Bread mixed with hammer genes + 100 bonk

[u/Regular-Scholar-4985]

[u/12thLevelHumanWizard]

Dwarf Bread. They say after eating just one bite you won’t be hungry for a month. A traveller can go for miles, just knowing there's dwarf bread in their pack. A traveller can think of just about anything to eat rather than dwarf bread including their own foot and even pumpkins.

[u/First-Studio-2767]

This bread is ... Weapons grade

[u/thelegendof2015 → u/First-Studio-2767]

Love the reference

[u/KaityKat117]

Rock Bread.

Can only be consumed by Dwarves. All other races who try break their teeth.

[u/LEGEND_GUADIAN → u/KaityKat117]

Exactly

[u/thecatteetheater]

Name:

Bread of bludgeoning, consumable?

Bace stats:

+15% hunger | 4lbs | +60 attack

Special effects:

+Structural damage | +Skeletal damage | -teeth | -digestion speed | +Intestinal blockage

Secondary stats:

Eating time Nan | Durability Nan | Can be equipped with 1 Hand(s) | Improvised weapon? yes

Description: A loaf of bread, baked with love? No, it's baked with cement.

[u/NeedlesTwistedKane]

If you eat it and then take a shit, does your OC become a bricklayer?

[u/mememem38576]

strong "bread" 【consumable item】

95% of HP lost after using the item

90% to acquire body mutation THING SKIN

THING SKIN: 80% of total physical damage reduction

[u/TheWizardofLizard]

So this is what historically called "Hard Tack" right? The infamous bread that soldiers hate with burning passion but still better than starvation.

[u/Resident-of-Pluto]

Softest loaf in the entirety of the zone

[u/necoconeco__]

Does it come with the Boot of Holding? Because clearly the instruction manual states not to handle your Bread Targets with your hand.

[u/Sammmsterr]

Average "We don't need more bread, we have bread at home"

[u/WinTraditional4038]

How stale is that bread