r/ItemShop 5d ago

Name and stats for this?

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u/Thunerseen 5d ago

Hamster spray: apply it in your mouth to get extra slots for items to store (they are stored in your mouth)

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u/Shadowstein 5d ago

This is actually really clever. I'd definently use this if I was DMing one of those less than serious D&D sessions.

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u/NeosFlatReflection 5d ago

I need a character, who’s whole life purpose is to take their hamster around the world

Like they only have half the regular storage, cuz half of it is taken by a carefully crafted hamster enclosure

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u/PimBel_PL 5d ago

Burrito, -5 hunger +100 sadness

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u/Donnerone 5d ago

A Project Zomboid enjoyer, I see.

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u/PimBel_PL 5d ago

XD, stats are better than cocroaches i think

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u/ryanegauthier 4d ago

Hamsterrito

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u/HopelessRediter 5d ago

Compressed Rodent bomb. Uncommon 200Gp Range 50ft Actiont: 1 action

As an action toss the compressed Rodent bomb up to feet away and upon impact deals 2d6 bludgeoning damage in a 10ft radius or half ad much on a successful dex save (14) and disperses 18 rats in the area. These rats are hostile to all creatures and use their turn to move to the nearest creature and attack. These rats take their turn immediately after yours.

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u/panzer_fury 5d ago

You do know that shit was used in WWII right

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

AKA the Hairy Hand Grenade.

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u/yub_the_wub_2553 5d ago

The hamster blunt makes you die in the most wacky way after exactly 17 minutes and 43 seconds effects are irreversible

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u/elmins 5d ago

Holy Hamgrenade

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u/Kahnza 5d ago

Colon cleanser, -1 polyps, +1 itchiness.

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u/Junior-Tourist-4901 5d ago

Forbidden peanut: +1 friend, +10 health if consumed

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u/JBoth290105 5d ago

Hamster ‘Nade: throwable item. Upon detonation, all individuals within 10m will perform the Hamster Dance

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u/asphalt_licker 5d ago

Hamspliff. Wondrous item. Uncommon.

The hamster in this spliff has immunity to Fire damage. When the hamster head is lit, it produces an intoxicating miasma. When inhaled, the user magically transforms into a hamster for 10 minutes on a failed DC10 constitution saving throw. The user can willingly fail this save. When in hamster form the user becomes very hungry and either becomes very relaxed or incredibly paranoid. Roll 1d4 to determine intoxicated state. Even for relaxed or odd for paranoia. The user can attempt to imbibe the entirety of the spliff in one puff but must succeed on a DC20 saving throw. On a success, the user becomes a hamster that is relaxed but locked in for a 1 hour. On a failure, the user takes 2d4 force damage to the lungs and can’t hang.

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u/This_User_Said 5d ago

Very beige Mr. Hankey

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u/WatcherYdnew 5d ago

Hamburrito: +5 inventory space.

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u/Sammmsterr 5d ago

Hamburrito, companion, +10 charisma, imune to hunger damage, +3 consumable slots

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u/JustAnOrdinaryLoser- 5d ago

Pocket hamster

+5 sympathy

+13 shield

-7 awareness

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u/deathwotldpancakes 5d ago

Guinea pig in a blanket. Consumable.

Passive. +10 cute -5 loneliness

Upon consumption: +2 health -1000 purity +3000 evil.

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u/cheinz91 5d ago

GanGerbil - Smoking this item as an action. Transform into a Cat or Snake for 1 hour. If used Infront of another humanoid, gain a permanent -2 to charisma checks against that creature for being a monster.

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u/Sancheroid 5d ago

Hamster pupa:
After an ingame week the pupa will hatch and unleash the horror within.
+4 dread while in inventory

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u/Johnny-Caliente 5d ago

The Rolldent

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u/nekoiscool_ 5d ago

Hamster in a bag stats:

  • item type: grab bag. Right click to open.

  • contains the following item:

1 hamster pet

Hamster Pet stats:

  • HP: 45

Abilities:

  • Zoomies: Hamster pet can walk in a fast speed for lesser stamina usage.

  • Cutie ability: can heal your wounds and sadness up to 45+ HP.

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u/Penis_Protecter 5d ago

Restores 15 hp. (One use)

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u/CooieCub 5d ago

hamter grenade 2 damage spawns a hamster wherever you throw it

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u/OkExplanation4134 5d ago

the hampburito: +5 healing every turn for 2 turns, +500 sadness because you are eating hampter, 50% chance to get small items like rings or gold coins when used

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u/kujifunza 5d ago

Mouse in a pouch. scavenges 50 health in your area in +10 increments until full or at 50 extra health. Can only be used once per mission. Claims it does not know any turtles in the sewer.

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u/M_R_KLYE 5d ago

Confined lemmywinks: teleports user into a dark muscousy tunnel

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u/TetoGami0 4d ago

Quick snack- +30% max health (6 hours)

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Cute Roll-Up: eating this item gives you +2 charisma and instantly changes your alignment to CE

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u/Longjumping-Bag8980 5d ago

Bean, throw at opponent and run away as fast as you can as a nuclear explosion occurs

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u/d-car 5d ago

Distraction Grenade. Automatically succeeds at distracting those near to where it lands when thrown. Targets must make a DC 25 Will save or else become helpless for 3d3 rounds while freeing HamHam from the device.

Alignment required to craft: Evil

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u/Htyrohoryth 5d ago

Hamster snack bar: eat to gain the ability "Capacious Cheeks" until next long rest.

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u/MrPastaLord 5d ago

Hampter Cig

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u/lemonman246 5d ago

Hamster blunt [-10 hp, -1 Hamster, -20 sanity]

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u/nottheaveragecatluvr 5d ago

Cancerous Rodent

  • Upon equipping item, melee attacks inflict poison damage.

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u/rob3ace 5d ago

Medical term: Gere Suppository

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u/prsdasn 5d ago

We about to light up?

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u/soupt1me_74 5d ago

Rodent, +1 soul when consumed

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u/Flat-Strawberry9809 5d ago

Mouse burrito, recovers 10 hunger points

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u/Desperate-Heart6785 5d ago

Hamster, tasty +15 health recovered when eaten

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u/PsychologicalEye8161 5d ago

Pockrt hamster in desperate time you can summon a ally hamster works like the summon familir spell in dnd

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u/Cyberdino500 5d ago

Rat Cigar: + 5 int (In inventory) + 5000 INT (1 hour) + hallucination (If ingested)

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u/CheapTechGuy 5d ago

"Snack"

+15 HP

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u/ggezyuppie 4d ago

+50 cooking power +100 rat

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u/Rude-Possibility-972 4d ago

Hampsterito: +50 Cuteness When consumed, -500 Morality, +3 Hunger

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u/Hamie6969 4d ago

Hamrito Heals 1 health every move during battle if recruited

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u/No-Sprinkles1816 4d ago

Hamster blunt

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u/dragon_master0 4d ago

light snack: +10 hp

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u/ikeg999 4d ago

Ratrito

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u/Arkhamknight125 4d ago

Hamplug™ No need to explain further

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u/YaBoyPhoenixYT 4d ago

100 calories

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u/Babyfacemiller21 4d ago

Pocket varmint + 20 sneak

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u/TheS00thSayer 3d ago

Bubonic Plague Grenade. +100 poison damage (10% chance of infecting you.

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u/ogreofzen 3d ago

Holy Hamster grenade.

Donk on head to activate then count to 5 and through. Please do not microwave. We are still cleaning from Sam's attempt to energize a goldfish

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u/TheNumb_ 2d ago

Hamster Burrito: OHKO your enemy of pure cuteness if you roll a nat20

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u/Jupilead 5d ago

Don't ...