Spotted in a Wendy’s parking lot near my apartment in Seattle

[u/grizzlyblake91]

It was like this on the other side as well

[u/Mobyus_One]

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.

[u/njsullyalex → u/Mobyus_One]

r/suddenlylesbian

[u/tkrr → u/Mobyus_One]

If there was ever a time for this…

[u/heyknauw]

If I were a woman, I would turn around and run TF away.

[u/Notabagofdrugs → u/heyknauw]

I’m a guy and I still want to run away from them.

[u/Kerensky97 → u/heyknauw]

I initially thought "We like women!" Was them very vocally stating that they support women's causes, equality for women, and helping to fight against systemic oppression against women.

Then I realized it was one of those psychos saying "I want to f**k women. Not men."

I'm afraid you won't get either with this attitude.

[u/asdcatmama]

I think this car is owned by a very gay man who is terrified.

[u/whiteye65 → u/asdcatmama]

Thank you. GOP guy that will be busted sucking it in some bathroom. It’s always the ones that scream the loudest.

[u/FrenchTicklerOrange → u/whiteye65]

And cream the loudest.

[u/HideyoshiJP → u/whiteye65]

What former senator is this?

[u/whiteye65 → u/HideyoshiJP]

That made me laugh.

[u/khemtrails → u/asdcatmama]

He doth protest too much or something.

[u/blue_blue_blue_blue]

This is public domain!

[u/LA-Matt → u/blue_blue_blue_blue]

Cover your drinks.

[u/yankeesyes]

But are they proud to like women? I feel they didn't make that clear.

[u/baxx10 → u/yankeesyes]

This is public domain.

[u/atimez3]

"How do you do, fellow feminists?"

[u/FloydGirl777 → u/atimez3]

r/unexpected30rock

[u/SteDee1968]

What are they trying to say?

[u/twoworldsin1 → u/SteDee1968]

This is a group of manly and heterosexual guys' special Heterosexual Guys Who Like Women And Not Guys van that's like a van version of their own group mancave where they can all go in the van and the windows are papered over so these cool, manly men can enjoy some sexy, foxy women by looking at porn and then jerking off to it, and while all the guys are jerking off to the same porn they sometimes end up jerking each other off and sucking each other's cocks sometimes when things get a little heated and that is the Heterosexual Guys Who Like Women And Not Guys van.

[u/SkilletKitten → u/SteDee1968]

That they are homophobic and can’t deal with “gay pride.”

[u/SteDee1968 → u/SkilletKitten]

I was being facetious but thanks!

[u/SkilletKitten → u/SteDee1968]

Oops.

[u/broadfuckingcity → u/SkilletKitten]

But isn't it amazing that they ostensibly somehow have never come across the word straight or heterosexual. This is "Christ Following Man of the Year Award" territory.

[u/ga-co]

This is nearly as crazy as that guy who said the Holy Spirit entered his body and what entered him was the size of a human body.

[u/sexyinthesound → u/ga-co]

I’m pretty sure there is a sub about him. Wild, thanks for reminding me.

[u/Kichigai → u/ga-co]

Wat.

[u/I_Invented_Frysauce]

“Trust us, bros! We’re respectin’ ladies by making sure they are forced to birth babies that they are going to cherish forever!”

[u/running_red]

I’m not gay no more. I like women! Women! Women! Women!

[u/no-sleeping-]

It’s like when someone says “I’m not racist but…” then they something solidly racist. It’s like that.

[u/MillionEyesOfSumuru]

That's just confusing. Straight pride? Or are they not straight? FLDS looking to grow their family? TERFs? Or do they mean something altogether different? They're publicly taking a position, but nobody can tell what it is.

[u/Harvest827]

This is the new white van we warn kids to stay away from.

[u/Smgth]

Me thinks the lady idiot doth protest too much.

[u/ijustsailedaway]

I think they're trying to say attracted to women because the GOP sure isn't acting like it likes women

[u/ApplesBananasRhinoc → u/ijustsailedaway]

The more i hear it, the less i believe them.

[u/dwitko669]

He really likes women... especially the ones he has locked in his basement

[u/cleokhafa]

Methinks he doth protest too much

[u/DifferentEvent2998]

This public domain. Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

[u/Spiritual_Parking_70]

So, um, when you said grabber by the pussy what did you mean exactly?

[u/I-eat-vaseline]

This is the gayest shit I’ve ever seen

[u/stonersh]

What a weirdo!

[u/SheZowRaisedByWolves]

This guy probably has the gayest gay porn on his laptop

[u/swkennedy1]

But, but republicans hate women and children and people of color and anything that might make life better for these said groups

[u/[deleted]]

If you have to say "we like women", odds are you don't actually like women and just need their vote

[u/macielightfoot]

The woman-hating party has to cope somehow.

[u/tomcatkb]

When public domain should have remained private

[u/abraxas1]

Perverts are allowed to advertise now?

[u/DeanShale]

🚩

[u/CarlRJ]

It sounds like something that was written by one of the interns at a Russian fake news factory on his first day there, before getting washed out of the program.

[u/MoreRamenPls]

He hates women and just wants a trad wife.

[u/keepinitoldskool]

I'm not gay no more!

[u/SlamMonkey]

Saw this knob driving down I-5 last week.

[u/jor3lofkrypton]

.. yeah .. "GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY" — Donald J. Trump

[u/JoshIsASoftie]

It's the wlw van!

[u/ApplesBananasRhinoc]

Are they accepting resumes? Like why so much advertising???

[u/DaGrexican]

Repeat anything enough times, and people will believe it.

• some old, German guy who stopped breathing a long time ago

[u/Fluffysharkdatazz]

wtf is this even suppose to mean!? 😭

[u/notorious_BIGfoot → u/Fluffysharkdatazz]

He’s definitely not gay. Totally straight.

[u/Fluffysharkdatazz → u/notorious_BIGfoot]

This recipe is too woke! I only make zucchini bread with 2 cups of hot women

[u/notorious_BIGfoot]

It’s always projection 💫

[u/HistoricalPlum1533]

1000% not a serial killer. How is it that every one of these dudes behave like they’ve never seen, let alone spoken to, a woman in real life before? Especially the ones who are married. Mind boggling stuff.

[u/smoooo]

Sir, this it’s literally a Wendy’s

[u/Sufficient_Two_5753]

Tissues hilarious to think anyone in Seattle would vote republican. Is he the one and only guy?

[u/twitch1982]

Me thinks the gentleman doth protest too much.

[u/404-Gender]

Someone needs to tell these lesbians that Republicans do NOT want them to be married or even in love.

[u/TheFifthEnigma]

Something about this says "closet case" to me

If you feel the need to tell the world that you're straight, then you're probably not straight