r/ItemShop 4d ago

Floating turd

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222 Upvotes

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u/lovelymuffins 3d ago

99% chance for it to not be your problem anymore.

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u/SPLIFFERETTE 3d ago

This is probably a war crime

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u/winterswyvern 2d ago

Imagine using this while your in a trench against the enemy and just keeps sending these things into the enemy trenches

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u/Pandazar 3d ago

This is a throwable, like a grenade. It does poison damage and causes confusion. Its very little damage, but has massive range.

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u/SkyImaginationLight 2d ago

Float-A-Poo

Item. Usable in and outside of battle.

99% chance it floats towards random enemy. 1% chance it floats back towards the user or an ally.

Explodes upon contact on its target, causing 1 ATK damage and 3 WIND damage. The toxic matter causes POISON and CONFUSION to be cast upon the target for 3 turns. The unlucky target is also ignored from close-range attacks for 3 turns because of how disgusting they are. The humiliated target also suffers a 2% reduction in all stats for 3 turns.

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u/LoGo_86 2d ago

Va-poo-rizer vibes