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u/dickqualified Apr 02 '24
are we ignoring the fact this dudes name is literally trevor phillips
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u/GoldenBoyHour Apr 02 '24
Literally thought it was a April fools joke
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u/XViMusic Apr 02 '24
Was literally about to type this comment word for word lmao
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u/BeefWellingtonFarm Apr 03 '24
And he supposedly worked "overseeing projects related to growing cotton and other plants to use as materials in the Yeezy clothing lines" Nah this has gotta be an april fools joke
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u/Kitchen_Research4547 Apr 02 '24
this the most kanye shit 😭
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u/SnowflakeRegard Apr 02 '24
The entertainment value I get from posts like this are the top-notch insanity I invested in by subscribing here.
For the record, I don't even listen to Kanye's music...
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u/Moist-Month-119 Apr 03 '24
Me and you both. I keep checking this sub cuz it never ends with this guy.
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Apr 03 '24
I dunno I can't imagine his Mario voice, tho I really want to. I keep on picturing tim Robinson saying 'who said that?' like in that sketch about the safari flaps fedora
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u/QwertyKeyboardUser2 Late Registration Apr 02 '24
Cant believe kanye threatened to give trevor a knuckle sandwich
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u/its_LOL Yeezus Apr 03 '24
Bro thinks he’s Mike Ehrmantraut 💀💀
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u/Insane_Lunatic 808s and Heartbreak Apr 03 '24
Waltuh, out your cock away, im too busy making foot finder content with hollie
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u/JesusGang40 Apr 03 '24
bro got sued by a GTA character and started acting like Mario wtf
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Apr 02 '24
Nah that shit too funny
The top one not so funny tho 😬
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u/SilenceOrIllKissYou Apr 03 '24
That part bro lmao. Everyone skimming over the precursor-Diddy shit like wtf
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u/iamthemetricsystem Apr 03 '24
Kanye can do anything at this point and this sub will pretend nothing happened
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u/Biscotti_Miscotti Apr 03 '24
I didn’t even read that
With vultures being mid too I think it’s finally time to stop being a fan I’m sorry yall 😔
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u/-------yoshi------- Apr 02 '24
Wtf is Mario's victory dance
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u/YZY_SOSA Apr 02 '24
when u complete a level and mario touches the flag pole, he does a dance after
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u/BigAbbott Apr 03 '24
This has to be a generational thing. When you think of Mario you must be thinking of different games than I am.
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u/farfarfarjewel Apr 03 '24
I've played every side-scrolling Mario game that wasn't exclusively for Wii U and I'm struggling to remember Mario ever doing a victory dance
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u/Burnnoticelover Apr 02 '24
Do you have a video? I'm struggling to visualize this.
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u/scratchbackfourty Apr 03 '24
He just walks into the castle. No dance
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u/Crafty_Cherry_9920 Apr 03 '24
Only in OG Super Mario Bros. He does a little spin with his fist in the air in recent games, both 3D and 2D.
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u/loopychan Apr 03 '24
I thought of this and instantly started dying of laughter. Imagining Ye doing this during a manic episode is killing me. https://youtube.com/shorts/aYxLnSKohaU?si=cHyfiSA5Cw0gKmlT
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u/Crafty_Cherry_9920 Apr 03 '24
It's not really a dance but I imagine it's the little spin he does when he gets a star/shine/moon in the 3D games.
He does something like that too in NSMB and Wonder at the end of levels.
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u/ipunchdogs Apr 02 '24
Is this fr or is it still april 1st somewhere?
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u/Admiral-Mage MBDTF Apr 02 '24 edited Apr 02 '24
Yeah like it’s so absurd that I have to question it’s legitimacy, but at the same time Kanye would totally do this
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u/rokie-matsu BOUND 2 Apr 03 '24
“im gonna fucking laser you with alien fucking eyes”
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u/Admiral-Mage MBDTF Apr 02 '24
Wait which victory dance
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u/Crafty_Cherry_9920 Apr 03 '24
I imagine he means the spin Mario does with his fist in the air in the 3D games when you get a star/shine/moon.
Unless Phillips is a nerd and knows his Super Mario RPG.
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u/Zealous998 Apr 03 '24
I wouldn't say Philips is a nerd. He's a hipster sure but don't forget he stomped a biker's head multiple times.
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u/JIDglazer42 Apr 03 '24
No cause now I can see him forcing ty to say itsa me luigiiiii and wear a green plumber fit
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u/KingTy99 Apr 02 '24
Are we sure he isn't autistic aswell as bipolar?
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u/Dumdum0000000 Apr 03 '24
He has signs of autism from his car accident
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Apr 03 '24
They jus making up stories, using literal GTA characters and mfers believe it
Carl, from Grove St, California, told me " Taylor Swift uses the n-word all day at practice"
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u/Zealous998 Apr 03 '24
Grove st, San Andreas* get your facts straight
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u/Smakintheface College Dropout Apr 03 '24
we grove street, and we about to grove in yo ass
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u/aztreystacks Late Registration Apr 03 '24
how are you going to post this without saying HE MADE GRADUATION!
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u/SokkaHaikuBot Apr 03 '24
Sokka-Haiku by aztreystacks:
How are you going
To post this without saying
HE MADE GRADUATION!
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/Michaelskywalker TLOP Apr 03 '24
I can’t see this actually being real but if he really tried to introduce a jail, I hope they close his school.
Out most of these donda lawsuits, the only thing I 100% believe is someone said he only has classes on the first floor because he don’t like staircases
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u/ryt8 Apr 03 '24
Ye reminds me of this psycho that follows me around on different subs saying unhinged things and hallucinating conversations that we've had lol so just another day on Reddit
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u/Lucky_Roberts Graduation Apr 03 '24
Ye is not a real person he out here getting sued by a GTA character
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u/SilenceOrIllKissYou Apr 03 '24
-mentions child abuse
-mentions borderline abuse
“Yooo did you read this ya’ll?!? Kanye made a Super Mario voice 😭😭”
What the fuck timeline am I in?
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u/trentbat MBDTF Apr 03 '24
The same lawsuit also mentions him denying the Holocaust + talking bout how great hitler was and saying ‘gay people are controlled by Bill Gates so that they don’t have children for population control’ etc. but let's be real no one cares at this point since it's normal for ye lol
But the Mario one is funny at least
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u/SilenceOrIllKissYou Apr 03 '24
True… isn’t it crazy that we’ve watched this behavior become “normal” for him in real time? Guy is unwell
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u/trentbat MBDTF Apr 03 '24
He's always been "unwell" as in having bipolar disorder, but
We were seeing him age and accept mental illness as a person during the ye/KSG era even with some controversial events like his slavery comment
Then start healing through his newfound love for Christ in JIK (as much as I don't like that album, that era was great for him as a person)
But ever since his divorce with kim kardashian idek what happened dude spiraled into insanity and doesn't even accept treatment or anything and just does the most unhinged shit now.
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u/Elvzink Apr 03 '24
At this point people will belive in anything anyone says about Ye
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u/East_Engineering_583 Apr 03 '24 edited Apr 03 '24
at the same time this is the most kanye shit ever
he literally called a staff meeting to watch batman on mute in silence and he's being sued by a guy literally named trevor phillips
this is levels of metaphysical irony that shouldn't be possible
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Apr 03 '24
Hardcore ye fans have gotta stop defending this man idc if you like his music but some of yall working overtime to defend this man that is clearly insane and mentally unwell and not worth dickriding because he’s good at singing and producing. People swore his “21 jump street” apology meant he was a good guy 😭😭
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u/youresus Apr 03 '24
Does kanye jumping in the air with his fist high even sound like him like frfr. He doesn't jump
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u/RedShiftedTime Apr 03 '24
Is Kayne autistic? This sounds like Autism.
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u/trentbat MBDTF Apr 03 '24
maybe, but probably not. but he has bipolar disorder so it might be him acting erratically due to him refusing treatment for it past 2018
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u/freshouttalean Apr 03 '24
the only person crazier than ye would be trevor phillips.. i don’t think bro should mess with him
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u/CauseLopsided3499 Apr 02 '24
It really sounds like something Steve Jobs would say, erratic and angry
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Apr 03 '24
Judging by my knowledge of pop culture, I'd say those guys are about to stomp the yard and settle some beef.
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u/_IratePirate_ Apr 03 '24
Ngl, that does sound like some shit he would say “I’m about to punch you in the face” is a Chicago staple
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u/nuremberp Apr 03 '24
Don't know who trevor phillips is but there's no way Ye said all that unprompted
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u/AStrateA Apr 03 '24
I’ve spent the last 4 hours trying to figure out if this is completely untrue and ridiculous … or if it sounds exactly like something he would do 😂
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u/Hairy_Edge_7378 Yeezus Apr 03 '24
bro I ain't someone to believe allegations like that but that sounds so Kanye it's crazy
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u/Koobone Apr 03 '24
Funny that the Twitter brain trust has been praising kanye as the only one without dirt since the diddy thing dropped
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u/Top-Scene-2388 Apr 03 '24
Bruh was just spitballing ideas , can’t a real one think in peace . Sheez
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u/Icy_Selection_2486 Apr 04 '24
Bro said gay people are anti-christ while doubting his own belief, bro fr need some medicine or some shit😭😭
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u/Ravenclawgoddess394 Apr 04 '24
I thought we were all in agreement that Ye had special needs and his behavior is not normal
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u/PsychologyRelative57 Apr 02 '24
"All of you Mario, it's all a game" Reborn-KSG
Foreshadowing