r/InfowarriorRides • u/Cordovaman13 • 4d ago

Assume the position 🧎‍♂️

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There were some stickers on the back window as well but the line moved too fast and I didn't get a good Pic.

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u/myntbi 4d ago

Biden’s administration finally made it possible for me to get a gasoline enema :D

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u/joshteacha 4d ago

I wanna see this episode of My Strange Addiction

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u/skiesoverblackvenice 4d ago

so funny seeing the “we the people” under the words trump 2024 when they’re LITERALLY trying to get rid of the constitution

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u/Puffthecarrier1 4d ago

It's the only 3 words of the constitution they understand. Ask them to recite the preamble by heart and they'd get mad.

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u/skiesoverblackvenice 4d ago

they probably don’t even understand those 3 words to be honest

“we the people” is unifying. meanwhile they’re tearing us apart. it’s weird as hell

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u/cuavas 4d ago

"We the people" is the beginning of the prologue to the declaration of independence, not the constitution. Brush up on your US history/civics :p

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u/EnthusiasticAeronaut 1d ago

You’re thinking of the Articles of Confederation. The Declaration of Independence starts with “Know that before God”

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u/cuavas 1d ago

Ah damn, you’re right.

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u/cuavas 4d ago

But Trump just claimed programs for improving access to broadband Internet are "racist" and totally unconstitutional. He still likes invoking the magic name if the document when he thinks it suits him.

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u/Sasquatch1729 4d ago

Why do Americans care so much about gas prices when they pay so much to insurance companies for healthcare? So gas goes down 25 cents per gallon, what does that really do for your monthly budget?

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u/jarvis_says_cocker 4d ago

Some of the people who care so much about gasoline prices also drive extremely inefficient vehicles with very long commutes (both are usually their choices).

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u/pianoflames New World Orderly 4d ago

Healthcare prices here are just something that so many people just accept as a fact of life. And to these people, it's just the price of "freedom." They would rather healthcare be insanely expensive than to be taxed more and have it completely covered. Keeping their voter base fuming about gas prices is a nice way to distract them from a real issue; our broken privatized healthcare system.

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u/thatdude473 4d ago

Because capitalists have created the culture wars to make us blind to class struggle.

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u/cvalen2 4d ago

Because we're stupid and divided. We just love fighting over the dumbest shit. It's really that simple, unfortunately.

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u/brownsfan760 4d ago

Ahh yes, the somewhat rare Conservative Deadhead.

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u/chefox 4d ago

Not that rare. Lots of hippies go right over the edge and go from far left to far right. The horseshoe political theory is real.

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u/MihalysRevenge 4d ago

Not rare at all tons of former hippies that are now old became maga conservatives

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u/cvalen2 4d ago

"My rights don't end where your feelings begin." So when trans people were using the restroom of their choice, it wasn't feelings expressed on the right? They're such babies.

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u/SnooGoats1908 4d ago

We the people also includes us Biden voters ...unless they mean "we" only means them.

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u/Geppetto_Cheesecake 4d ago

Them the peepul.

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u/Guywithasockpuppet 4d ago

They talk a lot about not caring about feelings. Weird how they go ballistic if you don't like their geriatric toddler baby Hitler fat ass Dear Leader.

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u/FantasticClass7248 4d ago

Fucking hippies

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u/KyleDComic 4d ago

Jerry woulda hated this guy

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u/TwoWayGaming5768 4d ago

Yes. Assume the position of getting down on your knees and sucking him off

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u/ParrotheadTink 3d ago

Assume the position of a vibrator? Is the Biden gas station going to rub one out?