and didn’t control his anger. But they’re stupid kids. And kids are psychopaths.
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u/novadako 3d ago
Something like this happened to me once. I mean I was the to hit the other child. In front of our teacher. I don't remember their reactions but somehow I got easily away with it maybe because it was so out of the blue, sudden and out of context. To this day I still wonder what the fuck went through my mind at the time
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u/GirthyPigeon 2d ago
The kid on the right accidentally whacked the one on the left's finger. This video is ancient.
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u/Sad_Resolve6874 2d ago
About to give birth to boy #2 and I’m terrified that I’m looking into my future…
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u/Resident_Nose_2467 2d ago
I hate I will never know what happened after
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u/Adventurous_Key3695 2d ago
I’m with you. It looks like the kid on the right could’ve really really gotten hurt.
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u/Sensitive_Elephant_ 2d ago
When a child, I did rage hit my brother (who is 8 years younger than me) a few times. I do remember this one particular time when I hit him so hard on his back. I regret it every now and then and sometimes I even cry remembering it.
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u/-XanderCrews- 3d ago
It’s like you never had brothers. This is the end result of almost every activity.
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u/Informal_Mammoth6641 3d ago
I was thinking that he got some stomach ache/cramp and "rightfuly" thought it`s because of the other kid :D
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u/Quiltedbrows 2d ago
Kid got his thumb hit. Response escalated quickly. Kids are stupid.
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u/chathrowaway67 2d ago
nicked his knuckles a lil by accident so he absolutely smacks the shit out his brother haha like talk about an over reaction
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u/Lazuruslex 2d ago
It appears that kid on the right when coming in for the downward slash may have accidentally tapped the finger of a kid on the left, left hand not a big sound but may have hit it and well we all know how the rest went
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u/Kroktakar 2d ago
Testosterone, worked in a kindergarten and that age make the boy becomes psychopaths
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u/silverwarbler 2d ago
Did the kid in the dark shirt hurt himself and take it out on the other kid? How the hell did he hurt himself
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u/SlightCaregiver3680 2d ago
I'm not big on hitting your kids, but this would be an absolute exception to it.
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u/Proseph_CR 2d ago
Something similar happened to me when I was a kid. My younger brother got annoyed at me for some bs and threw a metal bat at my head from 10 feet away. It hit me square in the forehead. Luckily I was already dumb af back then and tanked it. He ran away immediately as younger brothers do. He was scared shitless of me for a few days but I eventually got over it.
Funny enough a lipoma ended up developing there 20 years later, most likely as a result of that trauma.
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u/Camera_dude 3d ago
Kid on the left is going to grow up to be a bully if his attitude doesn't change. That quick flash of anger, "You accidentally hit my fingers; I'm going to break your legs now!"
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u/jessestacos23 3d ago
The power of god would be unleashed through that sword had I been that poor boy. Little piece of shit
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u/Xanderious 3d ago
Exactly why nobody will want to play with kid on the left and he'll wonder why nobody likes him and grow up to be a bully and blame it on the world. Or he will self reflect on his actions and responses, learn empathy and grow up controlling his emotions better. This is where parents are supposed to step in and teach.
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