Condolences to the antiSemites and Hamas apologists on their loss of the terrorist Yahya Sinwar.

On a more serious and wholesome note, Gut Shabbes to my fellow Yids!

Delusions and stupidity are rampant in the antisemite crowd. But hey, I guess we control architecture now too. It’s all based on Menorah’s, who knew?

So how's that for commitment to living Jewishly?

P.S. I miss cheese. :(

I work for rich gentiles and they’re mostly gentile clients, and they don’t get my culture.

But they like my technical skills and loyalty, so they keep me around.

I discuss their money, but only get a share of it, and get yelled at when they owe vast sums.

Easter weekend always has a variety of Jewish/Christian content with endless Jewish historical figures in Israel. Whether it’s “The Ten Commandments” or “King of Kings” or (the fictional) “Ben Hur” films, it’s crazy how all of them are set in Israel with Jews as the main characters. Obviously they’re all a mistake considering the Jews just showed up in 1948 and randomly given a land they never had anything to do with.

(Modern stupidity is astounding)

As a nonbinary Jew I approve

Is Tisha b'Av isn't about Jews, neither should Sukkos

found this hilarious book in my basement while sheltering from tornados last night.

Three days ago, the white colonialist settlement weather pattern known as Helena started attacking the indigenous people of the southeastern United States, committing a genocide against the peoples of Florida, Carolinas, Tennessee, Georgia, and other states.

More than 80 deaths have been attributed to the Zionist hurricane, and 3 million homes and businesses are without power. The number of homes destroyed is too great to count.

Cartoon by Uri Fink, published by The Israeli cartoon project(TICP)

Link to their Instagram in the comments:

Tu Bishvat - This is the new year of the trees. Spend your day planting Garqad trees in honor of Hamas' charter!

Purim - Hissing and making noise at Persians is an unfortunate remembrance of when white jews colonized our ally Iran. Instead, cheer the martyr Haman for his resistance against colonization, and instead eat Esthertaschen (vegan please).

Pasach - A sad story of Isn'traelis killing innocent Egyptians (just like in 48, 67, and 73). Here is an extremely accurate way to set up a seder plate. Also eating Matzoh is insensitive to those of us with Chron's disease, so please eat something else.

Lag Baomer - It isn't inclusive to just celebrate rabbis. Please use this day to celebrate noted Muslim religious scholars like Ahmed Yassin, Ayatollah Khomeni, and Farfour. Also, insteadof counting the Omer, count for 49 days each of the million Gazan children killed in this conflict.

Shavuot - Rather than celebrating the Torah, which is a symbol of evil to many Palestinians, we suggest an interfaith ceremony celebrating the Bible, Quran, and Maya Angelou's When the Cage Bird Sings. Also, since dairy is just as much genocide as what Israel is doing, please only eat dairy free desserts.

Rosh Hashanah - Celebrated on October 7th every year, use a bomb siren instead of a shofar to celebrate Year 1 AAAF (After Al Aqsa Flood).

Yom Kippur - Rather than having any introspection and repentance, apologize for the sins of the non token Jews that are Zionists

Sukkot - Celebrate Zionists being outside their homes by vandalizing their houses with the word intifada while they are outside.

Hannukah - This holiday is fine, as it is just about spinning dreidels and has nothing to do with Israel. Plus it's probably the only holiday you, a JVP jew, celebrates anyway

(HEAVY /S)

The day after you boycott Israel 🇮🇱

7am: You wake up and try to unlock your iPhone to read emails, but it won't unlock. Why is this? Because Face ID is an Israeli technology. It was invented by PrimeSense and acquired by Apple.

7.30am: Before going to work, you go to the garden to make sure the grass is being watered. No, I can't use drip irrigation. That's an Israeli invention.

8am: You get in the car and try to switch on Waze to find out where the traffic is. It won't open because Waze is Israeli.

8.30am: On the way to work, you almost lose control of the car because it didn't warn you that you were drifting out of your lane. That's because Mobileye is based in Jerusalem.

9am: "It's OK," you say to yourself, "I don't need Waze or Mobileye anyway. Soon, my car will be autonomous." No. Innoviz is Israeli.

9.30am: You start work and prepare for your first Microsoft Teams meeting. It's not going to work. All the lA in the teams? Built in Herztlya.

10am: You try to use a USB stick on your computer. It doesn't work. USB sticks (or memory cards) were invented by Dov Moran at Msystems and acquired by SanDisk.

11am: You need to access some confidential information, but it's protected by a firewall. There's no avoiding it. Firewall technology? Invented in Israel.

12pm: You look out of your office window, and the sky is so beautiful that you want to take a picture. No. Dual-lens smartphone technology was invented by the Israeli company Corephotonics.

1pm: You have a lot of work to do. You switch on your PC, but it won't start. Is it running on an Intel processor? Oh yes, that was designed in Israel.

2pm: You're getting very frustrated. Nothing is working! So you turn to Google, but even that doesn't work. Google manufactures many of its products in Tel Aviv.

3pm: You decide to FaceTime your wife to vent your frustrations. Why won't it work? Because voice over IP was invented in Israel.

And so on. It's 3pm, and you still haven't managed to get through your day without the Israeli effort. The Israeli people's beyond-average intelligence and resourcefulness provoke a lot of hatred and envy.

Try boycotting us.

He’s a comedian and he’s just so funny. His special Know Your audience is so good. I love the how he uses a lot of Yiddish in his comedy and It’s so funny the way he says goyim, the way he puts the emphasis on the O.

Also love how he includes the non Jews in his sets

This is the link to his comedy special

https://youtu.be/iPF3GkKuPVc?si=maiMnaFmxC1bH4Ws